"Surrender, HK, we have you completely surrounded!" Luna yells out. This day-or dream I guess-could not be going any better for Luna. At first she was worried about HK and his army, especially after learning he can use magic, but it turns out there was nothing to worry about.

Her guards and herself all have victories smirks on their faces, and who who wouldn't? They have just defeated one of the most dangerous, evil, and terrifying beings ever. Usually they can defeat most enemy's in an hour or so, but HK has taken nearly a whole day.

"You ain't got Sh*t, bitch!"

Luna frowns.

"We are not asking again! Either get the buck out, or we will blow you up!" Luna threatens.

"Why don't you go blow yourselves?" Luna signs in anger.

"Doth thou want to get blown up?"

"What do you think?!"

"Then come outside! Or else!

"Or else what?"

"Or else we'll blow you up! Have thou even been listening?!"

"...Not really; I was too busy not caring!"

Luan shouts in rage and her eyes glow white.

"EITHER COME OUT OF YOUR BASE OR GET BLOWN UP!"

"...Well, gee, okay. Calm your tits."

After a few seconds is silence, HK walks out of the base and closes the door behind him. He begins to walk forward with his hands raised high.

'Huzzah!" Luna thinks to herself, 'all thy base art belong to us!"

The guards all raise their weapons, but Luna motions them to put them down. HK stops a few meters away from them and kneels on the ground with his hands behind his head. Luna slowly approaches him and can make out some words coming from him. Something about a boom?

Luna reaches HK and looks down at him. HK looks up and stares back.

"So," Luna begins, "thou chose to surrender? A wise choice indeed."

"Here comes the...here comes the...here comes the..." HK whispers to heimself.

"What art thou...-" Before Luna can finish, a noise that sounds like an emergency siren echoes throughout the entire area. Looking up, Luna can see a strange yellow and black shape with a countdown timer on it.

Just as the timer reaches zero HK looks up and shouts:

"HERE COMES THE-"

*BOOM*

Luna jumps from the sound of an explosion and looks behind herself. She gasps in awe as she sees a giant mushroom looking cloud a few hundred miles away. But she soon begins to worry as a massive wall of fire begins to move towards her at incredible speeds.

"What is that?! We can feel the heat from here!" Luna turns to look at HK and quickly notices something off about him: his aviators. Or more like the fact he isn't wearing any. And as far as Luna knows, HK always wears his glasses.

"Th-thou art not HK, art thou?" HK 2 chuckles.

"Afraid not; I'm just a clone used as decoy." Luna's face begins to turn red in rage.

'We can't believe it! We had him right were we wanted, but he still...'

Luna yells in rage and fires a magical bolt of lightning at HK 2, completely obliterating him. Luna turns round and shouts:

"WE WILL NOT BE BESTED BY SOME MERE MUSHROOM CLOUD!"

Luna casts her most powerful magical force field around her just a few miles before the nuke reaches her. The nuke hits Luna's force field and massive cracks begin to from around it, nearly blasting through it.

But Luna ain't having any of that sh*t. She screams out as her eyes glow white, and uses everything she has to keep the spell up. After what seems like forever, the nuke stops and all that's left is dust and a destroyed, burnt field.

As the dust clears, HK's base comes into view; and it appears to be unaffected by the nuke. The door open and reveals the real HK stepping out of the base.

"Damn, am I glad this is only a dream. If it weren't, I'd probably die of radiation." HK looks forward and sees the dust clearing. He keeps a straight face as he sees Luna passed out on the ground with lots of burnt marks covering her body. As strong as Luna is, she's no match for a nuke.

HK walks over to Luna's body and stands over her. He looks around at all the destruction and chaos with a frown. From the burnt and broken fields to the once lively town, everything is destroyed. HK looks down at Luna burnt form and only one thing comes to mind.

'...Damn...I need a f***king sh*t.'

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Discord chuckles as he finish his master piece. He puts his black marker away and suppresses a giggle as he looks at Celestia. Discord has just spent the last few minutes drawing a beard, mustache and glasses on Celestia's face.

There's a bright flash and Discord turns around to see

"Move, bitch!" HK yells as he leaps over Discords head. "I need to go to the bathroom!" HK shouts as he slams through a wall and disappears from Discord view.

Discord shakes his head.

"Oh, HK. You are definitely a strange one." Discord pulls out his marker and writes a letter on Celestia's face.

Dear Celestia,

                         If you are reading this it means you are looking in a mirror. And chances are you've noticed the nice little improvements I've left on your face. I'm writing this letter to let you know that the pen I used is permanent, so I hope you like your new style.

Love Discord.

P.S U MAD, BRAH?

$#$#$#$#$

HK sighs as he leaves the toilet. He skips along the hallway while passing multiple bodies of the guard and smiles.

"Ah, nothing like having a good dump. Although I feel bad for whoever needs to clean that up."

He comes to a stop as reenters Luna's bedroom and sees Discord laughing to himself over Celestia.

HK gives Discord a questioning look, but shakes his head and walks behind Discord.

"Oi, Discord." Discord stops laughing and looks behind himself.

"Yes?"

"Can you send me back to Ponyvile?"

"Why? And why not use the train?"

"I need to go there to drop kick more ponies to cause some chaos. As for your second question...I kinda blew up the train."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot about that."

HK's and Discord's discussion is cut short, however, as Celestia wakes up and glares at both HK and Discord. HK begins to chuckle at Celestia with Discord. The chuckle soon becomes full blown out laughter. Celestia glares even harder at the two.

"What are you laughing at?!" HK's laughing dies down and he points at Celestia.

"Y-haha-your-*snicker*-face."

"What!?" Celestia shouts out. She looks around and notices that she's in her sister room. "Why are we here? Why are you here?"

"Oh," HK begins, "I was just having a nice time with your sister."

"WHAT!?"

"Oh, yes. She kept talking about how she was going to blow me."

"WHAT!?"

"Damn, do you say anything else besides what?"

"Yes I do. I also say: I'M GOING TO BUCKING KILL YOU!"

"...I think that's a little bit mean."

"So is drop kicking ponies for no reason!"

"Hey! I have reasons."

"Like what!?"

"Like f**k you I do what I want!"

"I swear to the heavens that I'll-"

"Did it hurt?"

"... Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven?"

Celestia's eyes widen and a large blush forms around her face. She never expected HK of all people to flirt with her. In fact, Celestia might even consider not completely destroying him.

"W-well, thank you. But know that, while I like that you complemented me, you will still be-"

"Because your face is really f*cked up. Like, seriously? The hell did you do? Did you hit everything you could on the way down or what?"

"..."

Celestia shouts in anger and fires a spell towards HK. Luckily, Discord was able to react fast enough to teleport both him and HK out of the way and towards Ponyvile. The spell goes through a wall of the castle and out onto the streets below.

"My leg!"

Celestia lays there with a frown on her face...and, you know, a beard, mustache and pair of glasses.

"I swear to my mother that I will turn the both of you into stone if it's the last thing I do." Celestia gets up and limps out of her sister bedroom, unaware that Luna is rocking back and forth in her bed while whispering the words 'mushroom clouds' to herself.

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In the bathroom.

"OH MY BUCKING CELESTIA! THIS BU-uuuuuuuuu....*Thunp* *Snore*

A lone set of guards lift their eyebrows and decide to investigate the strange noise. But, after a quick inhale of air, they quickly decide that they're not having any of that sh*t and walk away.

The lone maid is just left in the toilet, left to the mercy of her smell. But don't worry; when she wakes up, she'll just go away for a few months and come back as a boss character.

Next time on Move, Bitch:

"Move, bitch!" Bitches will be moved! So stay tuned! And take care of that wound! Maybe eat some food! I'm running out words that end with d! Oh, look it's a tree! Now I'm rhyming with perfect timing! Now I'll play some GTA V and do a...thing?