(Note: Sung to the tune of Bolt's "I Thought I Lost You")

Sung by Shining Armor's subordinates

No wonder the Royal Guard lost to the changelings...when messages around the Royal Guard get passed around like a game of Quilinese Whispers, it tends to get lost in translation somewhere down the line...

Nopony listens to sir
Don’t hear a single thing we've said
We take a leave of absence,
We should report straight to the head
Don’t know if he knows or not
But soldiers say “Tell Captain Shining that
I’ve a family reunion
Coming up and I should vamoose, stat!”
Somepony cover me til break
And I told somepony who
Didn’t tell anypony else… The promises we make!

I thought my boss knew (when I was invited to some bubbly)
I thought somepony else passed it on again
Shining Armor thought I was gone
And on and on the days went
But a friend had invited me to drink
And I hoped in my heart he had got my note, my friend
And I got punished, but I thought my boss knew

Lack of communication
Has been a problem in our ranks
But we’re all neck deep in drills
And we got patrols up to our flanks
So we tell Captain second hoof
If we must make good on those promises we made

I thought my boss knew (when I injured myself playing rugby)
I thought somepony else passed it on again
Shining Armor thought I was gone
And on and on the days went
But my spearing leg was totally busted
And I got a note saying that I was on the mend
And I got punished, but I thought my boss knew

I once ran late to practice cos I went to see a movie with my cuz
And I once missed a practice drill, I had to fix my windowsill
Now here we are, are
Here we are
I thought my boss knew
I thought my boss knew , too
I thought my boss knew
I thought my boss knew

Yeah
I thought my boss knew (when I had a date with my sweet hubby)
I thought somepony else passed it on again
Shining Armor thought I was gone
And on and on the days went
But my wife don’t take no for an answer
And I had several other engagements to attend
And I got punished, but I thought my boss knew

But I thought my boss knew
I thought my boss knew, too
I thought it got through, got through
I thought it got through, yeah yeah
I thought my boss knew
I thought my boss knew, too

Author's Note

IMPORTANT! We're fast approaching the 100th Chapter! So in order to commemorate such an event PROPERLY, I need to know which song or songs were amongst your favourites to be placed in my little Hall of Fame in my 100th Chapter Spectacularmathon!

Just leave a comment listing your best ones!

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