My life in Equestria

CHAPTER 4: The Mane Six

There were three other ponies (and a tiny dragon) in the room with us, as well as Rainbow Dash. From the fancy-pants voice

that spoke, it must have been the white unicorn with curled purple hair. She looked like one of earths fashion fanatics turned

into a pony, as her hooves were even “hooficured”, if that’s what it was called here. “Care to introduce us, darling?” she said

looking at Twilight. “Well, the one with the long black hair is Colin, the blonde one is Jay, and the one with silver hair is…

Spencer, right?” Spencer nodded. “Yeah, they’re the ones that saved me from having to live in that other world!” Dash said.

“If they didn’t show up, I’d still be stuck there!”  A pink pony started to enthusiastically bounce around us, talking way too fast

to understand.

“OOHsotheysavedyouhuharetheyniceordidtheyonlywantyougonewhydonttheyhavecutiemarksOHdoyouthinktheylikecupcakes

ohmygoshwevegottathrowthemaparty!”

“Wait…I…what did she just say?” Jay wasn’t the only confused one. “Maybe I should introduce you guys to my friends.”

Twilight said, giggling. “That’s Pinkie Pie.”

“My god, does she always talk like that?” Jay asked. “Of course not, silly! Nopony would be able to understand me if I did!”

Pinkie said, still bouncing around us like a ball. “Well can you not talk like that? And can you please walk? I’m getting dizzy

watching you.” Pinkie landed on the floor, and actually stood in one place. “So what are you guys? You sure arent ponies!”

“Actually, we’re humans. We were teleported here by a really weird storm. Hey Twilight, do you know anything about

interdimentional travel?” Twilight looked at us with a very confused expression. “I’ll take that as a no.” Jay slumped onto one

of the couches. “Now what are we gonna…” There was a tiny “Eep!” from under the couch Jay was on, causing him to jump.

“THE HELL?!” A pink and yellow blur rushed out from under it and hid behind the white unicorn. “Before I ask what that was, I

didn’t get your name, miss…?

“Rarity, best fashion designer in Ponyville!” she exclaimed, looking very proud of herself. I hope she doesn’t have a gigantic

ego, I thought. I also made a mental note to keep Jay from saying anything that would upset her, in case she’s also a drama

queen. “Anyways, who just ran behind you?” Rarity turned to whoever it was that was behind her. “Don’t worry, Fluttershy,

they aren’t monsters like Twilight said.” Jay sighed. “Great. One day here and we’re classified as monsters. Whoop-de-

freakin-doo.” A yellow pony poked her head out from behind Rarity, still looking spooked. “Well, um, my name is…

Fluttershy.” I thought that I had momentarily had trouble with my hearing. “Uh, I didn’t catch that. You’re who?”

“Fluttershy.” Again, too soft. “A little louder please?” She shivered a little bit. “My name is Fluttershy.” Fluttershy? Well, that

explains it then! Spencer seemed to have gotten it this time as well. “Fluttershy, huh? Don’t worry. Just like we told Dash, we

aren’t here to cause trouble. We just want to get home.” Fluttershy seemed a little less scared now, and started to come out

from behind Rarity. I guess Spence has a calming effect on people. I hope this helps to show that we don’t mean trouble.

“But on the off chance we can’t?” Jay asked. Everyon….EveryPONY was silent for about a minute. “Live here?” I shrugged. It

wasn’t a bad idea really, we just had to get the native people…PONIES to agree to that. Simple. Or so I thought. “Live here.

In a place populated by pastel colored ponies. For the rest of our lives. When we-” I shoved my hand into Jay’s mouth. “OK,

bad idea! You don’t need to elaborate on that. It was only a suggestion.” Jay smacked my hand away. “Yea, a stupid one.”

“Well, do you have a better idea?”

“Yea, just find the nearest forest! Enough food there!”

“And wild animals!”

“We’re surrounded by ponies! It cant be that bad!”

“Do you really think only ponies live here?! Hell, there’s a DRAGON standing two feet away from you!”

“A tiny one!”

“A tame one!”

“STOP FIGHTING!!!” Everypony in the room jumped at the outburst, then turned to it’s source with wide eyes. Fluttershy.

She stepped back a little. “Oh, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to-” Spencer motioned for her to stop. “Don’t worry. The only way you

can tear those two apart is to do that.” Jay glared at him. “And Colin raises a good point. If we just live here, then everything

will be much more simple. Although, I don’t think a town of ponies are going to accept three aliens, even IF we’re friendly.”

“Well, maybe Princess Celestia will either know how to get you back to your planet, or find a way to help you fit into pony

society. Spike, take a letter.” The little purple dragon (Spike, apparently) found a quill and a piece of paper. “Dear Princess

Celestia…..”

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It took about an hour, but the princess finally wrote back. At least it wasn’t a boring hour. Jay and Dashie (That’s what Pinkie

called her) were talking about sports, but since the only thing she talked about were flying and Hoofball, Jay started to

explain to a starry eyed Dash the hundreds of sports humans played. Spencer was just striking up conversation with most of

the others. When I say most, I mean me and Pinks (NICKNAMES FTW) were mindlessly jabbering on about whatever. “So

that’s how I peeved an entire town, thus forcing us to move.” Pinkie was laughing hard, and I was chuckling too. Who knew a

banana and a pack of chewing gum could do so much? “Hahahahaha, that has to be the FUNNIEST thing I’ve ever heard,

and I’ve heard a lot!” Pinkie then pulled a hanky out of nowhere, wiping away her tears. “Wait, where did that come from?”

“What, this?” She asked, showing me the hanky. “Sorry, I can’t tell. It’s a SECRET.” I just stared. “Promise I won’t tell.”

“Pinkie Promise?”

“What?”

“Oh right, you’re new here!” She whacked herself on the head. “Silly Pinkie!”

“So what’s a Pinkie Promise?” She then started gesturing. “Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!” Well,

seemed easy enough. “And you can NEVER break a Pinkie promise, OR ELSE.” And there’s the catch. I tilted my head.

“Else what?” She just smiled. “Secret!” I copied her. “Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. Now

pleheheheeeeese tell me!” She paused and rubbed her chin for a minute, then smiled and said “Okie Dokie Loki!” Fist

pump. “So, how-”

“Bad news everypony.” Twilight said. And cue the happy killer. “It looks like Celestia doesn’t know anything about

interdimentional travel.”

End Chapter 4

A/N: Now you know why I’ve been weird. Apparently, I’ve got some random in me. Time to learn from the master.

PP: Are you ready, young grasshopper?

Teach me, sensei.

TO BE CONTINUED…