Out of place; inspired by the colab ponyfall

I lied there holding Twilight, idly talking with her. We chatted away about our feeling over things and what we could do if we wanted. The movies, library, maybe just go for a walk or to the park. There was nothing really stopping us. We both had all the time in the world and nothing to properly do. An Idea popped into my head.

"Hey Twi."

"Yeah." She answered back.

"How about we write a friendship letter?" I offered.

She lifted up a bit and looked at me with a curious smile. "I think I've learned a few things about friendship. Since Spike isn't here then I guess you could do well for a scribe." She said sitting.

I moved out from under her and walked into the kitchen. I grabbed a notepad off the counter and dug through a drawer for an old pencil. I sat back down on the couch with Twilight and held the pencil readily to the paper. She leaned against me and looked off thinking.

"Dear Princess Celestia,

I have spent the last five days on a world known as Earth, which has a rather surprising amount of knowledge of Equestria. I have spent said time with a Human, as they are called, known by the name James. During my time I have learned much of their views of friendship and loyalty to each other. James has demonstrated his continuing loyalty to a friend long past and shows how deep a bond friendship can truly be. Firsthand I have learned from James how strong a friendship can grow and blossom into something much more. Though at first there was much crudeness and dislike for each other a special bond was made. I now report to you knowing the stronger counterpart to friendship and it's strengths and joys, I now know what it is to feel love for somepony on a higher level.

~Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."

I quickly scribbled down a side note to it with a cheeky grin.

P.S. I now also know what it feels like to have a mind blowing orgasm with a sexual partner.

I couldn't help but hold a childish smile at that. Twilight leaned on my shoulder and looked over my fairly rough hand writing with a stern look, but was shot down with the playful smirk she held on her face. I crossed out the side note and set the notepad down.

"Sounds like you've been having some learning experience." I joked.

"I really have." She smiled.

I lounged into a comfortable position with Twilight and decided to watch some good old tv. I reached into the couch for the remote and flicked it on. I channel surfed until I landed on Animal Planet and we watched as one of my favorite shows played, Lost Tapes. I figured she'd like it from all the weird info and how it's done like a documentary.

We sat there with Twi clung to my side.The screen was an artificial black and the usual white text displayed information.

The creature known as Bigfoot is alleged to make a distinctive noise.

A low whine played as the text faded to another small amount of text.

It is variously described as a bloodcurdling scream, a howl-

The text faded to another set of text.

and notably, as a mournful wail.

Small sketches of a large hairy creature are shown.

"Its a fair presumption that this was an erect bipedal animal. Standing perhaps eight-feet tall, weighing about eight-hundred pounds and presumably being covered with hair and this is the exact description of the living Sasquatch."

A knocking came at the door and I let Twilight move over before I got up and walked over to it. I answered the door to see Justin standing there with a serious look.

"Oh hey man," I said looking at him. "Thanks for uh, fixing my b-"

"Alright listen man, I need to talk to you about something." He cut me off.

"Okay, what?"

"In private." He said stressing it.

"Alright alright." I looked back to Twilight who was watching the tv with fascination. "I'll be back in a minute."

She nodded and I walked out to the side of the house with him.

He pulled me close and spoke softly. "Okay so listen, I've been doing some looking around digging up info. I think I may just know who shot us up a few days ago. Jeremy's getting out of the hospital in a few days and I already talked to him about it. I know how you took it seriously, we're going to go teach those punk ass kids not to fuck with us, do you want in?"