You know that pink dork who hangs out in Ponyville in the bakery? You know the one. Yeah, she found a bucket of Ds. Nothing good can come from this, this is the worst scenario I can imagine. She is armed and mentally unsound, may the higher powers save us all.

I mean, who in the heck just leaves a bucket full of one letter lying around? I can't even think of that many times when the letter D is used either! I mean, it's used a bunch in common speech, but I don't know all that many things in Equestria with a D in their name.

This story was written on a whim and because I got bored. I hope Shawn Michaels notices me today.