Scootaloo has taken a liking to Ponyville's only human, but she's not the only one. Will she fight for him, or will she befriend the enemy and make things twice as hard for our good friend Anonymous? Read on to find out!
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This is a first person Anon in Equestria story. Although it's mostly randomness with a lot of nonsense, it's also a clopfic and contains a quite explicit sex scene.

It also contains the following (among other things): butts, foalcon, human on pony(ies), various innuendos, copious amounts of gratuitous swearing, and a ton of other stupid shit and various references.

Rated Mature for explicit sexual content.