(Note: Sung to the tune of Treasure Planet's "I'm Still Here")

Sung by Smart Cookie

Smart Cookie was the Secretary of the Interior and aide to Chancellor Puddinghead. It was largely a thankless job, and with Puddinghead being as stir crazy as she was, her best hope was to try and divert her interests towards aiding society as a whole and hope the collateral damage would not be too great by playing the dumb yes-mare.

I am an aid to Puddinghead,
Making sure that she’s not dead
Since that girl can’t take care of herself
And what do you think I'd ever say
She won't listen anyway
She’s stir crazy
So I point her in the direction that suits me.

And what do you think you'd understand
She believes in humans and
There’s an undead cuttlefish in Lake Trot
And I insist on living proof
That people live inside her hoof
It’s strange to me
Cause I'm not weird

She’s got a bird mounted and stuffed,
Saying it’s dead is not enough
It is still the Speaker Of The House…
And how can the world get her to change
Insanity stays the same
They don't know me
Cause I'm not weird

And I stopped her from very nearly
Declaring war on the sea
Now you know me and I'm quite afraid
And she wears fresh pudding for a hat
A tiny chariot pulled by rats
She can't break me
As long as I know who I am

And what’s left of sense has gone bad
She thinks a puppet cat’s her dad
Wanna hold on, and try not to snap…
And how can the world get her to change
Insanity stays the same
They don't know me
And she's still weird

She can't tell me that there be
A small angry monkey
Hiding behind the closet
I know that she’s lost it, not me
And her words are just whispers
and lies that I'll never believe

She’d like to take some time to thank
A crudely crafted wooden plank
Puddinghead, she dares to be stupid
And how can the world get her to change
Insanity stays the same
They don't know me
And she's still weird

I'm the one
'Cause she's still weird
She's still weird
She's still weird
She's still weird

Author's Note

With all due credit to K9Thefirst1

IMPORTANT! We're fast approaching the 100th Chapter! So in order to commemorate such an event PROPERLY, I need to know which song or songs were amongst your favourites to be placed in my little Hall of Fame in my 100th Chapter Spectacularmathon!

Just leave a comment listing your best ones!

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