Pinkie Pie Finds a Bucket of Ds

All the children were playing and having fun and enjoying this wonderful day! But then Pinkie Pie came out of nowhere with a big bucket of Ds. Of course, most of the children were frightened just to see Pinkie Pie in the schoolyard at all, especially after the last incident where restraining orders and bricks were involved. One of the small fillies named Scootaloo approached the ever-smiling pink pony.

“Hey Pinkie Pie, whatcha got there?”

Pinkie Pie beaned Scoots with a nice hard D which knocked her clean off her hooves. Fun fact: Ds can be pretty deadly, I’m pretty sure weapons that looked like Ds were once used to decapitate capital offenders in Equestria back when ponies murdered each other. And as all the children stared in terror at their fallen chicken friend, Pinkie Pie took that moment to start scattering Ds all over the place, smacking each kid with a sloppy D. The children ran every which way possible, trying to escape the D-struction of their innocence.

Cheerilee, curious by the odd sounds of more terminal chaos coming out from the schoolyard, left the classroom to look around and see why all these kids were keeping her from a meeting with her dear friend: Mister Drinky. Mister Drinky, as you should know, is the dear friend to all children of Miss Cheerilee’s class that they all spend snack time with who keeps them all entertained. Mister Drinky loves Cheerilee, he loves the kids, and most of all they all love him. But what can you expect from a sock puppet?

Anyways, when Cheerilee poked her head out of the doorway to spot the children, she saw that they were all coated in a fine layer of Ds. The horror. The horror. Nary a child in sight could escape the D-ecimation of their premature lives. Cheerilee stepped out of the doorway but was then hit with a giant red D and knocked right out.

All the children went quiet as their gaze gradually shifted from sporadically going everywhere to collaborating upon the unconscious form of Cheerilee. They then looked from the body to Pinkie Pie who was totally stunned. She totally bailed after realizing what she did, but not before pasting a sticky note onto Scootaloo that read ‘I did it.’ Scootaloo was grounded for over eleventy billion years when Cheerilee woke up.