(Note: Sung to the tune of The Three Caballeros's "The Three Caballeros")

Sung by Fluttershy

Fluttershy, as an animal caretaker, looks after many critters and other not-so-cuddly creatures. Three examples are some sparrow, who seem to be totally fixated on being seriously misanthropic and just plain mean. Fluttershy's not sure why; as far as she knows they seem to have come from a relatively normal family.

Maybe it's because they've realized they'll hop the twig after 18 months. Who knows?

They're three angry sparrows
Raging angry sparrows
They say they are birds of a feather
They're hacked off 'bout something
Their anger's unbecoming
There's no love, there's nothing
They're outraged forever

They're three rotten birdies
But don't take my word-ies
Antagonistic, sharp like an arrow
They're not afraid to show it
They hate you and you'll know it
Who says so? They say so!
The three angry sparrows

Ahhhh!
Take care not to be seen
Or they will peck you clean
Fly as fast you can
If only that energy
Were used constructively!
Turn your tail and just flee
Fastest you ever ran!

Through fair and stormy weather
They loathe you all together
They perch on a shelf
They're not trapped with you
You're trapped with them, too
Stuck with this angry crew
You'll want to save yourself!

Ahhhh!
Please don't call them grumpy
That term's rather bumpy
It implies a soft center
There's no kindness in their souls
Their heart's as black as coal
You'll scream like a foal
Take heed, and enter...

Author's Note

Yes, a sparrow's lifespan's that short, BTW