My life in Equestria

Chapter 5: Solutions

Seconds passed as everyone just stood there, dumbstruck at the news. Yes, even Pinkie. The princess, and (as I had

overheard) goddess of the sun, had no knowledge on how to send us home, let alone where home was. “So, let me get this

straight.” Spencer said. “The princess of Equestria, goddess of the sun, and most powerful pony in the world, has no idea

how to get us back?” Twilight nodded. “But she DID give me something that could help you blend in!” She looked back at the

scroll for a few seconds, then rolled it back up. “Ok, Colin, go stand against that wall.” I just shrugged and went over to it.

“Alright, I’ve never used this spell before, and I really have no other options, so hope that you cant still move after this.” Ruh

roh.

“Wait wha-” There was a flash of purple, and everything went black…

I regained consciousness, but after watching and reading a few things, I deduced that my eyes should stay closed. I

probably couldn’t open them if I wanted to, it hurt so much. I just groaned instead. “Hey, I think he’s waking up!” I heard

footsteps coming close to me. “Are you ok?”

“Depends, should it feel like I was run over by a tank?” Multiple sighs of relief. “Well, the description said that if preformed

wrong, you would be disintegrated, so it did work.”

“Good. Now what did it do?” Jay’s voice answered. “Well, you shrunk, grew much, much more hair, and now you have a

horn.” Loading. Loading. Done. “I’m a pony, aren’t I?”

“Yup.”

I finally opened my eyes, and sat up. I was sitting eye to eye with Twilight. “Can I have a mirror? I can’t trust him.” Twi’s horn

glowed, and a mirror floated in front of my face. Yes, I was a pony. When I was human, I was wearing a white jacket, black

shirt, blue jeans, and an orange bandanna, the last thing my father ever gave me. My hair was on the long side, and black in

color. Now, the only thing that told me I had been me was a white coat, my blue eyes, and the bandanna. My hair? Green.

Dark and light. I ran my hoof through it. “Well, the hair is an improvement. I always wanted green hair.” Twilight smiled. “Well,

at least you like your new look.” I stood up, which really wasn‘t that hard. And now the fun part. “Ok, now can anyone show

me how I’m supposed to walk?” After a lot of trying and failing (and Jay dieing with laughter), I was able to walk, and trot at a

reasonable speed. “Alright, your turn Jay.”

“Can’t I just stay inside?”

“Awww, are you worried your manhood won’t be intact?”

“Beam me.”

After another blinding flash, a green Pegasus with a yellow mane was left sprawled on the floor. His hair was still yellow and

unkempt, but now he had a green coat. Maybe it was because he was wearing cameo jeans. He opened his eyes, which

were still hazel, and upon seeing me, sneered. “I thought you said that it felt like getting hit by a tank.”

“Well, I modified the spell a little, so it wouldn’t hurt.”

“Oh.” Jay lost his smug grin, and adopted a pouting face. “Yea, you probably couldn’t take it anyways.” I smirked. He

instantly jumped to his hooves, glaring at me. “What was that?”

“I said you probably couldn’t take the pain. Problem?”

“Bet you can’t take the pain of me beating your sorry ass!” Another purple flash. “Both of you shut up.” I turned at the voice.

Spencer now stood there as an Earth pony, his grey hair, green eyes, and black vest still there. He hade a dark blue coat,

and a bemused expression on his face. “How come I’m the youngest, but have more manners than both of you combined?”

“Cause you’re a momma’s boy.” After Spence bucked him into the far wall, he turned to me. “Looks like we’ll be living here.” I

looked at Jays unconscious form. “Yea, whether we like it or not.”

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After Jay woke up, we decided where we would be staying. I was staying at Twilight’s, and since I’m a unicorn, I get to make

“Da Magicks”. Spencer would be at Fluttershy’s, as he’s actually very good with animals. And, after a unanimous (Me,

Spence, Rainbow, and Pinkie) vote, he was sentenced to one week at Sugercube Corner, instead of learning how to fly.

After Jay was dragged out (at several times the speed of sound), everyone went their separate ways, and I was left alone in

the library with Twi. When I turned back to her, she had a smile that rivaled Pinkie’s. “Twilight, wha-”

“You have to tell me everything about where you came from!” Shoulda seen that one coming. A few pieces of paper, an ink

bottle, and a quill zoomed over to her, covered in a violet aura. “First off, how do you move the clouds if none of your race

have wings?”

“Uh, we don’t.” Twilight just stared at me. “You mean you just let the clouds float in one place all the time?”

“No, the wind carries them. You mean ponies can move clouds?”

“Y-yes. The wind carries them?”

“Uh huh. It’s not natural for clouds to move on their own here?”

“No. Only pegasi can move the clouds.”

“Would that mean they can touch clouds?”

“Yes.”

“The clouds were I’m from are just thick water vapor. You can’t touch them.” I can’t say how Twilight looked at this moment in

time. Confused? No, more…whatty. Dumbstruck. No, still too knowing. FLABBERGHASTED… no, no. Damn, I can’t find a

word for it.

“But…the only place where clouds move on their own is…”

“Is…where?” She pointed out the window to a large forest just outside of town. “…the Everfree Forest.” Looking at her again,

showed she actually seemed a bit frightened. “Does your world have any monsters in it?”

“Well, there are a few, but no on has really seen them. The ones that do, usually get killed by said monsters, or are too

terrified to remember what it looked like. Take Slenderman, for example…”

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Short line means changing POV now. Remember what I said about Jay forgetting everything? LIES.

Do you know what being dragged at a hundred miles an hour feels like? Ask Pinkie if you can have a tour of the town, and

you’ll know. This from experience. After the “tour”, we arrived at Sugercube Corner. I wish I was at Rainbows house. Then

maybe I could lean to fly. My god, this week is going to either drive me insane, kill me, or both. We walked in, and were

greeted by a lone pony working the register. “Hi, Misses Cake!”

“Oh, hello Pinkie. Who is that with you?” While I am an idiot (at least to my siblings) I do know how to treat a woman. “Name’s

Jay, nice to meet you. Hold on a sec.” I walked over to the window, opened it, and emptied my stomach. After I had done

that, I walked back to them. “Agh, who knew you could get jet lag on the ground?” Mrs. Cake looked worried. “Pinkie, did you

give him the ‘quick’ version of the tour?”

“Of course I did! We had to get here really-super-duper quickly so we could make cupcakes for his pa-” Pinkie quickly

shoved her hoof into her mouth. “My what?” Pinkie looked away. “Your…uh…palate, silly! I mean, you just lost your

breakfast, so your probably really hungry!”

“Well, yes, that’s what happens when you hurl. Alright, lead the way.”

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Meanwhile, on Earth…

A girl stepped into the house, eying the damages the weird storm had caused, her slick ginger hair flowing in the wind

coming from the broken windows. “Geez, you think they would know how to prepare for the storm. Well, at least Spencer

would.” She sighed. “But from the traces of magic around this area, something must have happened.” The girl pulled out a

blank sheet of paper, and unfolded it. “I need the current whereabouts of my brothers. Can you find them?” Ink swirled

around the page forming a strange writing style. It read;



She furrowed her brow. “Equestria? I’ve never heard of a place like that.” Her eyes moved to the Pegasus shaped crater on

the wall. “Equestria, equine, of course! How could I be this dense?” She closed her eyes, focusing.

Do you think this will really work?!

That voice was Spencer’s. Then another one replied.

I have no idea!

Colin. Her open palm met her face. “Idiot.”

TO BE CONTINUED…

A/N: Mystery character! I wonder how this will go. Two things are for sure here;

1: I’m not the leader of this pack (yet >:D)

2: Someone’s bound to get hurt

Let’s hope it’s not me…