Chapter 2: Was hijacking this chapter a part of your plan?

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Damned be the wicked sands of time! That was the period bell! Students one by one are leaking from their containment rooms, and if I had the worst luck of the Irish, Advanced Underwater Basket Weaving was right in the center of the main hallway where all students must conglomerate to make their passage!

EGADS! NOT ONLY WILL MY PREVIOUS PEERS KNOW OF MY GENITAL RISINGS, BUT THE ENTIRE ACADEMIC POPULATION!

I began stealthedly sneaking past lockers, trying my hardest to keep my back towards the ever growing flow of student body. Twas quite akward to say the least, having my loins rubbed against the lockers as so, but as long as no one was aware of my privvy spectacle, It was a queerness worth enduring.

Now something my father always prided me on was my line of sight, I could honestly see a coin from a mile away, but my periperhals, ach! I can't see worth a goats beard!

I wish I had decent periperhal vision, then maybe my shame would have stayed within the circle of Underwater Basket Weavers.

My loins stopped in the open palm, and my spine froze solid. I had not forseen this.

"Heya Anon... whatcha got going on down there?"

It was Rainbow Dash. The Captain of pretty much every varsity sport in our school, with my penis, in her hand, in her open locker, that I had failed to see.

"Uhh... well, you see,"

Her eyes sullied with a hint of lust, "Oh you don't have to explain Anon. I know you like me, what guy wouldn't? I'm the hottest thing since sliced bread!"

You mean the flattest thing since sliced bread.

"I just never thought you had the balls to actually go with it." she smirked as she squeezed my loyal twin royals.

"I guess you do..." she smirked.

"Rainbow, Listen, I really gotta go, you know bathroom, and all that whatnot."

"Yeah I gotcha, go take care of your business." I felt her grip tighten around the shaft of my blissful snake.

"You're a big guy!" She said snarkily.

The feeling of clenching fortuity upon my nethers was grand, I had in that single moment betrayed my previous fantasies of my wonderous Eden.

"FOR YOU" I muffled out in withering pleasure.

Rainbow Dash crept in closer to my ear and whispered. "I'll be there in 5 minutes. Hail Hyrda"

She released with a great whatever allegory you can use for ungripping something, and slammed her locker shut. She turned back around and blew me a kiss as she sashayed her bottom in every stride she took.

Well, this certainly doesn't help my erection.

I continue to sneak towards the mens room, the flow of students growing more and more by the second. But then, by heavens great light I see it! The beautiful doorway to self relief! If I can only just.... push...through...this...crowd...

"AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE! ECLAIR IN THE DONUT! ECLAIR IN THE DONUT!"

My stomach fell with the weight of ten thousand suns. I knew that voice, as I looked up and saw pink upon pink face. With an uneasy glare I looked where my nethers had placed itself.

Wouldn't you know it? Right twain the gap where two becomes one.... heh...

Pinkie turn faced at a speed I was not able to comprehend, and my face was met with the force of a palm endowed by gorilla and marmoset strength.

"ANON! YOU DONT DO THAT TO ME IN PUBLIC!" she shrieked, as her pink face became increasingly flustered. The flow of students died to a sudden, silent stoppage that seemed to encompass Pinkie and I.

She raised her pink boot toward my fallen self and I winced in anticipation of a hurtful blow. Which never came, I opened my eye and saw her in deep pondering, as she paced around me. Damn it Pinkie, don't do that near my face, especially....oh dear Metusulah, its actually twitching fervently. "Unless.... we're dating or something....OMIGOSH! ANON! YES! I'LL TOTALLY BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOREVER!"

Wut.

Pinkie plopped herself down on my chest and brought my face in between her bosoms in a gleeful embrace.

"Pinkie, I did not..."

I could see Rainbow Dash by the Mens room, tears welling up in her eyes.

"DAMN YOU ANON! YOU BROKE MY HEART!" she cried out as she ran off.

"Don't be jelly guuuuuuurrrrrrrlllll. He's just got great taste in women right Anon?" Pinkie chuckled as she rubbed her cheeks, upon mine. Yes, her facial cheeks, but her anterior ones too, not on my face of course, but rather close to my aching shame.

Suddenly the hippie kid breaks the silence once more and points at me.

"Look everyone! Anon is having a passionate moment with an attractive female! Lets all point and laugh at this completely ordinary situation!"

And so the laughter began once more, my face felt as if radiated by a supernova.

"Pinkie, get off!"

"Ooooh Naughty Nonnie! In front of all these people?"

"I mean GET OFF OF ME!" I push her aside and she hits her head on a garbage bin, suddenly falling silent.

I get up, and brush myself off. Now I can finally use the bathroom! I go towards the door when I suddenly feel arms around my waist.

"Playing rough huh? THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT!" Pinkie lustfully moaned, dry humping my leg

"GOD. DAMN. IT. PINKIE. I. SAID. GET. OFF!"

I stuttered as I limped toward the Mens room door.

"I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN NONNIE!" Pinkie replied thrusting her hyperactive hips into my shin harder and harder.

Finally, with gusto, I fling open the Mens room door, and I point to the sign.

"Pinkie, Only Men are allowed in here! NO GIRLS!"

"That's okay Nonnie! I was born with both! I can be whatever you want!" She perked up as she unknowingly blurted that out to the entire student body.

Well shit.

I quickly pulled my leg away as Pinkie grasped for it with her arms. The Mens room door slammed into her face, as the students began muttering and murmering to each other. Ahh... the good old rumor mill, the bane of every persons existance.

I strut into the mens bathroom and find a group of meat headed jocks who look like they've escaped from the primate exhibit downtown.

"YO. YOU ANON?" a particular hairy and stupid one asked.

"Yeah, whats it to you?" I noncalently responded as I began splashing cold water on my face. That's right, think horrible things, naked grandmas, naked grandmas, cancer paitents, Mandomommy.... wait, why is my boner getting harder?

I felt a massive palm grip the back of my shoulder.

"YOU HURT BIG SIS'S FEELINGS GUY."

"I don't even know your sis---"

My sentance was cut mid sentance as my face was slammed into the sink.

"DONT PLAY DUMB."

"Heh heh, yeah, dummy!" another gorrila looking chump said in the background.

"YOU HURT BIG SIS DASH FEELINGS! NOW WE NO WIN FOOTBALL GAME!"

Oh right, she's the captain of every team, including the Equestria High HandEgg team.

"YOU NO LOOK CLEAN ENOUGH ANON. WE GIVE YOUR FACE CLEAN!"

"That's highly unesscessary sir----------OH MY GOD!"

Suddenly I was 6 feet off the ground and over the shoulder of a very healthy and definately nothing wrong with his mental capacity football player. He kicked open a lavatory door and chuckled.

"YOU DOO DOO HEAD BELONG WHERE DOO DOO GO!"And with that incredibly well thought out comment of his, my vision went from a slight vertigo to a nauseating whirlpool of toilet water. Attempting at my behest not to swallow or drown on any foul water, I dig my fingernails into anything I could possibly grab.

"HE FIGHT LIKE KITTY!"

Damn! My cat jutsu is not very effective!

"KITTY LIKE SQWUISHY?"

Dear Lord no...

*FLUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH*

"GWAR HAR HAR HAR, THAT'LL SHOW DUMB HEAD TO HURT BIG SIS FEELINGS!" The alpha meathead guffawed as his lackeys, Tweedle Dick and Tweedle Shit both snortled.

"HAVE SOME DOO DOO PAPER DOO DOO HEAD."

Where as my head was still in a porcelin prison, I couldn't really see what was happening, but it was my assumption that 'Doo doo paper' was...

I sniffed slighty.

Yeah. He just put shit covered toilet paper on me. Great.

Suddenly I hear the smelly hippy kid again. "HEY LOOK EVERYONE! ANON'S NOT USING THE TYPICAL PROCEDURE OF EMPTYING ONES BOWELS! LET'S ALL POINT AND LAUGH AT HIM!"

More laughter ensues. I could feel the toilet water around me boil. Oddly enough, I still had an erection.

"ENOUGH! BE GONE! OUT WITH YE!" I erupt from the toilet bowl, with shit covered toilet paper arms and ranting like a mad dog.

"QUICKLY! BEFORE HE GETS INTO A HETEROSEXUAL RELATION WITH YOU!" The hippie cries out as the crowd of students and meatheads leave quickly. Panting in severe anger I stumble over to the bathroom sink and look at the shameful sight of myself.

I fall over and began weeping with the intensity of 70 justin bieber fangirls.

Its not fair, it really isn't. School days are truly the worst days of your life, even if you are well fed, have a place to go home to every night without the worry of malaria or a bomb going off around the corner.

"A-a-a-a-anon? Are you crying?" I hear a soft whimper from the lavatory next to my personal water boarding chamber.

No...it can't be...

I walk over and push open the door.