It is total chaos in Ponyvile, one moment everypony is having a wonderful time, the next moment...Twilight in knocked out cold. Now, some of the ponies in ponyvile have no clue how this happened. But, you see, some do. You may be asking how...Well, Twilight does have a habit of reading letters out loud, so if any wondering ponies were to walk by, they would most likely hear Twilight freaking out. Speaking of Twilight, she's now up and gathering her friends to catch Hjgnkbehdbkink...after they stop everypony hiding their kids and wives.

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HK is having a wonderful time as he strolls through the dark, and not to mention filthy, alleyways. Right now he's plotting who to drop kick next. For some odd reason, he has a desire to drop kick blueblood and a little white bunny. Some of you may be wondering why he's doing this? What's the point? Will he drop kick Fluttershy? Simple, Discord. To make a long cliché story short: HK fell through a wormhole, got sent to Equestria, Discord met him wondering around the gardens and gave him a deal. If he can drip kick enough ponies to cause a good amount of chaos for him, HK will return home via Discord express. This brings up more questions. So, basically...Discord is reformed and is using HK to cause some chaos since the Princesses won't let him. HK is helping Discord out because he's his favorite character. Also, he kinda thinks that Luna's acts like a b#$* and Celestia will 'try to have her way with him.' So he's not going to ask them for help. Blame fanfics. And lastly, HK is armed with a tiny amount of Discord's magic. That's how he managed to pull out a smoke bomb. (As for fluttershy...that ones up to you.)

HK continues his walk around town, trying to find a certain rainbow Pegasus to kick. He's already kicked one of the mane six and needs to drop kick at least two more. Why? Because what better way to cause chaos than drop kicking the saviors of Equestria?

HK turns round a corner and sees a certain group of ponies heading towards a train station. HK closes his eyes and rubs his chin.

'If I can get on that train, I can cause a lot of chaos. Besides,' HK spawns a smoke bomb into his hand with Discords magic. Smiling as his idea is sounding better. 'I can always make an escape of the train if things go south,' HK says mentally, smiling at his seemingly flawless plan.

HK looks around the ally, trying to find a way to slip past without causing a scene. He then face palms and remembers he has a bit of Discords magic. Not enough to go crazy and spawn nukes in, but enough to do some small thing. HK snaps his fingers and summons a cardboard box and some crayons. This plan is stupid, absurd and will most likely get him caught. Good thing this is a cartoon world, so common sense is practically a super power.

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Ponyvile has returned to it's natural peace. The birds are singing, foals are playing, a cardboard box that has legs wearing a sign saying NOTHING SUSPICIOUS is running through town. Yep, nothing wrong here. A certain made called Bonbon has a look up from the news paper and sees a giant cardboard box running around. Normally she would try to save the day with her superpower called common sense, but she decides it's not worth it and goes back to sitting with her friend Lyra.

"Sometimes I question the total IQ of Ponyvile. It would probably be four hundred and fifty. Me being one hundred and fifty and Twilight being two fifty," she says, turning the page on her news paper. She takes a look at Lyra to see her staring at her hooves.

"What if...what if humans are real, but they're scared that with their superiority... we'll cower to them." Bonbon face hooves at her friends words. She seriously thinks that that wouldn't happen. It's not like humans have weapons that can fire little pieces of metal out faster than Rainbow Dash...wait they can? Buck.

"Lyra...I think you may be right..." Lyra turns to look at Bonbon, tears in her eyes.

"Yes. A voice just spoke to me. Maybe it is best that we don't meet the human race. Some things, while great...are just meant to be left alone." Lyra begins to cry and hugs Bonbon. Bonbon just sits staring of into space.

*Whistle* dun-dun.

'Wait...'

"Move, b$%*! Get out the way!" Before Lyra or Binbid-I mean Bonbon-can turn to that noise...they see that a white coated mare called Rarity lying face first on the ground with smoke everywhere. By the looks of things, it seems Rarity stopped to check herself in a mirror when she was suddenly dropped kicked. Looking around, you can see that no one is checking up on the mare and are to busy running around trying to hide their kids screaming things like: "We're going to die!" "Oh my Celestia!" "It's a trap!" Moooooooo!" "My cabbages!" " Leeeeeerrrrooooooyyyyyy Jeeeennnnnkiiinnnnsss!" "My only regret is that I'm still a virgin!"

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HK can't believe his luck. Rarity stopped at a little bit away from the train station to check her mane...well, actually she just kept stroking her mane while repeatedly saying 'darling' over and over again. HK took this chance to introduce Rarity to his friend, the ground. There's a quote he remembers: 'If you ever fall, I'll be there' - Floor. Looks like that quote is correct, the floor is always there when you fall. Now that HK thinks about it, the floor is probably the greatest friend you have. No matter how many times you treat him like dirt, no matter how many times you spit on him, he'll always be there for you. He could be a bit gentler, but at leat he's there.

HK manages to make it to the train station and see that the mane six are running past him, oblivious that he's not really a non-suspicious box, but a really suspicious human. They are most likely going to check up on Rarity, giving him enough time to sneak on the train.

HK get on the last section of the train, the storage section, and proceeds to-

"Hey! You're that cardboard box that drop kicked Rarity!" HK turns around to see a small purple Dragon called Spike giving him the stink eye. And let me tell you, he definitely has the stink part down.

HK was about to drop kick the young drake of the train, but an idea struck him...or a bag that spike threw at him.

"No I'm not." Spike glares at him.

"Yes you are!"

"No I'm not."

"Yes you are, your a giant talking box!" HK gasps in mock horror.

"So, your...boxist!" Spike looks at the box in confusion. HK smirks behind the box. "You're saying that just because I'm a cardboard box...it was me."

"Wha-no! Of co-

"Save it," HK interrupts, sobbing. "I thought that if I moved to Equestria I would meet nice peop-ponies that wouldn't accuse me of stuff just because I'm a box!" Spike's angry glare quickly turns into a shocked one.

"N-bu-it was you!" HK bends down to look Spike in the eye.

"...And how do you know it wasn't a different cardboard box?" Spike suddenly has a look of realization on him. Like it just dawned open him from the heavens... or a giant cardboard box.

"I-I-I...I don't. Lo-look. I'm sorry about what I said. I-I'll just leave now." Spike says, jumping out of the train.

Spike sits down on a bench and thinks about what that box just said.

"...Am I...a boxist?"