(Note: Sung to the tune of The Jungle Book 2's "The Jungle Rhythm")

Sung by Spike

Twilight Sparkle cannot dance. Spike has known this for a while, and he has made every attempt to try and hide it.

Unfortunately, Twilight’s extreme lack of musical sense has since made manifest at one of the many parties Rarity has attended (it was a high-brow event, to add onto the embarrassment), at the Royal Wedding, in another world’s dance event…

So Twilight Sparkle has next to no dance skills
And you may want to avert your eyes
When you see (see what?)
See the lack of rhythm
Those hooves are tap-tap-tappin' the dance floor
Her moves cause all who watch to cry
Plain as day
It’s the lack of rhythm

Now she’s like an elephant out in the jungle
But it never hits her heart
First she feels that beat start
Bubbling under
Then both her two left legs
Start to blunder

(It’s shaming me!)
Or she’s wooden as a tree
When she dances
Watch the lack of rhythm
Watch the lack of rhythm

(Come on, Twilight!)
Can't do without rhythm
And when it fills the air
Noblefolk everywhere
Would rather leave
I’ll come along with 'em
I can’t watch anymore
She'll stomp her hooves!
Out of synch!
Stick to writing, I should think!

Oh boy…!
That’s not it!
Uh ha, uh ha!

Check out those chat-chat-chattering ponies
Quietly making themselves scarce
They can’t take (they can’t take)
All the lack of rhythm
Looks like a pony spasming wildly
Silence all those harmonies
I can’t take (I can’t take)
All the lack of rhythm
Yeah! That's it!

Now she’s like an elephant out in the jungle
But it never hits her heart
First she feels that beat start
Bubbling under
Then both her two left legs
Start to blunder

(It’s shaming me!)
Or she’s wooden as a tree
When I feel (When I feel)
When she dances (When she dances)
(When she dances) (When she dances)
Watch the lack of rhythmmmm (x5)

Author's Note

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