My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Princess And The Frog's "When We're Human")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash and Applejack

Fluttershy was assigned to aid a small group of pony-like faeries known as Breezies make their way home with their collected pollen in tow. It was...difficult, putting it mildly.

So in order to help things along, Twilight Sparkle used a spell turning herself and her friends into Breezies so that they could travel together with them and help them along.

It may have been a mistake, because Rainbow Dash soon started asking Twilight if she knew any spell that could make her a griffon. Or a dragon.

It didn't even have to be a dragon that spewed fire!

If I were a griffon right now
I wouldn't trip over my claws
I'd like to see if I'm just as fast
And let out a throaty roar

You've heard of my friend Gilda,
You ever wonder how
She builds up all of that muscle
And that beak, does it make you go "wow"?, Listen...

When I'm a griffon
As I hope to be
I'm gonna fly the coop
'Til I'm totally pooped
And everypony's gonna bow down to me

Now that sounds mighty cool
Ah actually wouldn't mind
Ah'd like to fly all proper like
Without having to find

The slightest wind can shake me
Can blow me left and right
But bigger, ah could fly the coop
Now that seems jus' 'bout right
Eh, Rainbow?

But there is
A small catch to make
Ah'd need to eat
And that's the thing
Don't like the thought of havin' steak

When Ah'm a griffon
Rainbow's gonna be
Ah'd just settle on keepin' tabs on Dash
So that she don't get hurt, ya see

I won't humor your request or
your sense of curiosity
You're still struggling as a Breezy
And now you want to change biology!?

If you're a griffon now
You'd need to act like one
You would both need to get used to meat
Feel your talons rake across the street

Magic is
Not some cheap toy
The Princess said that
And I'll never forget
So don't try it for a cheap ploy

When we're griffons
Or if we're gonna be
I'd be careful, dude!
I would like to fly
It's a real fast track to
Getting banished to the sun!

When we're griffons