Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and her husband Prince Consort Shining Armor have done amazing things for the crystal empire. It's only fitting that they receive the best rooms, best food, adoration, and most competent guards they can get. Thus the pair have been assigned bodyguards; hardly obtrusive, but there's always at least two of them on duty at all times. Tonight, the guards tasked with guarding the Royal Chambers are the stalwart Azure Agate and the professional Glory Gem.

There's just one problem: The door isn't soundproofed.

These two poor guards are now doomed to be at the center of an increasingly large pile-up of culture clash incidents. Maybe they'll learn something about themselves on the way.