Crossover all the stories!

The body of alicorn Dash caught fire.

The fire started to float around, as if it was not exactly certain where it wanted to go. It then went down Rainbow's throat.

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She expressed this in an extremely eloquent manner, as befits a princess.

"Wut."

Rainbow dash had just eaten alicorn Dash's soul.

She tottered a little, then grinned.

"I EAT ALICORN SOULS...."

Twilight Sparkle was VERY confused.

So she, extremely sensibly, decided she was dreaming, and went to sleep.

Rainbow Dash burped, then said,

"I AM ALICORNBORN!"

                                                                    *INSERT SKYRIM THEME SONG HERE*

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Commander, this council has come to a decision. You're next chapter must crossover Epic Meal Time with ponies.

We await your reply.

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The commander stared at the E-mail.

"Well, shit."

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*IMPROVISATION RUNNING*

*IMPROVISATION COMPLETE*

*DISPLAYING RESULTS*

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However, the disruption of a soul's journey to anywhere that is not it's body, has horrifying interdimensional effects. Such was the case now. As Alicorn Dash's soul was consumed, a portal was opened, and through it came a Canadian, with a beard that covered half his face.

The ponies stared at him.

He stared at them.

There was an audible crack as his mind broke.

You see, very few humans can deal with seeing technicolor ponies that are in a different visual spectrum than the one we are familiar with.

It breaks the mind.

Normally, this would not be much of a problem, as there would just be the usual straitjacket solution.

However, this human was CANADIAN mothafuckas, and he was hungry.

Due to the fact that the author of this story has not seen more than a single video of epic meal time, we shall allow you, the reader, to fill in his first few words with whatever you please. Just remember that the end result has to be the same, for now, he decided to bacon cover EVERYTHING.

He had had a bacon burger, which was a normal burger covered in bacon.

Now, he would have bacon EVERYTHING!

There was no way this could go wrong!

Two minutes later, he died of sugar poisoning after eating Pinkie Pie's hair, which was already covered in bacon.

However, his soul lived on. It had a new goal.

The goal was this.

The soul would influence anyone to enter Equestria to coat Pinkie Pie's hair in chocolate, in order to make the highest calorie, tastiest, diabeteust snack the multiverse had ever seen!

Twilight Sparkle stared at Pinkie Pie's hair, which was now covered in chocolate.

She once again said that eloquent, sensible, and irrevocably necessary word.

"Wut?"

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Celestia woke to find her hair covered in chocolate, with a symbol of a skull and two knives on her wall.

The symbol was red.

She got out of her Princess- sized bed and tasted it.

It was ketchup.

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Zero was annoyed.

"So his version of the Epic Meal time guys is basically a food based Exalt? That sucks!"