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— First! Apple Bloom, jumping in front of the camera, said.

— Dammit, Apple Bloom! — said Rainbow —, treading air because she could, — You know how much I wanted that!

— That was supposed to be mine, Spike said.

Meanwhile, the transcriber bothered to describe where they were, which happened to be Near Sugarcube Corner.

— I have stuff to do, Spike said.

— Yeah, me too, Rainbow — said.

— Fine, then Ah guess Ah’ll just be here bah mahself.

And so — and Spike left for work and work, non-respectively.

— Somethin’ convenient better happen, — Apple Bloom said, — Or this is gonna be hard to do just bah mahself.

For no immediately apparent reason, Pinkie Pie walked into the shot.

— Hi, Pinkie Pie, Apple Bloom said.

— I heard there was a scene here, — Pinkie said, — So since it was so close I thought I’d come.

— Heh, Apple Bloom said.

— I know.

Silence.

— Oh craps, — Pinkie said, — I see a customer coming in.

She —ed back to Sugarcube Corner.

— Now what? Apple Bloom said. She stood in front of the CAEB-sponsored bench doing nothing for a minute. — Ah should prolly go back home.