Corporal Astintosh, skinny, blond hair, barely old enough to fight for America's armed forces. After quitting his job bagging groceries at the supermarket, Astintosh wants to do something more with his life, and enlisting is his only option.
After two months of intensive training, Astintosh is sent to the front lines, something he was not expecting. The war is no longer in Afghanistan, but in Mexico. After his squad engages and makes first contact with an unknown PMC organization, Astintosh is left to fight for his life…in Equestria?!