The Elements of Harmony Test the Orgasmatron
The Elements of Harmony Test the Orgamsatron
A... Written passage by Sonic Derpboom
"I really appreciate you contacting us to help you with your studies, Celestia." Twilight Sparkle said to her fellow royal. "But... What kind of experiment can we test, that your guards can't?"
"You'll find out, Twilight." Celestia replied, a grin cracking over her face.
The location that the two aforementioned mares had found themselves contently walking through was none other than the illustrious Canterlot Palace. In greater specifics, the two had found themselves careless walking down one of the palace's many elongated hallways. This specific elongated hallway was one that had led directly to the bed chamber of the regal, prim, and proper, Princess Celestia. In addition to the aforementioned presence of Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia, the five other Elements of Harmony were also very much present in the hallway.
"I'd have to agree, Princess." Rarity came to say, after a few moments of walking. "I appreciate you trusting us enough to have us help you with your duties, but I am slightly curious as to why we were necessary."
"Same here, Princess." Rainbow Dash said in response to Rarity's statement. "I'm missing a Wonderbolts show for this, so I'm wondering what could be so important."
"I can assure you, Rainbow." Celestia responded. "What I have planned for you six will be better than any Wonderbolts show could ever hope to be."
This statement seemed to pique Pinkie Pie's excitement towards her unknown task.
"Oh, boy!" Pinkie Pie shouted, giddily. "If it's going to be better than a Wonderbolts show, I can't wait to see what it is!"
"Um... Excuse me, Princess?" Fluttershy came to say, her voice being in it's usual, timid tone. "Doesn't this hallway lead to your bedroom? If you don't mind me asking, why are we going down there?"
"Well, Fluttershy," Celestia said, deciding that the group was close enough to her bedroom for her to tell the six her plan. "You're all grown mares, right? I can discuss, for lack of a better term, vulgar things with you?"
Every pony in the hallway stiffened up at this inquiry. Blushes grew over the faces of Rarity, Fluttershy, and Twilight.
"Yes, but... I don't see what that has to do with this." Twilight responded, an awkward chuckle being forced into her speech.
Celestia waited until she had reached the door to her bedroom to make any further conversation. After the group had come within an arm's length of the door, Celestia placed her hoof on one of it's two knobs.
"Well, Twilight, if I can be blunt about this..." Celestia began, a somewhat sinister smile growing on her face. "This is what that has to do with this!"
Before any further comments could be made, Celestia turned her bedroom door's knob. She then gave the wooden barrier an unhinged shove. This caused the door to swing open, fully displaying the contents of Celestia's bedroom to the Elements. The jaws of all six mares simultaneously dropped upon them observing the device that stood at the foot of Celestia's bed.
The object at the foot of the Princess' bed was one unlike anything that the elements had seen. A cubically shaped metal device with spots of plastic and wire visible in some areas. The device rose just above the height of Celestia's bed, and stood a mere few inches away from it. The most striking thing about the unfamiliar object, however, was what protruded from the front if it. A thin, cylindrical tube stuck out of the machine, pointing towards the bed. At the edge of the tube, what could only be described as a moderately sized, neon pink sex toy rested, comfortably. The Elements' reactions to the object ranged from confusion, to moderate nervousness.
"Princess..." Twilight began, nervously. "What is that?"
"That, my fellow Princess," Celestia began. "Is the Orgasmatron."
"W-What is it for?" Rainbow Dash asked, her tone of voice unsure and cautious.
"You see, Rainbow. I, as royalty, have always had trouble finding suitable mates." Celestia began. "Any stallion who I can find to satisfy me is either in it for the political stance, or cannot handle the task of being paired with royalty. Every now and again, my..." Celestia hesitated "Primitive desires shine a bit more brightly than they usually do. So, I built this beauty so that I could satisfy myself when need be!"
"Um... Princess?" Applejack said. "Ya' haven't really... Told us what this contraption does."
"Oh, my bad." Celestia said. "I was caught up in my elaboration on it's concept. This machine uses a series of built-in pistons to pump the rod that is on the front of it in and out, simulating the motions of a stallion during coitus. There is a remote attached to it that the using pony can use to control the speed of it's pumps."
This statement had caused the Elements' already potent blushes to grow to a considerable level. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy's wings had embarrassingly flared at Celestia's explanation. The only pony who had seemed unaffected by Celestia's explanation was Rarity, who maintained a semi-normal facial expression.
"Oh... That's..." Twilight began, trying to find the right term to describe her opinions towards Celestia's tool. "Different."
"What does this machine have to do with us?" Rarity came to say, her voice carefree.
"I'm glad that you asked, Rarity." Celestia began. "I've already tested this device on myself several times, but I need an outside opinion on it's quality before I can truly deem it as a success. That's where you six come in." The Elements' eyes widened. "I need you to use this device on yourselves, and let me record your reactions and opinions."
"Um... Princess," Twilight said, after a bit of silence. "I'm not really... Comfortable, with this..."
Twilight's remark had garnered unanimous, agreeing follow ups from her fellow Harmony Elements.
"I thought that you might say that." Celestia said. "However, I can make this worth your while."
"What do you mean?" Rainbow Dash inquired, a slightly hostile tone in her voice.
"Well, Rainbow, I've prepared a bit of a 'thank you' for each of you, under the circumstances that you test this device. For instance..." Celestia said, her tone smooth and slick. "I'm sure that you wouldn't mind free, front row seats to every future Wonderbolts show, right?" Rainbow Dash looked at the floor below, contemplating. "And Applejack, I'm sure that the Apple Family farms could use a bit of nation-wide, royal promotion."
"Well... I wouldn't mind that..." Applejack said, guiltily.
"Pinkie Pie, you'd enjoy being lifted of tax burdens, thus having more funds for treats, wouldn't you?" Celestia asked the pink mare.
"Oh, that sounds great!" Pinkie replied.
"Glad to hear." Celestia chuckled. "Fluttershy, you'd enjoy if I were to instate some new animal rights laws, right?"
"Oh..." Fluttershy said, shyly. "Y-Yes... I'd like that..."
"Twilight, how would you like complete access to every inch of the Palace library, and it's contents?" Celestia asked her fellow princess.
Twilight reacted to this by nodding her head and looking away, embarrassed.
"And Rarity-" Celestia began.
"Oh, no need to try and persuade me, Princess. I'll test your device for you." Rarity replied, compliantly.
"Oh... Great!" Celestia replied.
Celestia observed the six. With the exception of the agreeing Rarity, all of their faces contained embarrassed, guilty, expressions. Celestia knew that she had convinced them. The Goddess levitated the machine's remote in front of her, placed it in her hoof, and presented it to the Elements.
"So..." She began, a smug grin on her face. "Who's up?"
The Elements of Harmony Test the Orgasmatron
Test Subject #1: Twilight Sparkle
The illustrious, studious, and regal Princess Twilight Sparkle lay, spread eagle, across Princess Celestia's pink-sheeted mattress. To her feet, Celestia's recent invention, The Orgasmatron, stood. The device's defining feature, it's toy-tipped rod, protruded outward, the "toy" a mere few inches from Twilight's love. Nervous sweat dropped from Twilight's forehead. This was due both to her current position, as well as the fact that Princess Celestia sat in a wooden chair, a mere few feet to the left of the bed. Outside of the room, the other five elements waited for their turns to test the device.
"Princess, I'm all for testing your... device... for you," Twilight began, nervously "But do you really have to be in here while I do it?"
Princess Celestia sat, as previously stated, in a wooden chair to the left of her bed. She was clad in a snow-white dress that was coated in neon-rainbow colored floral designs. Such a proper, well-stitched outfit clashed with the scene that was next to the Princess in a manner that was almost comical. In Celestia's magical grip, a small note pad and a pen were present, as well as The Orgasmatron's remote. Celestia looked up at Twilight.
"Of course I have to be in here, Twilight." Celestia said, in response to Twilight's question. "I have to record your reactions to the device. If you're uncomfortable, I can strip down, too."
"No, no!" Twilight began, dreading the thought of her position becoming even more awkward. "There'll be no need for that. I'll be fine."
"Suit yourself." Celestia joked. "Are you ready to begin the tests?"
"As ready as I can force myself to be..." Twilight said, awkwardly.
"Great!" Celestia replied, ignoring Twilight's uncomfortable state. "How the test will work is simple. I'll turn the tool on on it's lowest setting, and we'll gradually increase it's speed as the test goes on. This will continue until you either climax, or can't handle any more. Understood?"
"Y-Yes... I think I understand..." Twilight said, uncomfortably.
"Wunderbar." Celestia said. "I'm going to turn the device on, now."
Twilight nodded. Without any further conversation being made, Celestia flicked the device onto it's lowest setting of speed. With a quiet whirring noise, the device powered on. Before Twilight could do anything, she noticed the toy at the tip of the machine's rod being pushed forward. After a few seconds, it had been pushed against Twilight's folds. A moment passed, and the toy had separated her folds. It had quickly entered her body. Twilight stiffened up at this feeling, before giving out a moan.
"Slow down, Twilight." Celestia jeered. "We're still only on the lowest setting."
Celestia pushed another button on the Orgasmatron's remote, causing every inch of the toy, except for it's tip, to pull out of Twilight's trail. Before long, however, the toy had pushed back in. It repeated this several times. Twilight's eyes closed. Her waist began lifting in a seemingly instinctive manner. Twilight's body began rocking in sync with the device's thrusts. Celestia pushed another button on the remote, causing the toy at the tip of the rod to begin vibrating. This caused Twilight to give out a loud "Ah!". This yelp quickly dissolved into a moan. Celestia turned her head to Twilight's waist, noticing the slick wetness between her legs.
"Enjoying the test, Twily?" Celestia joked.
"Y-Yes..." Twilight managed to moan out.
"Alright, I'm going to increase the speed, now. This is the only time that I'll let you know before I do this. Understood?" Celestia asked.
Twilight, too lost in her own pleasure to vocally respond, simply moaned and nodded her head. Celestia gave a quiet laugh at this, before flicking the device to it's next speed setting. The sudden increase in speed caused Twilight to give another yelp, which was followed by a moan that had mimicked the previous yelp's. Twilight began grinding her hips into the air. Her wings completely erect, Twilight moaned with passion as the device penetrated her.
Celestia once again increased the device's speed, earning another yelp from Twilight. Celestia, wanting to make the test enjoyable for Twilight, flicked another button on the remote, This caused the device's toy to begin rotating, alternating between a clockwise and counter clockwise movement every few moments. This caused Twilight's moans to increase in potency, and her hips to begin rhythmically bucking.
Twilight, feeling the simultaneous force from the device's rotations, vibrations, and thrusts, couldn't ask for a better feeling between her folds. The feeling that this device had brought upon was unlike anything that any stallion could hope to mimic. After only Celestia knows how long, however, Twilight could feel her yearning clitoris just begging to be massaged. Using her right hoof, Twilight began rubbing the tiny nub of flesh.
Celestia once again increased the device's speed. The device, now only one setting away from it's maximum speed, was thrusting into Twilight with enough speed to force Twilight up and down. Twilight certainly didn't seem to mind, though. She squealed, moaned, and cried out in such a way that assured to Celestia that she was having a good time.
After a while, Twilight could feel her walls begin to contract around the toy. She knew that her climax was steadily approaching. The only thing that Twilight did not enjoy about the device was that it was unable to have it's own climax, inside of her. That certainly wasn't going to hinder her enjoyment of it, too much, though.
Celestia, noticing Twilight's convulsing movements, also knew that the mare was approaching her climax. Knowing this, Celestia flicked the device onto it's fasted speed setting. This caused Twilight to cry out in ecstasy.
"Ooh! OOH! P-Princess!" She squealed. "I-I think I'm going to ~AH!"~ I think I'm going to come!"
Celestia nodded her head, and began writing in her sketch pad. She then looked back at Twilight. Twilight, who was grinding with more force than before, was crying out and moaning with great volume. Her legs and hips were bucking, uncontrollably. Before long, Twilight reached her peak. She practically screamed in euphoria as an exuberant stream of liquid expelled from between her folds. She then collapsed, finished. Celestia, knowing that Twilight had hit her peak, turned the device off. Twilight used her magic to pull the device's toy out from in between her folds.
"So... How was it?" Celestia asked the exhausted princess.
"It... It was magnificent. I've never felt anything like it." Twilight replied, weakly. "Princess... Can I use your shower?"
"Of course." Celestia replied, pointing her horn in the direction of her bedroom's neighboring bathroom.
Twilight bowed, respectfully, before walking into the bathroom, and closing the door. Celestia sighed, looked at her notes, and approached the door to the hallway. She opened the door, and greeted the five awaiting elements who rested outside of it with a bow.
"How... How was she?" Rainbow Dash asked Celestia.
"Twilight enjoyed the device. She described it as "magnificent". She's in the shower, right now." Celestia replied.
The princess then stepped to her side, leaving a gap in the door just large enough for one of the other mares to step through.
"So, who's next?" Celestia asked.
Out of all of the mares present, Celestia was surprised to see that Rarity was the one who had stepped forward.
"I would... Like to test your device." Rarity said, raising a hoof.
"Sounds like a plan." Celestia chuckled out. "Let's."
With this, the two entered the room, and closed the door, behind them.
