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I Suck At Titles, Summary Better

by Ugncreative Usergname
After reality show Friendship is Magic was cancelled after its first season, a different developer created what was essentially its continuation, but they weren’t as interested in the child-friendly parts of the Ponyville residents’ lives

After ultra-popular reality show Friendship is Magic was cancelled after its first season—despite all its viewers, there were few who bought anything the ads advertised—a different developer and channel launched what was essentially its continuation, but they weren’t as interested in the child-friendly parts of the Ponyville residents’ lives.

This isn’t actually a clopfic; there are some relatively prudish sex scenes that go right up to the sex, say it happened, then show the characters after, and some that happen during it but focus on something not very cloppable, but it’s certainly enough for a mature designation. Most of the chapters are not about sex.

The chapters are very episodic, and they can be read many in a row or months apart just as easily; the comedy/SoL pairing could be cynically taken to mean "it's a bit of a sitcom". As for the types of jokes there are, a lot of the punchlines are anticlimaxes. Not anti-jokes, but there are a lot more periods than exclamation marks as far as the tone goes.

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266137 words: Estimated about 22 hours to read
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206 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: “It Was a Dark and Stormy Night”, Parentheticals, and More 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    135
  2. Chapter 1½: The Next Morning, and Also the Rest of That Day 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    155
  3. Chapter 2: In Which the Characters are Paired Off 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    223
  4. Chapter 3: This is the Best Chapter, It’s Downhill From Here 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    285
  5. Chapter 4: Where It Gets Weird 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    864
  6. Chapter 4½: Fun Clopfic Times 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    47
  7. Chapter 5: this part 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    266
  8. Chapter 6: Unscripted 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    413
  9. Chapter 7: Wherein People Stop Reading Because They Thought This Wasn’t One of Those Freaky Ones 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1447
  10. Chapter 8: Search For Rarity 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    366
  11. Chapter 9: The Cheddar Wheel of Balance 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2238
  12. Chapter 10: The Number of Comments I Require 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1477
  13. Chapter 11: Fluttershy Goes to Market 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1447
  14. Chapter 12: Pinkie Pie’s Pointless Puerile Pranks Produce Petty Piques 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1806
  15. Chapter 13: Somebody Makes a Love Confession 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    830
  16. Chapter 14: This Damn Youth Policy 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    815
  17. Chapter 15: Verse 10 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    309
  18. Chapter 16: When I Think Of Powers of Two I Think Of Video Games 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1463
  19. Chapter 17 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    452
  20. Chapter 18: Again? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    296
  21. Chapter 19: Cribbage Duel 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    491
  22. Chapter 20: Party 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    904
  23. Chapter 21: Tomato Slice of Life 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    523
  24. Chapter 22: The Already Out for a Year in Japan Adventures of Camerapony #3 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    531
  25. Chapter 23: Circumstances Prevent Sex 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    254
  26. Chapter 24: Personal Trinity/Pinkie Pie Gets Meta 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    890
  27. Chapter 25: Spike Discovers Twilight’s Porn Stash 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    347
  28. Chapter 26: Whatever Its Name Is 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1896
  29. Chapter 27: Dash Gets an Ouchie 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    403
  30. Chapter 29: Get Well Soon, Seriously 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1140
  31. Chapter 30: Twilight Discovers Spike’s Porn Stash 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    718
  32. Chapter 31: Apple Bloom Finds Out 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    345
  33. Chapter 32: Rarity’s Obsessively Disinfected Secret 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    584
  34. Chapter 33: It Is Demonstrated 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    672
  35. Chapter 34: Periwinkle 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3026
  36. Chapter 35: Faustmas Special 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3017
  37. Chapter 36: The Cutie Mark Crusaders Get Ice Cream 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3344
  38. Chapter 37: Time Marches On 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    814
  39. Chapter 38: Four Tickets 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2651
  40. Chapter 39: Dawn of Revenge 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1022
  41. Chapter 40: Novel Rut 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1723
  42. Chapter 41: Nourishment 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    960
  43. Chapter 42: My First Killing Spree 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1329
  44. Chapter 43: Rinse Cycle 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3016
  45. Chapter 44: Paying the Bills 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2000
  46. Chapter 45: Illegal Park Activities 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1441
  47. Chapter 46: A Pinch of Appledash 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1057
  48. Chapter 47: Perform or Die 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4197
  49. Chapter 48: I’d Skip This One 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    914
  50. Chapter 49: Reinforcement 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1138
  51. Chapter 50: Very Old Plastic 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1801
  52. Chapter 51: The Apple Bloom/Diamond Tiara Rape Chronicles, Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3304
  53. Chapter 52: Applejack Spends Her Entire Day Fucking 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1346
  54. Chapter 53: The Next Day at School 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    430
  55. Chapter 54: The Useless But Sexy Hypnosis Spell 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1384
  56. Chapter 55: Nourishment 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2305
  57. Chapter 56: Rainbow Dash Collects Congratulations 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2710
  58. Chapter 57: Opposite Day 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1790
  59. Chapter 58: The Glorious Return 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1794
  60. Chapter 59: Twilight Keeps Breaking Rainbow Dash 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2553
  61. Chapter 60: The Secret Meeting of the Inside 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    729
  62. Chapter 61: The Apple Bloom/Diamond Tiara Rape Chronicles, Part 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1247
  63. Chapter 62: Lyra and Octavia 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    814
  64. Chapter 63: Important 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    801
  65. Chapter 64: One Better 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3290
  66. Chapter 65: A Minor Inconvenience 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1823
  67. Chapter 66: The Sweet Apple Prison 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2450
  68. Chapter 67: True Feelings 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    608
  69. Chapter 68: Small Talk 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1014
  70. Chapter 69: Much to Undo 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1432
  71. Chapter 70: A Lot To Make Up For 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1211
  72. Chapter 71: The Chance 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1672
  73. Chapter 72: Somehow Platonic Spa Time 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2236
  74. Chapter 73: Date Night 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2410
  75. Chapter 74: Withstander 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1966
  76. Chapter 75: The Same Problem as Always 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    920
  77. Chapter 63: No Angle Brackets For You Lol 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    541
  78. Chapter 64: Vinyl Dies 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    599
  79. Chapter 65: Dramatic Scene 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    509
  80. Chapter 66: Someone Will Die Tonight 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    553
  81. Chapter 95: The Loop 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    758
  82. Chapter 96: Twilight Informs Everyone About the Death of Owlyiches 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    364
  83. Chapter 97: The Wake of Owlyiches 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    849
  84. Chapter 98: Fanciness Contest 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1816
  85. Chapter 99: A Rainbow-Twilight Chapter in Space 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    454
  86. Chapter 100: The Second Episode of Withstander 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1597
  87. Chapter 101: Sweetie Belle’s Love Confession 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1000
  88. Chapter 102: Pasta + Cheese = x 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    586
  89. Chapter 103: Lime Time 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    744
  90. Chapter 104: Character Balance 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1591
  91. Chapter 105: The Replacement of Apple Bloom 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    776
  92. Chapter 106: Family Game Night 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    703
  93. Chapter 107: Scootaloo Cares About Others’ Problems Some More 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    316
  94. Chapter 108: Lyra and Octavia’s Turn 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1363
  95. Chapter 109: This Chapter Has a Different Name on Google Docs 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    982
  96. Chapter 110: Apple Bloom and Rainbow Dash 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    263
  97. Chapter 111: Interview with Scootaloo 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    854
  98. Chapter 112: Butterscotch Gets a Job 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    798
  99. Chapter 113: Igloo Collapse 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    501
  100. Chapter 114: The Third Episode of Withstander 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    697
  101. Chapter 115: Faust of the Rings 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2673
  102. Chapter 116: I Can Do Anything I Want, So I’ll Choose an Appledash Scene 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    516
  103. Chapter 117: The Octavia-asking Portion of Compiling a List of Rarity’s Flaws 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1037
  104. Chapter 118: What Happened When I Tried to Write Scootalove (Don’t Worry, It’s Not Porn) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1670
  105. Chapter 119: Disturbing Revelation Day 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    411
  106. Chapter 120: The Secret Base Actually Gets Used For a Meeting 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    662
  107. Chapter 121: U-17 Hoofball Match 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    702
  108. Chapter 122: Journey of the Soul: Enigma 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    792
  109. Chapter 123: A Rarity Chapter 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    577
  110. Chapter 124: Appledash Investigation Agency 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    889
  111. Chapter 125: Consolas 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1078
  112. Chapter 126: Why You Don’t Mix Balloons and Bricks 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    802
  113. Chapter 127: The Auxiliary Club 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1313
  114. Chapter 128: Epistular Dread 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    746
  115. Chapter 129: Fluttershy’s Love Confession 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    704
  116. Chapter 130: Withstander: Corvidae Islands: Episode 4: Reluctant Consumption 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1230
  117. Chapter 131: 2012-08-08 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2028
  118. Chapter 132: CMC-CA Series Leg 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    541
  119. Chapter 133: CMC-CA Series Leg 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    605
  120. Chapter 134: Author’s Cube 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    837
  121. Chapter 135: Chapter CXXIII-2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    528
  122. Chapter 136: Mane Character For a Foreseeable Future Alpha Plus Platinum Premium Unrated with Nuts in Space Deluxe 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    784
  123. Chapter 137: In Which the Characters Are Paired Off with Other Characters They Vaguely Dislike 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1441
  124. Chapter 138: Meal of Love 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2373
  125. Chapter 139: Events 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    261
  126. Chapter 140: The Final Organised Meetup 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1301
  127. Chapter 141: Opal Dies 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    467
  128. Chapter 142: withstander s1e5 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    876
  129. Chapter 143: Butterscotch Needs a Two-way Ship, But Who the Fuck is Going To Be With Butterscotch 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    749
  130. Chapter 50: Instead of a Milestone Party, Sex and Violence 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1946
  131. Chapter 145: Nothing Happens, Part 145 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    722
  132. Chapter 146: Out of Ideas 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    785
  133. Chapter 147: Lime Time Rejuiced 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    922
  134. Chapter 148: The Mirror World 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    660
  135. Chapter 150: CASHEWS! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    829
  136. Chapter 151: Zecora Poisons Ponyville’s Water Supply and Kills Everyone 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    505
  137. Chapter 152: Lyra and Octavia: the Sitcom 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    509
  138. Chapter 153: How’s Everyone Doing? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1124
  139. Chapter 154: Withstander: Corvidae Islands: Episode 6: The Middle Episode 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1090
  140. Chapter 60: Sumer 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    372
  141. Chapter 156: Worried Carambola Sandwiches 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    844
  142. Chapter 157: XTREEM GRAND CAÑON VAKATION!!! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    514
  143. Chapter 158: Minor Mane Six Club 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    716
  144. Chapter 159: Tonight Someone Dies 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1566
  145. Chapter 114: Quotation Dashes 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    214
  146. Chapter 115: An Applejack/Zecora Chapter 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    510
  147. Chapter 116: Twidash Chapter 4-1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    568
  148. Chapter 117: Narration by Applejack 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1115
  149. Chapter 118: A Lyra/Bon Bon Chapter 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    579
  150. Chapter 119: Withstander: Corvidae Islands: Episode 7: Twilight is Fucked 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1120
  151. Chapter 11X: Tea Time Featuring Octeavia and Raritea 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    629
  152. Chapter 11E: A Non-OC You Have Heard of and Who Has Said Something Before Dies 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1593
  153. Chapter 120: Muffins 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    556
  154. Chapter 121: “My throat hurts.” –Ashleigh Ball 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    474
  155. Chapter 122: The Minor Mane Six in Base-Digging Bind! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    569
  156. Chapter 123: Realistic Dialogue 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1026
  157. Chapter 124: Ponywang 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    496
  158. Chapter 125: Smarticle Stuffs with Twilight and Octavia 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1086
  159. Chapter 126: Pranking 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4159
  160. Chapter 127: Court Case 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    892
  161. Chapter 128: Withstander: Corvidae Islands: Episode 8: What’s the Point of Withstanding When We’re All Going To Die Anyway 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    992
  162. Chapter 129: A Problem and a Dilemma 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1309
  163. Chapter 12X: The Chapter Won’t End Until Someone Dies 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3383
  164. Chapter 12E: An Octavia-Zecora Chapter 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    310
  165. Chapter 130: Faust of the Rings Team Edition 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4360
  166. Chapter 131: Blatantly Unresearched Sports Chapter 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2344
  167. Chapter 132: Pinkie Goes Upon a Walk and Has Multiple Conversations by Nissan 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1070
  168. Chapter 133: Zecora Rhymes All of Her Sentences 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    806
  169. Chapter 134: Lyra the Caretaker 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    541
  170. Chapter 135: Chapter 7 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    695
  171. Chapter 136: Spike is Clopping Throughout This Chapter 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    459
  172. Chapter 137: Pinkie Pie and Applejack: The Two Remaining Mane Characters 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    935
  173. Chapter 138: Ha’llo’we’en Eve, As Well As the Subsequent Day, Ha’llo’we’en 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5424
  174. Chapter 139: Battle of the Sexes 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1120
  175. Chapter 27: Mersenne Prime Shipping 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1481
  176. Chapter 13E: Mane Character For a Foreseeable Future Episode I Forget 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    907
  177. Chapter 140: The Octavia, and the Applejack. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2895
  178. Chapter 141: Pinkie Pie and Spike Do Nothing 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1095
  179. Chapter 142: Court Cases 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1175
  180. Chapter 142½: The Lost Episode 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1234
  181. Chapter 143: Appledash: The Reckoning 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1676
  182. Chapter 144: Miniature Golf Episode 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    810
  183. Chapter 145: Octavia and Pinkie Pie: Ultimate Friction 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2405
  184. Chapter 146: Up Wood Day ‘012 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    8716
  185. Chapter 147: Trapped! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2441
  186. Chapter 148: Twidash Conversation #I Don’t Know, a Lot 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1645
  187. Chapter 42: Cue HGG Reference 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1154
  188. Chapter 14X: A Room with a View 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1710
  189. Chapter 14E: The Zecorapie Chronicle 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4190
  190. Chapter 150: Around the World 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    633
  191. Chapter 151: You Can Ignore This One, It’s Just Like All the Other Appledash Chapters 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    908
  192. Chapter 152: Married For Service 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1189
  193. Chapter 152½: the food irradiation crisis 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    294
  194. Chapter 153: .08(3) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1202
  195. Chapter 154: The Show That Only Gets Watched Because It’s Next to Withstander 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1288
  196. Chapter 155: Withstander: Corvidae Islands: Episode 9: Double-length Final Episode 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2869
  197. Chapter 156: I Suck At Titles, Summary Better 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    985
  198. Chapter 157: Bon Bon is in a Bad Mood 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1678
  199. Chapter 158: Mobile Lemon Shavings 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2013
  200. Chapter 159: Pinkie Pie Goes on Another Adventure 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2268
  201. Chapter 15X: ‘012 Faustmas SpeciaI 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7249
  202. Chapter 15E: Lyra’s Got Some ‘Splainin’ to Do (Again) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1590
  203. Chapter160ZeroPunctuation 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    54
  204. Chapter 161: Comfort Zone 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    914
  205. Chapter 162: The Penultimate Chapter 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1415
  206. Chapter 162: VAGUELY UNSETTLING ALLCAPS QUESTION? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5088