Crossover all the stories!

Twilight Sparkle stared at the thing that annoyed her so.

It frustrated her, angered her, it drove her mad.

It was a portal.

This was nothing new.

Portals were extremely common in Equestria, due to the number of unicorns making portals then not closing them. The annoying thing about it however, was that it was Pink.

Blue portals led to other places.

Orange portals led to orange farms.

Green portals led to lands full of treasure and adventure.

But a pink one had never, NEVER been documented.

It was unthinkable that such a thing could exist.

Yet it existed.

So therefore, there was something on the other side.

Twilight could just go through, but she was sensible.

She knew that their could be danger on the other side.

So she waited.

Surely, she reasoned, if there is a portal, someone must want to come through it.

So she waited some more.

We must elaborate.

The portal was in her library. How else was she expected to have been waiting near it?

It had originally been in Canterlot, but she had torn it apart and brought it here, so she could stay near her friends while she waited.

She had some tea.

And then some coffee.

Nothing at all happened.

Then, the Portal became yellow.

"This" She thought, "Is definitely important enough to warrant me calling my friends!"

And so she did.

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THE OTHER SIDE

Rainbow Dash lifted her teacup using alicorn magic and stared at the portal like it had killed he mother.

Which it had, but that's another story.

Alicorn Twilight had called her to show her the portal, and she was amazed. So she called alicorn Applejack. Soon, all nine alicorns had arrived.

Applejack had been amazed, Rainbow Dash had been bored, Celestia and Luna had been aroused, and Pinkie Pie had poked the portal.

Obviously, the last thing had the most effect.

You see, the portal was constantly opening mini portals all around it. Pinkie Pie's hoof had gone through one of these mini- portals, and had poked a person currently in the act of adultery in the dick. Due to the activity he was partaking in, said dick broke, and he was later discovered, due to the broken dick.

Oh, and it also turned the portal yellow.

That was probably what Rainbow Dash, alicorn of AWESOME was most interested in.

Since she was awesome, she used Rainbow alicorn friendship magic to teleport inside the portal, and she found herself in the same place, that is to say, Twilight's library. She then noticed that her friends were no longer alicorns.

Oh, and there was another her there.

"Changeling!" She and the other she yelled, and they proceeded to murder each other. Due to the power of awesome and fandom support, the pegasus Rainbow Dash sonic rainboomed alicorn Rainbow Dash and won. As alicorn Dash died, her last words were-

"PENIS"

And then she died, and something or the other happened due to something happening with eggs being baked while being pied into reality which was sub sequentially eaten by a hungry god.

In other words, the universe was converted into a massive tubular structure, which pulsed once, before releasing a truckload of white,

boiling hot,

liquidy,

stars.

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Back at HQ, things were bad.

The old commander had barricaded himself inside his room with a shotgun, and was still writing pony fanfiction. All his replacements were worse than him, but when the council tried to get him out, he shot anyone who tried. When they tried to get him out with porn, that too failed. When they offered to murder him if he didn't come out, he mind controlled the entire base, then killed half of it. For some reason, the door to his personal chambers was made out of solid titanium, so there was absolutely, irrevocably, entirely, no way into his room. The Earth was more screwed.

The aliens had deployed a new weapon, known as cuteness. They deployed ponies with socks, and made them squee, leading to mass heart attacks and diabeteus. The only people who could defend against the squee were Chuck Norris, John McClain, Rambo, Jackie Chan, and King Arthur. All contact with them had been lost a day ago. There were reports coming in that with the help of old spice they were holding out against the ponies, but they could not last much longer. The squee was strong in them, but it would not be enough.

Many of those who remained had chosen to side with the aliens, and had called themselves, "Bronies". They loved the ponies and their socks, and welcomed their  furry new overlords.

Goku had tried to Kameha the invaders, but had reportedly suffered a heart attack as soon as he came down from heaven, and it was unkown as to how long it would take before he returned from heaven(again.)

Things were grim.

Derpy took an arrow in the knee.