(Note: Sung to the tune of Pinocchio's "Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

Rarity was wallowing in...whatever it was ponies are supposed to wallow in. Pity, perhaps? After a bad stunt at a fashion show, she felt her reputation had sunk.

"We can't leave Rarity like this," Applejack remarked.

"She'll become a crazy cat lady!" Pinkie cried.

"She only has ONE cat," Twilight pointed out.

"Give her time..." Pinkie warned.

Pie-Diddle-Dee-Dee
A crazy cat lady
Whether its Manx or Persian or
Tortoiseshell, she may start to hoard!
Pie-Diddle-Dee-Day
She'll steal your cats away!
She'll steal some kittens, and then she'll be
A crazy cat lady!

Pie-Diddle-Dee-Dat
She'll kidnap all your cats!

A crazy cat lady!

Pie-Diddle-Dee-Dee,
A crazy cat lady!
She'll shut herself from society
With naught but her cats for company!
Pie-Diddle-Dee-Doos,
She'll become a recluse!
You know deep inside she will be sad
We all have to stop her going bad
Before all the hairballs drive her mad!
A crazy cat lady!

Pie-Diddle-Dee-Dee.
A crazy cat lady!
She'll tell ponies to get off her turf,
Or cats send them six feet under earth!
Pie-Diddle-Dee-Dap
Any second she'll snap,
She'll go mad stealing cats to be,
A crazy cat lady!

Author's Note

IMPORTANT! We're fast approaching the 100th Chapter! So in order to commemorate such an event PROPERLY, I need to know which song or songs were amongst your favourites to be placed in my little Hall of Fame in my 100th Chapter Spectacularmathon!

Just leave a comment listing your best ones!

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