Move, B*tch!

Luna smiles happily as she continues her little stroll through the night. Ponies from all races and sizes bow to her and offer her compliments such as "goodnight to you, my Queen" or "Another fine night, my Queen" and "you have a much better flank than your sister who should stop consuming so much cake." Yeah, let's just say that when you have the ability to control dreams, you can make every night special...as well as vent out some anger towards a certain someone who lied to Luna about HK not drop kicking Luna. Sure, he didn't; but Luna has a sneaking suspicion that Celestia waited until the last moment to stop HK just to scare her.

Luna sighs as she continues her dream. The dream is custom made just for her: everypony treats her with respect, everypony calls her 'Queen' and Celestia is trapped in the sun. What? It's not like you can just forget your sister traping you in the moon for one thousand years. Everyone deals with their issues in a certain way, and this is Luna's way.

*WHisTle* duN-Dun *WHistLe* DUn-duN...

Luna freezes. She slowly begins to hyperventilate and look around frantically, trying to find the source of the disoriented sounding music.

" N-no! He can't be here! Thi-this is just a dream! Yes...just a dream. Ha...haha...hahahahahaha!" Luna begins to roll in the ground in laughter. Her laughter begins to fade and she stands back up.

"Yes, just a simple dream. We will simply will the music away and it will stop." Luna does just that.

*wHiSTle* duN-DUn...

"Strange...perhaps we did not use enough will power?" Luna try to will it away again...and again...and again. But no matter how hard she trys, the music won't stop. If anything, it seems to be getting louder instead.

"Oi! Luna!" Luna's ears flicker and she turns around to see HK a few yard from herself. Luna's pupils shrink to the size of pin-tips and she begins to stutter.

"Bu-wha-ho-um-err?" HK begins to chuckle to himself.

"I can understand that your confused, 'Queen'." HK begins. Luna blushes and her ears fold back after being called 'Queen'. "But let me explain. It's quite simple really, I can use magic. And by using magic, I was able to enter your...interesting little dream."

"But that's impossible!" Shouts Luna, her blush now gone and wings wide open as a way to show dominance and intimidation. "Only I can enter dreams!"

"Nothing is impossible, Luna. The word impossible even says: I'm-possible."

Luna begins to get scared but keeps her wings open for intimidation and shows no sign of her current fear. While this would work on any other pony, besides Celestia and Discord, this doesn't even faze HK.

"We doth not care for thy words!" Luna begins in the Royal Canterlot Voice, "Surrender or face the consequences of thy actions!"

"Oh? And how exactly am I going to 'face the consequences of thy actions'?" Luna smirks and she narrows her eyes.

Before HK can question anything, a huge army of ponies come running out of seemingly nowhere and begin to surround Luna from all angels. There are even some bat-ponies covering her from the air.

"Just to let thou know, there is a total of three hundred guards protecting me. But these aren't the pathetic excuse for guards my sister uses nowadays, no. These are dream clones from when the Royal Guard was at it's finest. I have one hundred Earth Ponies at the front, one hundred Unicorns at the back and one hundred Bat-Ponies covering the air!" Luna begins to smile, the kinda smile someone gives of when they know they've won, a smile of arrogance and smugness.

*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*

Luna looks in confusion at HK as he claps his hand's together.

'What is he doing? Is he...complimenting my army? Have I frightened him into giving up and this is how he surrenders?'

"I must say," HK begins, "that you have quite the impressive little army there."

"But of course. Doth though think we, the princess of the night, would not?"

"Well, actually yes. But anyway, as impressive as your little army of rejects is, I would give up if I were you."

Luna narrows her eyes.

"Give up? Ha, we find your joke funny. As if we would give up." HK's mouth forms into a cocky grin.

"The only joke I see is your army."

"Make those retorts while you can, Hjgnkbehdbkink; for those will be the last words you'll ever say."

HK begins to stroll forward towards Luna. Her guards act instantly and keep all their weapons aimed on HK. From crossbows, to spears, to spells, everything is aimed at HK. Even a frying pan.

HK is now only one yard from the massive army in front of him. HK stops and rubs his chin. Luna raises her eyebrows at HK's actions and decides to question them.

"What art thou-"

"Shhhhhhhhh. Do you hear that?" Luna looks around confused while trying to figure out what HK means.

"No, what art thou tal-"

*WHiStle* dUn-Dun *WHistLe* dUn-dun...

Luna's eyes widen in terror and she quickly looks back at HK, expecting him to be flying at her. But, to her surprise, HK is just standing there...and he's not even whistling. Luna begins to panic and her guards also seem a bit nervous.

"Looking for someone?" Luna turns around to see HK standing behind her.

'That's odd. Wasn't he...' Luna looks behind herself and sees HK in the same spot as he was before. She turns around, HK. She looks forward, HK.

Time seems to slow down as she finally begins to realize what's happening.

"Th-there's two of thou?" Luna squeaks out. Both of the HK's begin to laugh.

"Of course not!" They both say in unison, "we have more than two of us." Luna begins to breath more heavily, but tries to keep her composure.

" And? So, you have maybe a few of thee! But the fact still remains that we have an army!"

The two HKs grin and whistle out into the air. Before Luna can begin to comprehend what's happening, multiple HKs come out of their hiding places. Some were hiding in cardboard boxes, some where hiding in the trees, in the hay stacks and I think there was this one guy hiding behind the flag pole. All in all, after a few seconds, HK has a massive army of...well HKs in behind him.

"You might be able to beat me...but can you beat me, him, them, those guys, this guy, that guy, that one guy, us and I?"

"That doesn't even make any sense!"

"Said the giant talking horse who can move a moon."

Luna cries out in anger and glares at the multiple HKs in front of her, all fear replaced by rage. You can call Luna whatever you like, but call her a horse and you probably won't be able to talk ever again.

"How dare you call us a mere horse! We are The Princess, and we think it's time we teach you some respect! And if we were you, we would pay attention!"

"But I don't have any money to pay attention."

"Arggggghhhhhh! Charge!"

"What she said!"

And in an instant, there are multiple HKs Earth Ponies and Bat-Ponies charging into one another. Looking at the battle, you can see a mess of guards trying to buck, destroy or dive bomb the multiple HKs while said HKs drop kick into the guards.

A lone Earth Pony manages to buck a HK right in the chest, turning him into smoke. His victory is short lived, however, as another HK drop kicks him turning him into smoke. Then that HK gets dived bombed by a pony and another HK drop kicks that pony. This whole pattern continues through the whole fight. Sometimes a pony or HK might doge an attack, but they end up getting hit either way. The unicorns are launching fire and lightning spells at the HKs, effectively turning them into smoke.

HK begins to sweat as he realizes that he might actually loose. He turns to his second in command and gives him a fearful look.

"Umm...so how many mes are left?"

"Including us...a hundred-" a HK goes flying past them and smacks straight into a wall. "...ninety nine."

"And the ponies?" The other HK takes his aviators off and smashes them in his hands.

"Over 9000!"

"What 9000?! There's no way that can be right!"

"Don't worry, it isn't. But seriously, one hundred and twenty."

"...well...we're screwed."

Luna smirks as she sees her mighty army crush HK's. Sure, she's lost a few good ponies, but HK has lost more...hims than they have ponies. She turns to her second in command, Big Ounce, and gives him a confident smirk.

"Status report, General!" The general gives a salute.

" Ma'am, we are currently out numbering and out powering HK's forces. It seems that while he might have magic, his clones lack it. Meaning that with our magic, we are completely dominating."

"Good. As thou were."

The massive battle between HK and the ponies has taken a turn for the worse...for HK, that is. Speaking of HK, he is currently pacing back and forth inside a small base he made. The second in command HK is watching the battle from the screen and is cringing. HK notices this and walks over to him.

"...Sup?" HK 2 turns to look at HK.

"The sky."

"No! I mean, what's happening?"

"Well, tomorrow is Princess Celestia's birthday, Fancy pants is donating a thousand bits to charity, there's a sale on Fezes-"

"With. The. War!" HK shouts into his ears.

"Well, you don't have to shout about it. OK. Were basically screwed."

"How so?"

"Were the only two left."

"...OK. What about the ponies?"

"There's seventy of them. They quickly learned to put the mages at the front since they're the most effective against us. Considering we can't use magic."

HK begins to panic and looks outside his base. He can see a smug Luna walking in front off an army.

"OK, number two, activate plan 'Two-One-Seven-Seven-Omega.'"

"...You just made that up, didn't you."

"Yes."

"Can I ask a question?" HK nods. "How come we don't have magic?"

"Because, I got my magic from Discord. So, if I gave you guys some of my magic, I wouldn't have that much left since I'd have given it to you guys. Resulting with me only having about 1% of my power and only a few of you guys having magic. I didn't want to risk it."

"OK. But why didn't you just, I don't know, spawn in some guns for us to use?"

"...I'm an idiot."

HK sighs and face palms.

"Okay, I'll spawn in some guns for us to use. But I have a plan!"

"Okay, what is said plan?"

"Okay...the plan is...