My life in Equestria

CHAPTER 6: A wild Vinyl appears!

A week had passed, and we met back at the library. Jay usually came to me saying that life at Sugercube Corner was

torture, then slipped up and said something about enjoying it, after which he left too quickly for me to scrutinize him.

Spencer, however, never actually left Fluttershy’s property. I know, because after telling Twilight about Slendy, she made me

do more errands than Spike. She was probably just scared I would tell her about the other horrors our world has, like Justin

Beiber. Hell, she couldn’t even sleep the night after I told her. But I digress. Me and Twi were waiting for everypony to get

back so they could either stay with their “caretakers”, or go someplace else. While I had been with Twi, I had touched up on

the chaos theory, which helped me when Pinkie was training me in the art of random. Jay had actually learned to cook

something without burning it, even if most of it was sweets. And, as mentioned, no one had seen Spence.

I was lounging, very bored, on a chair. Most of that boredom was from being unable to pester Jay all week. Twilight was

higher up in the library, and Spike was doing errands. I looked at the clock. 12:05. Pinkie and Jay were late, and every

second was like and hour. Damn you, boredom, why must you be so horribly torturing?! Just as I was going to start looking

for them, Jay and Pinkie walked through the door. Well, Jay was, anyways. “Miss us?”

“Yea, I haven’t hit you in a week! COME ‘ERE!” We were about to throw punches, but we were caught by a lavender aura.

Curses, foiled again! “Is this how all humans greet each other? I don’t think I would like to visit your planet if it is.” Jay just

laughed. “No, this is our little dysfunctional family way. Humans don’t just punch someone walking through the-” I broke out of

the paralysis spell and hit him square in the jaw. “By the way, I have magic now. Have fun trying to-” He had kicked me in the

face before I finished. “Well I’m faster, so good luck with that.” I replied with good uppercut, adding “SHORYUKEN!!!” for

emphasis. He just lied there, looking at me stupidly. “No you ain’t.” He just gave me an indifferent look. Twilight sighed. “Well

I feel sorry for your family. Now if you could stop fighting, lunch is on the table.” After we had finally agreed not to attack each

other until Spence got here, we sat down and ate.

That peace only lasted five minutes. When we were done, me and Jay just sat and waited for Spencer. You can make us

agree not to fight, but it’s gonna take a hell lot more to make us do something other than wait until we can. Luckily, as I’ve

learned, Ponyville just won’t let you sit still. The door was flung open, and a white mare raced over to Twilight. “QUICK! I

need a spell that can summon stallions!” Me, Jay, and Twi just stared at her. “Well, someone seems desperate.” After the

mare knocked Jay out with a blow to the chest, she gave Twi the puppy dog eyes, accompanied with a little ‘squee’. “Sorry

Vinyl, but I can’t just summon up stallions.” The mare, Vinyl, sat down and began pouting. “But, there are two stallions

already here! One of which you knocked out…oh, Jay! Are you ok?” Jay had gotten up, but was still wobbly. “Oof, someone

get the number of that truck?” Vinyl ran up and hugged him. Dear god, she IS desperate! “I am really, reallyreallyreally sorry,

now could you possible do something for me?”

“Does it involve being in bucking range?”

“Yes.”

“No.”

Another buck to the chest. Dang, this was not a good week for him. She turned to me, again using puppy dog eyes. “You

don’t need to look at me like that, hitting him put you on good terms with me.” Jay had gotten up again. Well, at least he’s

durable. “Har har.” After giving him a smirk, I turned back to Vinyl. “So, what need?”

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“I can’t believe you just agreed to that.” I griped. We were walking down to Sweet Apple Acres, the place where a contest, the

Sibling stand-off, was being held. The road was flanked by many large apple trees, as well as the occasional bucket.

“Agreed to what?” Vinyl asked innocently. “Agreeing to be our sister, LEGALLY, may I add, for a little contest?” Oh yeah. Colin decided that if she was asking about being siblings foe one day, why not forever? He's stupider than me sometimes. Unless...

She shrugged. “Well, I always did want some other family besides mom, and I guess today is a lucky day for me! Besides, I

would have asked anyways when this “little contest” was over. He just happened to ask sooner. By the way, why DID you

want me to be your sister, just out of curiosity?” Vinyl couldn’t see it from the side she was on, but Colin’s ear twitched a little.

More noticeable, however, was that he stopped walking. “Vinyl, are you absolutely sure you want to know the answer to

that?”

“Of course I do! Lay it on me!”

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“So, they’re not even in this universe anymore?”

“Correct.”

“And you want me to help you find them…why?”

“BECAUSE that was a ONE WAY PORTAL, DUMBASS!”

“Whoa, easy with that sword!”

“Now listen. You are OUR brother, and I don’t care that we’ll be stuck there for an eternity, I will drag you though that thing tied and gagged if I have to!”

“Hey, it was just a joke, honest!”

“Good. Now get your pasty white butt into that portal.”

“Yes, Medusa.”

“What?”

“NOTHING!”

AN/ You already know the story, so I’m not gonna repeat it. And holy balls, whoever that is, they’re violent!!!! Hope we don’t meet….