The Jerk

"Fluttershy?"

there she was, the yellow ball of nervous anxiety upon a throne of porcelin shame, a faint streak of fresh tears running dry upon her face.

"Were...you crying Anon?" She asked as she ruffled her skirt akwardly, as it was virbrating slightly underneath. Woman, don't you know to take off your underpants to do your business?

"Nah, why would I be crying? My...life is perfect!" I began bubbling trying to puff out my chest whilst hiding the internal sorrow of an embaressment away from the eyes of the fairer sex.

"It's okay Anon. I cry alot too. Like today...when...well..." She begins shifting on the toilet seat, her face beginning to flush crimson.

"Uh...Fluttershy, I just realized, this is a men's lavatory, why are you in here?" I asked pondering the obvious question that I obviousally asked with an obvious questioning tone to my obviousally questioning question.

"Well... Anon...you see....I had....a bit of a....well..." Her tears begin running down her face once more like a salty waterfall, as she lifted her skirt.

"Oh, nice yellow panties!" I noted, giving her a huge thumbs up.

"They were white Anon..." she muffled slightly.

"Oh. OH. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......"

I came to realization of the akward situation, and walked backwards from the lavatory of shame. How absolutely shameful, but at least Fluttershy isnt be made the academic hooligan by smelly hippies, but still... that poor girl. I couldnt just leave her in that state of mind. Then it hit me, if I'm already a hooligan, might as well as hammer it home. I gulped and strutted over to the sink, and turned on the faceut, knowing with every drip of liquid equated to my self dignity finding itself swirling into a never ending hole of darkness.

It's for the poor girl, you can do this Anon.

I dabbled some of the sink water, and began throwing it upon my awesome khakis, with a bearing toward my loin region, ahh yes. Indeed the look of an unregulated bladder I had! With a heavy heart I kicked open the mens room door and made my way out to the still crowded for whatever reason hallway of students. I exhaled as time space seemed to shutter around me. I could see him, and I could feel his accusing finger pointing to me from the vastness of reality itself. The words came distorted and blurted, as if heralding the eternal and ancient gods themselves in his prelude.

"HEY LOOK EVERYONE.....ANON PEED HIS PANTS!!!! LETS ALL POINT AND LAUGH AT HIS INABILITY TO CONTROL HIS URINARY SYSTEMS!"

Then the laughter, it began swirling and colliding all around me, like some wicked tempest of adolescent sirens around me. ACH T'WERE IT BE THE CRY OF CRACKELS UPON MINE EARS! THE SPIRALING EYES OF JUDGEMENT MORPHING AND CATROSPHINATING INTO FOUL DAEMONS OF A WORLD UNSEEN!

I inhaled and pointed my fingers to my crotch.

"OF COURSE I DID, ALL THE COOL KID PEE THERE PANTS!"

Suddenly silence. The entire crowd of laughing student body stood awestruck at my lunacy.

"Y-y-y-you ain't cool...unless ya pee your pants." I stammer slowly as I flip my basketball cap backwards in a show of sticking it to the MAN.

Many of the students begin muttering to one another about the inclined coolness of urinating on oneself. Then suddenly out of nowhere Chester McCoolio of the AwesomeRad family just fucking gallavants across the hall, and releases out a giant flatuent expulsion whilst relieving his bladder. He tips his fedora at the ladies as he continues to strut down the hall, leaving a trail of urine behind him.

The crowd of students cheer and begin to emulate the perceived cool situation, I do truly feel sorry for Janitor Draw Goneques, the hallway began flooding with urine as students sloshed around.

Fluttershy poked her head out of the mens latrine, possibly wondering what all the hubbub was about, when suddenly the smelly hippie pointed at her and shouted to the crowd of urinating followers.

"LOOK EVERYONE! FLUTTERSHY PEED HERSELF TOO!"

Fluttershy gave out an adorable squeek as she ran back into the mens room, with a quickening in my step, and also urine soaked ankles, I hurried back inside to comfort the poor lass.

The sobbing intensified as I called for her.

"Fluttershy? You there?"

"GO AWAY ANON! IM A LAUGHING STOCK!" I heard a shrill cry as toilet paper was flung in my general direction. BAM! Right in the forehead, 360 noscope headshot.

"Fluttershy, you aren't anything of a laughing stock, in fact... they are cheering for you." I sneak past a latrine door and carefully open it up.

"Cheering? Why would they cheer for dumb stupid peed herself Fluttershy?" I heard sobbing from behind the plastic swinging door, ach, there she be!

"Well, I kind of showed them it was the cool thing to do..." I gently muttered as I opened up the door.

"ANON DONT LOOK AT ME!" Fluttershy dropped her razorblade, and so did my heart. I had made it in the nick of time, she was plotting to slit her wrists!

"Fluttershy...." I began to state.

"I'M SORRY, I'M SO SO SORRY, I JUST... I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE SHAME ANON!"

With a great furvor I took her hand and drug her out of the bathroom. "ANON NO! YOU'RE KILLING ME ANON! YOU'RE KILLING ME!"

"Hey look everybody it's Fluttershy and Anon"

I stood before the crowd of clearly soiled students as I grabbed Fluttershy's skirt and raised it so that all could see.

"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? AFRAID TO STARE AWESOMENESS IN THE FACE? WELL YOU LOOK AT IT! " I pushed her into a crowd of scared students.

"LOOK AT IT!"

"I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT!"

The students began running away in complete fear leaving a river of urine in their path that began flowing down the stairs like a urinary koi pond

"What was all that about?" I ask as I flip Fluttershy around and come face to face with a penis that was bigger than mine.

Oh. OH. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...............

I lifted my left hand and realized I had a pair of urine soaked panties dangling twain my fingers, I must have...accidentally taken them off while my show of bravado to the crowd. Fluttershy began tearing up again, in both her eyes and nether eye.

"T-t-t-this is s-s-s-so embaressing Anon!!!!" She began whimpering mightly.

"Fluttershy..." I began as I backed away carefully from the eager and twitching manhood that undulated before my eyes. "I just want to say that I'm so sorry..."

"Your the first boy ever to touch me there....I guess we have to date now..."

Wut. No. Fuck this. I'm out.

I quickly dash out of the hallway and leave Fluttershy pantiless and alone as her sobs continued to fill the hallway.