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MLP: Ponies taste like magic

by Deathstar47
Have you ever gone to a Halloween party dressed as a bad guy? Have you ever been transported to Equestria? Okay, but...have you ever done it as a Xenomorph?

"Go to a Halloween party!" They said. "It will be fun!" They said. "You can dress up as anyone you want."…Yeah. Well, thanks to my parents, I'm now stuck in Equestria as a Xenomorph. To make matters worse, I'm stuck in stone. Not my fault that my new Xenomorph body finds ponies delicious. Luckily Discord has freed me…and this time I will wipe these ponies out for good.

On Hiatus
Crossover
Dark
Human
Anthro
 

25837 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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14 Chapters:

  1. Talking with Discord 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1339
  2. Past, present and plan for the future 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2019
  3. How to cause chaos 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1531
  4. Getting some more help? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1880
  5. And then there's this bitch 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1482
  6. Preparing the face huggers 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1375
  7. Outside Canterlot 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1280
  8. One can't simply walk into the castle without a fight 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1576
  9. Ex vs Luna 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2120
  10. Extinction VS Chrysalis VS The Legendary Super Whore (Preparation) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1888
  11. When life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2428
  12. The thing about monsters is... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1300
  13. They're made, not born. But sometimes that's questionable. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2656
  14. Freedom is often unappreciated until it's gone 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2963