Commander, you're efforts in combating the alien threat have been exemplary. However, due to the fact that we have grown bored of watching soldiers miss aliens right next to them, we have a new task for you're project. From now on, you shall devote the considerable resources of the XCOM project to crossing over ponies with other things. Due to the fact that you may grow bored of crossing over one individual thing, you have been given authorization to cross over with everything, until all crosses have been crossed by a crossover of crosses.
Good luck commander.
You'll need it.