(Note: Sung to the tune of The Sword In The Stone's "Mad Madame Mim")

Sung by Rarity

The Ponyville Foal and Filly Fair was almost underway, and Rarity had made one of her most fabulous looking puppet stands for the fair, with the help of Spike.

Unfortunately, the puppeteer found her extraordinarily elaborate contraption to be way too impractical, and sent it back.

Next thing anypony knew, Rarity was crying to herself eating vanilla oat swirl ice-cream.

The theatre's a flop
In pieces, my dream
Om nomnom nom nom
Just me and my ice-cream
It was a project that hadn't gone well
'Cause I'm the un-fabulous, pathetic, sad Madam Belle

Se how distraught
Downtrodden and
Disappointed or
Depressed I am
Nopony loves me except this tub
Of Vanilla Oat Swirl
'Cause I'm the un-fabulous, pathetic, sad Madam Belle!

I say I vant to be left all alone
I'm stuck in a creative rut of my own
Boo hoo hoo hoo, Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Wah hah hah hah hah
A bloo bloo bloo bloo bloo bloo*
But just then, finally
For om nomnom nom nom
The harsh reality
Is I'm the un-fabulous, pathetic, sad, sad, sad, sad Madam Belle!

Author's Note

As requested by Revenant Wings

*Substitute your own wails of despair here if these are not adequate for your needs.

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