MLP: Ponies taste like magic
The thing about monsters is...
Previous ChapterNext ChapterI stare into the mirror before me, getting a nice look at myself. My eyes are still red and my hair is just as gray as it has always been. But the more I look at myself...the more I realize just how much I've changed after meeting Ex.
I sigh as I begin my walk around the tunnels, recalling all the great times I had, while I go to check on Luna. I pass multiple Xenos as I walk by, some would hiss at me others would just avoid me. It's pretty clear they're Ex's kin, alright. Ah, Ex. I would teleport to Ex, you know, make sure he's alright, but he can handle himself. I'm sure he can. I mean it's only been ten minutes, he'll be here any second...I hope.
I reach the room Luna is held in and see her scream in agony as another Xeno is spawned. Luckily her cries of pain are silenced by a face hugger.
I shake my head and can see around twenty baby Xenos wobbling about as they try and search for food. I snap my fingers and teleport a cow into the room. After, I leave to the sound of Xenos tearing through flesh.
I walk around some more and see Ex's throne. I sigh as I remember, yet again, all the fun I had observing Ex. I suppose I should explain.
You see, before I started causing chaos, I was a young spirit in the universe just trying to find a purpose in life. But then I saw him. He was an odd looking creature covered in black with a strange shape. He looked like some sort of giant black bug. But he got my attention, Ex got my attention. So I continued to watch him, learn from him, see what he can do and why he can do that. But that's when it hit me. I always enjoyed the mess he caused, the destruction, just the chaos in general. So I decided I wanted to be a spirit of chaos. It took hundreds of years for me to learn and even more years for me to understand. Yes, learning and understanding are different from each over. But...when I finally did, he was nothing but a statue.
But, if anything, that just made me want to cause more chaos, to be able to be more chaotic then him. Man, the chaos he caused back then...
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Ex runs from the multitude of guards and villagers chasing him, their spears and pitchfork's raised high. For some time now the ponies have been hunting him. At first he was just a myth a crazy old stallion talked about. But that myth soon became a legend, that legend became fact and that fact caused this, a hunt.
If there's something you ought to know about ponies it's their Xenophobic nature. If it's not a pony, they don't trust it. A great fault to have, but it's just how ponies are.
Ex growls as he leaps across a lake, annoyance clear on his face. I feel bad for the guy, as I watch him, all he wants is to survive, but these ponies ain't having none of that.
Ex soon spots a massive castle on the horizon, the castle of Luna and Celestia. The sisters heard of Ex and thought it would be a good idea to put a bounty on him. If you bring 'The Creature' in alive you get two million bits. If he's dead, two thousand. As far as I'm aware, or was aware at that point in time, the sisters wanted a pet, a guard dog. And what better way to show how superior you are then to have an unknown species sitting beside you on your thrown? Well, maybe a bass canon, that'd be preety badass. But back then they didn't have that stuff, so they opted for 'The legendary Creature of the Everfree.'
Ex quickly scales the walls of the castle with pegasi trying to spear or net him. Ex proves to be more agile then the ponies think and manages to avoid all attempts of murder and capture.
He crawls through a window and continues his run. Unfortunately, he failed to realize that, back then, the castle is heavily guarded.
So, to put it simply, Ex screwed himself over. Don't get me wrong, he didn't just get captured. No, no, no, back then he was even more brutal then he is now. He managed to take...I think around...thirty guards out before they managed to hold him down. And this is his drone form.
I can remember how I wanted to help, to free him, to save him. But, sadly, I was nothing but a small spirit at that time. Certainly not the all powerful chaos god I am now. Tartarus, if Celestia and Luna actually decided to train their power...they might even be able to surpass me. Well, maybe.
Anyway, Ex gets dragged to the throne room against his will, trying ever so desperately to escape. I feel pity for him, to have to go through something like that. I think he was only sixteen years old when that happend, not even an adult. But I guess he has his Xenomorph instinct to help him through. His instinct...is strange. I can't recall it ever showing after me and him escaped together, yet I know it's still in their.
Before you ask, no, what he did was his decision alone. He chose to kill everyone he did, all his instinct did was...push him towards it. He's even told me he's had times where his instinct was to kill me! Yet he didn't. It's his own life and no 'instinct' will control what he does and does not do.
Any-who, his instinct is strange. I guess it's kinda like a girl on her period, granted I don't know what it's like but, from what I heard, it's pretty similar. He usually gets enraged, wants to kill everything in site and protect his kin like any mother. But Ex doesn't really have a gender, so...thing? Like any thing would. I've seen his mood change from happy-yes, happy. Believe it or not, Extinction wasn't as dark and cold as he is now. I've seen several occasions where he would laugh to himself, smile, even just mess about for 'The LOLZ.' Anyway, as I was saying- happy to a sadistic murderer in a split second. I guess he's calmer than he was back then or he just isn't that mad now. Oh, believe me, back then he was the definition of mad. Every sentence he said was just littered with fucks and shits and cunts...granted he hasn't said cunt since he's been free. Or, if he has, not as often as he use to.
I can remember seeing him getting dragged into the throne room, managing to escape only to get encased in a blue aura of magic. Luna quickly claimed Ex and...oh, god. The things she did. The amount of times he tried to escape only for-i don't even...don't even want to say. He tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it didn't even matter.
For example, Ex actually managed to get back into the Everfree and boy was he happy. But that happiness didn't last long as Luna just teleported him back and...punished him. I won't go into detail, but there's a reason he calls Luna a whore. I wonder what he'll do with Luna? I don't think he'll just use her for a spawn point. Especially after the things she did.
The things she...-Just remember that monsters aren't born, they're made. And I can tell you sure as tartarus that Ex was no monster when he first arrived.
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