MLP Presents: WWE Monday Night Magic

Sometimes two very different universes can influence each other and create something different entirely. This is one such situation. (No, this isn't relevant, but in case someone's asking how this is possible, chalk it up to this being an alternate MLP universe.)

Hello, and welcome to Monday Night Magic!

I'm Spike Adamle, your broadcaster for the evening. My colleague John "Brayburn" Layfield is taking the night off. Tonight we have a great main event in store for you, as a long-standing feud may well hit its final installment.

It's a grudge match from last night's WrestleMane-ia, as Joan Celestia and Luna Goode take on the Discord Brothers in tag team action. Also, tonight we hear from Equestrian Wrestling Entertainment's Commissioner, Cadence Bischoff, as she makes a decision regarding the still vacant EWE World Championship.

For those who missed it, The Iron Will and King Sombra fought for the belt last night, but after beating an injured Will, Sombra tried to sell the championship to Discord 1 of the Discord Brothers. This move was declared illegal, and Cadence claimed she would have a solution by the end of this program.

Anyway, enough with the setup let's get to the opening match!

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And we're back on Monday Night Magic, and what a night it has been! We saw the World Tag Team Champions Flim and Flam in action in a non-title bout as they took out Sombra, the most recent King of the Ring and Lord Smooze. We also had two great title matches, as International Champion Spitfire defeated Tommy 'Thunderlane' Rodriguez. Lastly, we got a new Cruiserweight Champion after Larry Lighting Dust defeated "The Fighting Orange Hen" known as Scootaloo,

Now we have come to the main event and the Discord Brothers are waiting for their opponents... and THERE THEY ARE!

One of the most dominant units in this company's recent history and true friends inside the ring and out, here come John Celestia and Luna Goode. The former two-time tag champions told me backstage earlier today that they plan to finally end this long-standing rivalry once and for all.

"This company has suffered for far too long at the hands of the Discord Brothers. For the good of the EWE Universe, we must take it upon ourselves to end this," Celestia said.

"If these cowards want to throw out the rule book, they can rest assured that we can handle ourselves in a fight that goes beyond the boundaries. Let us bring the pain and we shall knock these Discords off their place of stability and throw them into their own living nightmare," Luna added.

Well, it looks like Luna and Discord 1 will start this match. The ref rings the bell and we have begun.

Discord 1 locks up with Luna to open the match and Discord bring Luna into a headlock and goes immediately for the hip takedown.

It has been said that Discord 1 and Discord 2 are actually duplicates of each other, and the only way to tell them apart is that Discord 2 has a slightly lighter coloring, like he's a mirror reflection brought to life, and he hits a back body drop. Cover. 1.. No.

Discord 1 drags Luna into the corner and makes the tag. Discord 2 in and he goes to the center of the ring and there's a clothesline! He wraps the head and hits the running bulldog. Discord 2 and Celesia are having some chatter.

"You'd like to help, wouldn't you Celestia? Just run in."

"Luna can handle you long enough to make the tag. Come on Luna! You've got this!"

Discord picks up Luna and Irish whips her into the corner and OH MY! Luna just flipped over the turnbuckle and landed outside the ring! It's like someone magically replaced the turnbuckle with a springboard. I actually thought I saw it happen, but it looks fine now, so I can only chalk it up to wonky physics.

Discord 2 now outside and the referee has begun the count. It looks like he'll be trying to send Luna into the staircase. Irish whip attempt and Luna counters! Reverse Irish whip and Discord 2 is now struggling to get up after hitting the stairs.

Luna quickly into the ring and finally makes a tag to Celestia. Celestia in the ring and there's Discord 2 finally standing. Uh, oh. Celestia hits the ropes and incoming! Celestia goes over the top rope and hits a swanton onto Discord 2.

Celestia up and drags Discord 2 back into the ring. Cover 1.. 2.. and Discord 1 breaks up the cover. Luna back out and hits Discord 1 with the clothesline. He's back up and Luna hits a second clothesline. Shades of Celestia! Luna picks up Discord 1, carries him to the ropes and PROTOBOMB TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!

Luna jumps over the ropes and uses them as a springboard. Luna just kicked Discord 1 into the announce table!

Celestia is now clear. There's the taunt and now hits the ropes. Falling back elbow! Vintage Celestia!

Discord 2 is struggling to get up. This may be it. Discord 2 is up and has been pulled up. And there's Celestia's signature, the Divine Fall! That standing fireman's throw. Here's the cover. 1.. 2.. 3! What a victory for these two Superstars!

Celestia and Luna are getting a much deserved celebration after that and... what's this?

Cadence's music is playing and here comes the Commissioner.

"Well done Celestia and Luna. Your victory was much deserved. And after careful consideration, I've come to a decision regarding last night's WrestleMane-ia controversy, and it involves you two.

"You see, I do not have any intention of rewarding Sombra for such brutal actions against The Iron Will, nor would I after trying to sell the title to Discord 1. And since the brothers have been beaten. I have decided that at the Backlash event in four weeks, the EWE World Championship will be contested between you, Celestia, and you, Luna! Good luck to you both!" Cadence said.

What a blockbuster announcement from the Commissioner! And if this crowd wasn't entertained before, that decision has brought them to a frenzy.

That will be a match for the ages to say the least. Celestia vs. Luna. I'm excited for this one! Once again I'm Spike Adamle. Good night from Monday Night Magic!