Derpy Writes More Erotic Poetry: Smut Hard With a Vengence
Encouraged by Twilight and advised by Horizon, Derpy continues to write erotic poetry. Her new target: Big Mac and Cheerilee, in a rowboat on Ponyville Reservoir. This time, bubbles won't be the only thing being blown.
"Try limericks!" the Changeling advised her,
So Derpy now ships, being wiser
Cheerilee and Big Mac
On a boat at the back
Of Ponyville Dam. I surmise her
Intention is show them afloat
on the lake as they rocketh the boat.
Mackintosh and Cheeri:
Spicier than curry,
In this latest installment she wrote.
But don't take my word, dearest reader.
The lines within here are quite sweeter
than I have described them
(Though I indeed scribed them)
So click the first chapter, it's neater.
~Derpy Hooves
2588 words: Estimated 13 minutes to read
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2 Chapters:
- [The Silly Setup] Now Derpy Hooves Was a Mailmare 2014-06-18 07:59:52 UTC387
- [The Sensual Shipping] There once was a fellow named Big Mac 2014-06-25 00:59:28 UTC2201