Move, B*tch!

It was a peaceful day in Ponyvile Library. The lone tree standing in the center of town like it always does. In side the library one would find countless of books on bookshelves. Not really a surprise since it is a library. What did you think? A bunch of dogs were playing  poker? Anyway, if One made his way upstairs she would find a young lavender mare currently sleeping like a foal, dreaming about a book coming to life and becoming her beat friend. This mare's name is Twilight. Obviously, One doesn't know that as One is just exploring the place, curious as to why she has never seen a library here. One shrugs and walks back outside, wondering why she never noticed the library. One doesn't mind, however, as her brother Two and Three are coming to ponyvile for the weekend. One will definitely have fun with them. Unlike Seven and Nine. Last time Seven ate Nine.

Back at the Library a certain mare is rolling in her bed, a smile on her muzzle.

"Hmm, yes...cuddles," the mare mumbles, reaching out with her hooves in her sleep. In the dream, the book suddenly gets a carrot in his pants. Normally Twilight would question this, but she doesn't get a choice as she suddenly has a strange desire to eat the books carrot.

She leans down, smiling in delight at the big long carrot in front of her. She leans in close, but suddenly has a great idea. Before the book can do anything, his carrot gets put into a blender and is made into carrot juice. What? Wait...you thought that the carrot was-ew. No! Check the tags, man. None of that. Anyway, back to the story.

Twilight is interrupted from her dream when the door suddenly slams open, a Small purple Dragon bursts in, raving with a letter in his claws. Twilight grunts in annoyance and turns to the young drake.

"Spike! Why did you wake me up...and why do you have a glow stick in your hand?" Twilight asks, curious as to why her Dragon friend is shaking a green glow stick in his hands. Spike blushes and rubs the back of his head with the glow stick.

" Um...well, I definitely wasn't up all night raving with the CMC. Nope." Spike says, smilling like a boss. He's fairly certain his flawless cover up for the rave in the basement will work.

Twilight rolls her eyes and levitates the letter in front of her face. Her frown quickly turns into a smile as she sees that the letter is from her mentor, Princess Celestia.

Twilight unravels the parchment while Spike moon walks down the stairs. Yes, he just moon walked down the stairs. Why? Because magic! Anyway, Twilight reads the letter, wondering why Celestia would send her a letter so early. It's only eight.

She reads the letter, her smile turning into a horrifying look. In the letter There's a picture of Celestia nude...JK. The letter actually has a cry of help from the Princess. The cry of help regards a creature, a human, known...as the hjgnkbehdbkink. Apparently that was what he said his name was. This fiend is going around drop kicking people while singing a song known as 'move b%&*'. The letter warns Twilight to be carful when you hear a whistling noise.

"Hjgnkbehdbkink? He sound like such a fiend!" Twilight says to her self. She quickly gets out of bed, has a shower, brushes her mane and teeth, makes some toast with the toaster, sneak attacks Spike and yells at the CMC, telling them to buck off and finally makes it out the door, slamming it behind her as she rushes to get all of her friends to catch this 'Hjgnkbehdbkink'. (Twilight will refer to him as HK sometimes. Mostly so you don't have to fail at pronouncing his name. It's H-j-gnk-beh-d-b-kink. Remember it.)

Twilight runs to Rarity's first, she's the closes after all. Her hooves beat against the dirt road of Ponyvile, dust getting kicked up as she passes multiple buildings and ponies. She reaches the door and sits down to catch her breath.

She sits there panting, thinking about this HK. How can someone Run around drop kicking people and not get caught by the guards? The guards are the finest around. They've only ever failed when NM attacked...and the wedding with Cadence...and also Discord. Okay maybe it isn't so unlikely. Last time the guards actually did something right, it was getting a stick from a colt singing ' I can swing my sword' while he kept swinging his 'sword' at everypony. Even then, several guards got concussions from that mission. It's surprising how effective throwing a brick at someone face is. Nevertheless, Twilight stops panting and reaches to open the door-

*Whistle* dun-dun. *Whistle* dun-dun. *Whistle* dun-dun. *Whistle.*

Twilight's hooves suddenly shake as she hears a sound. A sound that sounds just like-

"MOVE, B%&*," a voice shouts out. Before Twilight can even turn to the noise, two feet connect with the side of her head. "GET OUT THE WAY!" The human finishes, landing on both his feet.

The human is standing around five foot nine. He's wearing a dark blue shirt and black jogging bottoms. He has a pair of sunglasses on his face and wears a cocky smirk on his face. The human has light skin and a slim build. That in no way means he's weak. The human is actually quite muscular and toned out. It wouldn't be surprising if he had a six pack. His legs, however, are obviously muscular, suggesting he can probably run fast and have good stamina. It's the most obvious conclusion as he certainly doesn't look like he was built to be strong. The human has a really dark shade of brown for his hair and his eyes are currently hidden.

The human looks down at the now knocked out Unicorn and smirks.

"Ah, such a wonderful day to be Hjgnkbehdbkink! I wonder, who else should I drop kick?" HK pounders. HK is cut from his thoughts when he hears the sound of hoof beats approaching. His little song obviously got some attention. HK smirks and throws a smoke bomb on the floor.

"F%&$! I can't see what I'm going!" HK manages to get out of the smoke and runs into a nearby ally. Soon...his master plan will be complete...