Queen Chryssi's Totally Proffesional and Inspirational Advice Column

Chryssi,

What do you do when ponies ignore you or don't bend to your will?

If you need a friend to talk to, I am here for you!

There is no need to steal love from me, I will give it to you willingly.

~Dustin Lange

Dear Dustin Lange,

Friends? What is this 'friends' you speak of?

Well, I suppose I must accept. After all, I do enjoy some good love-making once in a while!

Wait, does that sound dirty? Ah, never mind.

With anticipation for passionate love-making,

Chryssi