I sit on my comfortable, little, floating chair as I watch the scene unfold beneath me, patting my jar of dirt with my hand. Ex has killed Shinning Armor and, as a result, Princess slutty Mc fucky has gone hyper. It really amuses me how Extinction just casually killed Shinning, only to have to fight a furious female.

I summon a box of popcorn with a snap of my fingers as I hear the rumbling of the Xenos and Changelings getting closer. I can see that Ex is thinking about something. Either a way to kill Cadenza and Chrysalis or how the fuck no one noticed Celestia escaped from her cocoon just now. I'm not joking, she literally JUST escaped and walked out of here and no one noticed. You can't explain that.

I lean forward as I watch the three main characters get into a fighting stance. Ex seems worried, a thing that I would never even think about. He always seems either pissed or moody, but never worried. Chrysalis looks like an ass, nothing new. And finally, Cadenza. She looks like a ragging fat guy when you steal their food. Funny how fast a fat guy can run when they need too. I should know, I stole Celestia's cake once.

Before I can ponder how someone with such a large flank can run fast enough to make RD look like a joke, multiple windows smash as multiple Xenomorphs and Changelings run and charge at each over. The three stooges take this as their moment to fight and, well...fight.

Cadenza makes the first move, pulling her fist back to hit Ex. Ex manages to dodge the hit, but doesn't have enough time to counter as he gets dropped kicked by Chrysalis. Chrysalis's victory is short lived, though. Before she can get back in her feet, Cadenza is on top of her, tugging at her wings. Chrysalis's wings begin to tear of, but, before they do, a Changeling hits Cadence off of it's Queen. Said Changeling is quickly impaled by a Xenomorph, who then gets grabed by Chrysalis and thrown at Cadenza. As she does this, the other Xenomorphs notice and a 'Morphling' fires an magical acid bomb at her. The attack hits her back and sends her to the ground, right in front of a pissed off Extinction. Ex proceeds to slam Chrysalis head into the ground multiple times before throwing her into a wall.

I munch on my popcorn as I watch the spectacular show of chaos before me. The already messed up room covered in Changeling slime now has multiple broken pillars, windows, doors and walls to add to the mess. It looks like a tornado came through here, got laid, had kids and got married in the same room. It's perfect.

I decide to check on the other things going on, curious as to what's happening. The Xenomorphs are easily winning the battle, even with the large amount of numbers the Changelings have, and will most likely win. There are a few dead Xenomorphs, however. The whole room is about ten meters long and ten meters wide, makes sense considering it's a wedding room, so it can hold most of the Xenos and Changelings in. There are a few that are hanging outside windows or flying above, but there still enough room. The Xenos and Changelings were even kind enough to give the main three a meter of space as they fight. They probably don't want to end up like the other poor bastards. Some of the Changelings are divebombing into the Xenos. Sometimes they fly into walls making the castle shake and bits of the castle fall of. The 'morphlings' are throwing magical acid all over the Changelings, melting them into nothing and dissolving bits of the floor.

That's enough about this room, let's talk about the castle its self. The castle, from the inside, has lots of broken prices of furniture, glass, pretty much everything all other the place. There are lots of dead corpses all over the place, blood stains, and don't even get me started on the smell.

The outside, whoa...that's pretty... wow. The outside of the castle has multiple holes in it with large pices missing from it. It's exactly like the castle in the Everfree forest. Well, except more colorful and hanging of a cliff. Lots of towers have fallen to a thousand foot drop, lots of guards are getting thrown out of broken windows, its just perfect chaos. And thats not including the explosions happening every so often. I do hope they dial the fighting down a bit, wouldn't want the castle to crumble with Ex in it. Although, I have a sneaking suspicion that Ex knows that the castle could fall at any moment...

You may be wondering how I'm able to see and know all this while I'm still in my comfy chair. The answer: I'm Discord. I'm the most powerful being in all of Equestria. Looking around a castle is child's play, if you have as much magic as me, of course.

I stop my little observation of the now crumbling castle and take a look at the main event, the battle between Ex, Cadenza and Chrysalis. It looks like Ex is taking the most damage in this fight. When he came in, he wasn't exactly one hundred percent, but now I doubt he could even run for ten seconds. All the spines from his back are either gone or broken in half and his entire body has large cracks running all over it. Chrysalis is doing a bit better than Ex, a few large cracks here and there. But Cadenza. Cadenza barely has a scratch on her. Her clothes are a bit torn and she might have a messy mane, but besides a small cut on her cheek, she's pretty much untouched. I've definitely missed some stuff.

Ex hisses in rage and manages to stab Chrysalis in her right eye, while she's busy throwing Xenos at Cadenza, causing green blood to run from her eye as well as a high pitched scream from her mouth. Ex seems unfazed by this and lifts her into the air by his tail. Before he can do anything else, Cadenza slams into the tail, making Chrysalis fall and breaking Ex's tail in half.

Acid blood pours from his now half-tail as he yells in both pain and anger of having his main weapon broken in half. Ex falls to the ground face first and lays there, unmoving. I start munching on some popcorn and wait for him to get up...any second now. I keep eating, but after a few seconds, I know something wrong.

I drop the popcorn I'm holding out of shock. Ex...lost? N-no, it can't be. He's going to get back up...right? The battle suddenly stops and the Xenos all stop to stare at Ex. They all lower their heads.

Ex just continues laying there, showing no signs of getting up or even being alive. I try to search for a sign that he still alive...but... I feel a tear come to my eye as I watch the one person who I consider a friend stop kicking. I still can't believe it's-no I won't believe it! Ex is too strong to just...die!...r-right? Right?! He's been through so much, planned for so long...he can't just die!

I summon a box of tissues to wipe my nose as I realize that he has infact lost. My friend, Ex...lost. I guess...I guess Cadenza and Chrysalis were just to much for him. But what chance did he have? He was too slow to hit Cadenza and Chrysalis was stronger than Celestia. That final blow was what did it. A-at least he went down fighting...and landing a good blow on Chrysalis.

Speaking of Chrysalis. The Queen has gotten back on her feet and is now staring at Ex's body, laughing. She's laughing out of the fact Ex is gone, that he's no longer a problem, and I can't be even more mad about it.

"Haha! Yes! Finally that fool is dead! That'll teach him to dare turn against me!" Chrysalis exclaims, laughing like a maniac. She limps to his body, spits on it and make her way in front of Cadenza.

Cadenza circles round Chrysalis and stops in front of Ex's body. Chrysalis watches her in silence as she stares at Ex.

"So? You want to spit on his corpse too, Cadenza?" Chrysalis asks. Cadenza just spits on Ex's body and turns to face Chrysalis.

"Yes. Now, let's end thi-ack." Before Cadenza can finish her sentence, a black claw embeds its self in her neck. I turn to see who that claw belongs to and a smile quickly adorns my face.

"Ex!"

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"Ex!" Discord yells. I slowly turn my neck to look at him. It almost looked like he's been crying. D-did he actually think I was dead?Damn...maybe I overdid it. Well, actually, it's his fault for assuming I was dead. What? You think I'm gonna lay down and die because I've lost a limb? What do I look like? A pony? Of course I'm not going to die...yet. I might have enough energy to stand and claw into the  this whores neck, but I'll need Discords help to leave this place. I've DEFINITELY taken some damage.

I focus back on this...Cadenza. It looks like my plan worked. My plan was to fake my death and sneak attack this whore when she wasn't expecting it. A bit dishonorable, but when it's a free for all you don't really care about honor. I lift my second claw above Cadenza's head and rip it off. Her now decapitated body falls to the ground, blood flowing from her onto the broken ground.

I can hear my kin hiss in delight as I finally managed to kill the whore. I look back at the head of Cadenza and crush it in my mouth, taking in all the delicious tastes it grants me. Ponies usually taste sweet. It might have something to do with the fact they devour sweets all the time. ALL the time. Seriously, they're so fucking use to sweets, take them away for a day and ponies will go insane.

I can feel my body healing ever so slowly from that little energy boost I got from eating. I turn to Discord and smile at him, blood dripping from my mouth.

"So, Discord. You actually thought I was dead?" Discord looks shocked and shakes his head back and forth.

"O-of course not. I knew that you were to strong to go down so easily." I chuckle.

"Then what's with the tears in your eyes?" Discord snaps his fingers and a book appears in his hands.

"I was crying over how bad this book is. It's called TWILIGHT." I nod my head in understanding. I will admit that even I felt like crying after reading that piece of shit. Half the story's about shirtless werewolf's and the other half about gay sparkling pixes. Wait I mean vampires. I always get them confused in that book.

I hear as a certain someone sighs in boredom.

"If you to MARES are done fan-mare-ing (?) about TWILIGHT, can we finish this?" Chrysalis yells. I turn to look at her and smile at what I see.

"Sorry, slut. But it looks like you're fucking time is up." The last thing I see is Chrysalis's angry face before she's engulfed in a rainbow.

I turn around to look at my kin.

"Quick, Xenomorphs! Some of you grab Luna and retreat back to HQ with Discord. I've got some unfinished business," I hiss. I can feel all my kin agree and leave Canterlot, a few drones taking Luna. The Xenos in the same room as me all head towards Discord.

"Ex! What are you doing? You can't take on the elements!" I turn to Discord and smirk.

"Watch me. And don't you fucking dare say what I can and can't do." I turn back to see Chrysalis as a statue. Funny, even as a statue she looks like a slut.

I turn to look at the smug faces of the elements. The purple one...Twat-light, I think. Yeah, Twat-light walks forward.

"Give it up, Discord and Extinction! You've lost," she says, arrogance and smugness dripping from her mouth. If there's one thing I hate it's arrogance and smugness. And this whore has both.

I just hiss and walk towards them, preparing to end this.

"Wait, Ex! It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" Discord yells, throwing a...lemon at me? I catch it in my claw and look at it. It's a fucking lemon.

I turn to Discord who just winks and leaves with my kin. I turn my head back to the elements as they begin to float in the air, Celestia watching from the smashed doorway. It's at that moment I hear a beeping sound coming from the lemon. It almost sounds like...-you fucking genius Discord.

I smirk and lob my lemon at a pillar. Celestia looks at me confused. I smirk as the lemon glows red, just like Celestia's angry face when she realizes what's going on, and watch as it explodes.

The explosion destroys the pillar, making the ceiling fall. Fall right on the elements and knock them to the floor, that is. I look back at Celestia to see her mane on fire and her eyes glowing white.

"Ha! I would love to stay and chat, Celestia. But I really don't want to stay and chat...so bye." Ceelestia charges at me, dodging and weaving to avoid the collapsing ceiling.

She reaches me and knocks me straight to the ground, growling in my face as she does.

"I was going to let you get sealed in stone again, Ex. But now, now I'm going to make you suffer!" She shouts in my face. I laugh back at hers.

"L-let me ask you something. What's more important? Me? Or Canterlot? Because right now this castle is collapsing and about to destroy what's left of it. Including all the ponies."

Celestia glares at me. She levitates me into the air and throws me against a wall, sending a burning pain through my head and cracking me even more. I can feel myself blacking out from the damage I've taken lately. Looks like it's finally catching up. My last thoughts before I fall into unconsciousness is my past...what Celestia will do to me and if Discord will leave me or not...