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by Ugncreative Usergname

Chapter160ZeroPunctuation

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TherewashalfametreofsnowoutsideduetoastormduringthenightanditwasTwilightsturntohaveachaptersotheonlylogicalthingtodowasaTwilightSpikechapterTheywantedtospenditshovellingsnowfortworeasonsfirstsothattheycouldgettheirmandatorybylawsnowshovellingdoneandsecondlybecausesnowshovellingisaverybondingexperienceHowevertheproducerswantedthemtosaythingstoeachotherinsteadMcOverseerwasquotedassayingOurviewerswouldratherseeyoumakefunofeachotherthanshovelsnowIncidentallythatquotewasrightnow

ButcouldntwesaystuffwhilstshovellingsnowTwilightsaidWecouldevenbelikehowaboutthosesnowstormsorsomethinglikethat

WellseehowitgoesbutitbetterworkorIllrevealmyfurcolourandcutiemark

Twilightwentoutsideandmovedthemoveneedingsnowwithtelekinesisfinishingthejobinfiveseconds

BeingthesmartestponyevarisawesomeTwilightsaid

SoIdonthavetodoanythingSpikesaid

IguessnotShesteppedbackinIbetbetweenmymagicandyourstatusasabipedwerethebestsnowshovellinghouseholdinPonyville

NowyouneedtomakefunofeachotherMcOverseersgenericsecondaryponyMcUnderseersaid

WhatifwedontTwilightsaid

Thenyoullbesacked

Doyouevenhavetheauthoritytodothat

Allthegenericboardexecutivesdoandyouknowtheyrewatching

FineHeySpike

What

Yourebookdumb

Yourestreetdumb

WellthatwasfunNowwhatdowedo

IdontknowMcUnderseersaidYouvefulfilledyourcontractfornow

IguesswecangobacktoournormallivesthenTwilightsaid

Cool

AndsoTwilightwentbacktotryingtofigureoutaspellandSpikewentbacktoMinecraftorsomething

ShouldwegetSpahkeforBallXpracticeApplejacksaidtoRainbowwhilststrokingheronthebed

Yeahthatsprollyagoodidea

AhllcallTwahlahtup

Cool

Applejackgotupwenttothephoneanddialledaphonenumber

TwilightheardadrippingsoundcomingfromthebedroomsoshedidtheobviousthingandmetaphoricallyranupthereThenoisewascomingfromunderherbedasitwastheringtoneofherphonewhichwasunderoneofthebedroomsthreebedsNotthatSpikesleepsonabedmostofthetimeheprefersthingslikeradiatorsandboxesalthoughsometimeshewilluseabedButwhereverSpikesleepsTwilightgottheColecoVisionfromunderthebedandpressed#ononeofthecontrollers

HelloTwilightsaid

ThisisApplejackAhwaswonderinifSpahkewantedtocomeoverforBallXpracticewhichhehastoorwellbringthepracticetohimifyougetthemetaphor

HoldonIllaskhimShemovedthecontrollerawayfromherheadbutnotenoughthatshecouldntbeheardoranythinglikesheintendedSpike

SpikecameupdownandaroundtoTwilightWhat

HereShegavehimthecontroller

Hello

HeySpahkeIfyoudontcomeovertopractiseBallXwellbringthepracticetoyou

OkayyeahIllcome

Greatbye

Bye

Theyhungup

SoIguessyouregoingovertherejudgingbytheokayyeahIllcome

TheysaidtheyllbringthepracticetomeifIdontIguesstheyreallywanttowin

Dontyouhaveanywinningspiritorwhatever

YeahbutImnotsuperpassionateaboutBallX

WellthisisimportanttothemArethereanyprizesor

NotthatIvebeentoldaboutanyway

AftersometeleportationabuseSpikewasoverthereandreadytoknockonnotjustanydoorbutthefamousreveredinspiringtomillionsSweetAppleAcreshousebarnfrontdoorHegaveittheknockofhislifenottobeconfusedwiththattimehegaveseasontwotheknockofitslifeandonegutwrenchingfifteensecondwaitingperiodlaterBigMacansweredthedoor

SpikeshereBigMaccalledalthoughhisloudvoicewasntnearlyasloudasmostloudvoicesnottoimplyitwaslikesayFluttershyswhereitwasanormalvolume

TheAppledashpairwhohereafterwillbereferredtoastheToastyTwinsokaynotreallycamedownstairs

HeySpahkeHeySpike

HisoIwassupposedtogetnotbadatBallXorelse

YepYep

TheywentoutsideandtheyallgotbetteratBallXyesinthesnow

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