Pinkie Pie Finds a Bucket of Ds

Pinkie Pie is nutsz. She goes nutsz every day. She’s basically just one giant pink peanut. Except for that biologically she’s a pony, and a little one too. Alright, so basically these last few sentences have been lies, but what is not a lie is that she once found a bucket of Ds and just threw them all over the place. They were all over the walls, all over the floor, all over the ceiling. The day that Pinkie Pie found a bucket of Ds, they say that several ponies died across Equestria. I don’t know if these incidents were related, but it can’t just be coincidence.

Understand this, one day Pinkie Pie was going about town, skipping and bouncing like she was made of rubber. Tests have shown that while Pinkie Pie is indeed composed of pony flesh, we still suspect that she may be part rubber and a bit of cotton candy. And on one fantastic day of her travels throughout the town of Ponyville, Pinkie Pie just so happened to be carrying a big metal bucket on her back that sloshed with every little hop. And where was she going with this aluminum pail? Why, to the house of Ponyville’s very own princess, Twilight Sparkle!

So when Pinkie arrived at the door of the famed nerdicorn’s house, she did sick hoof-combos against the door, as she is one to do since knocking is wayyy too boring. Twilight, meanwhile, was inside being all like ‘Well that’d be Pinkie Pie. Come to interrupt my studies no doubt.’ but regardless, she still was pretty much always pleased with the arrival of Pinkie Pie. So she put down one of the thousands of books she was reading and opened the front door of her house. She was then slapped right in the face with a big, floppy, soggy D that curled itself around her horn.

Pinkie Pie, in all her curly-as-a-bush maned fury, pounced upon Twilight who had just been stunlocked by a D. The bucket, meanwhile, stood perfectly still on her back. “Hey Twilight, guess what?!”

Twilight knocked the pink pony off and got back to her hooves. Once free from the floor-prison, she tried to get the silly thing wrapped around her horn off of her. “You found a new toy in the Everfree Forest again?”

“Not this time! You see, I was in the bathroom at sugarcube corner.”

‘Oh good heavens,’ thought Twilight, ‘here comes the nightmares.’

“You know, to wash my hooves, and I thought ‘hmm, what if I used the boy’s bathroom? Is it any different?’ and so I totally burst through the door and there was a bunch of stallions there already! They started freaking out so I kicked them out of the bathroom and declared it my kingdom, it was a pretty awesome hostile takeover. And one of the prizes that I got from my conquest was a big bucket of Ds!” And she capitalized on the moment to show Twilight the big bucket of sopping wet Ds.

Twilight was horrified with the awful mess before her, and then she looked in the bucket and started wigging out. “Pinkie, you have to be careful with those. If you throw those around too much some poor pony might lose their identity.”

“Oh come on Twilight! What’s the worse that can happen? It’s not like it can measure up to the great peanut butter experiment.”

If Pinkie was not Twilight’s friend she would be flipping dead right now, for reals. But still, she did have a point, and so Twilight could only sigh and support her friend’s probably harmless fun. “Alright, just try and be careful. And for the sake of all that is good and harmonious, never go to the schoolyard with that. The kids have enough problems.”

“Okie dokey lokie!” And so Pinkie Pie bounded right out of the room. Right towards the local schoolyard where all the kids were playing.