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Move, B*tch!

by Deathstar47
A human runs around drop kicking ponies while the song Move B%*& plays in the background.

Life in Equestria is peaceful. It's always a bright, sunny, happy day, nothing in all the universe could stop it…or so Equestria thinks…

A story that is completely random. A human is going to run around drop kicking ponies. Enjoy or hate.

I don't know why the cover art is that…I just found it funny.

Teen
On Hiatus
Random
Human
Comedy
 

16082 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
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11 Chapters:

  1. Get out the way 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1070
  2. A simple plan 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1301
  3. DISCORD! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1188
  4. Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1335
  5. This guy's starting a riot. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1291
  6. Mmm, what you say 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1491
  7. I knew we were in trouble when you walked in. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1662
  8. I will survive! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1386
  9. This time it's different 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1974
  10. Somepony wake me from this nightmare! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1819
  11. Here comes the BOOM! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1565