Twilight Sparkle and her loyal friend and assistant, Spike, are having just another regular day in their library. Their idyllic day in the magical realm of Equestria all changes when a certain pink Earth pony stops for a visit, however.

That's the first chapter. This story, as a whole, contains ebonics, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Gurren Lagann, out of character-mess, Reptar, Omega Ultra Mecha Dragon Jesus, Pinkie Pie conceiving, shipping, Billy Mays, Prince Adam of Eternia, and time-space travel.

Chapter Two.. Ayyy, no.

Goku the Saiyan has been in Equestria for years, and his love for Queen Cadence knows no bounds. LOVE, LOVE, TENKYOKEN!

Chapter Three stars none other than Derpy Hooves and her magical adventures with a Gundam. It'll be up soon. It's too good and make-sensical at the moment; I need to find a way to make it dull the I.Q. faster than the Necronomicon does.

More chapters coming soon, my enthusiastic little admirers!

Please don't take this seriously. This is the result of a contest my brony friends had. "Who can write the worst fan fiction?" I think I won, although I'm not too sure. What do you think, my fellows?

Edit: This story was so terrible, it got banned from that very same contest. I suppose that means I won it.