Three's Disharmony

I awoke hours later to unfamiliar surroundings that looked, well, kinda cartoon-ish. Like, as if I ended up on a episode from some Hasbro trash on The Hub channel. I don't even know how parents let their kids watch that shit. Anyways, I looked to my left. Surprisingly,  there were trees. I look to my right, and, SURPRISE, there were MORE trees. I looked up, and there were MORE trees, and branches. From this, I believe I can conclude that I was in a forest. I can't say which one, but I what I can guarantee is that I will find out who, or what, that thing that put me here was, and then kick it's ass!... Which might get me killed, but it's not the craziest of ideas ever! Right?

"OK, even though the ground feels good, I can't just sit here any more. And besides this, forest is starting to give me the creeps."

As I tried to get into a standing position, I noticed that standing on two legs felt... really weird.

"OK Paul, first step to getting back home. Lets do this!"

I took my proud first step, and automatically my face had a nice tea party with the ground. Shortly after, my face had another fiesta with the ground.

"Well that could have definitely gone better! What the hell, legs! I was walking just fine before!" I picked myself up and looked at my feet. But instead of feet, I ended up looking at two pairs of hooves. Why? Well the easy explanation is that I seem to have the body of a pony. Wait, that's not right at all!

"Wha--wha--I--uh--what?! Okay, time to check if I'm insane or not. A pony? Why am I a pony?! This doesn't make any sense at all!" The voice of the creature from earlier echoed through my head;

"Now, what's the fun of making any sense...?"

So the creature also is responsible for my sudden body switch.

"I'LL HAVE IT'S HEAD!" Were the first actual words I said that weren't to myself since I got... wherever the fuck I am. Right, no time, I have to figure out how this new body works.

And just so you know, it took me at least two hours to figure out how to walk, so I'll spare the details on how many times I failed on all fours. Alright, back to the STORY.

Finally, after I THINK two hours, I was able to stand on all four legs. Or should I say, hooves. (OK, now that I got the sanding and walking maby now I can work on running le-) my thoughts were cut short by rustling in the bushes.

I looked to my left and ready ed my self to run, my thoughts were running this whatever it was going to be s giant ferrous-bunny? Oh it's just a white cute little bunny, I was going to pet the bunny until it started hopping fast in the direction right of me, I scratched my head pondering, (hu...I wonder what he's late for?), my question was quickly answered by a ferrous rower behind me. I gulped a huge lump in my throat and slowly turned behind me, what I saw was the third most impossible thing today, a monster with the body and head of a lion with bat wings on its back and a scorpion tail for its tail. how was my reaction time to this run from the monster, well you know those horror movies where people look at the monster instead of run first, I did the COMPLETE opposite and basically RAN LIKE SATAN HIMSELF WAS BEHIND ME!

And as I ran the monster gave chase. I continued to run, while trees and bushes became a blur. Then it hit me. It was running that came more naturally to me then walking or standing. For a brief moment, I was proud of myself. Until I tripped and fell on my face. Again. You know, sooner or later my bad luck is going to run it's course. I quickly picked myself up and began to run again from the sound of the monster getting closer. The roars from it could be heard for miles, and I don't want others to get hurt. So, let's pick a direction, Brain. To the right! I continued to run in that direction, until I reached a clearing where a cottage was sitting. I ran up to it and started banging on the door. And which I repeated to scream:

"Let me in! Let me in please!!!"

I feel bad for the door now that I think about it.

I heard a faint voice behind the door, but I couldn't make out the words. I could tell whoever it was, they were scared. (I mean, who wouldn't be? Here I am banging and screaming at someone's door, and I expect them to suddenly cater to me?) OK, instead, lets try a reason thus I continued to say in a calmer voice

"listen please theirs a monster out here trying to eat me I'm going to die if you don't open the door."

No answer, I looked behind me as I saw the monster closing in, my back against the door, closing my eyes for the worst to happen, that is until I didn't feel the door on my back gravity did the rest as I landed on the floor. I quickly reacted and kicked the door shut with my back hooves. I picked myself off the floor and began to scan the room and found more then a dozen bird cages complete with the birds, and a yellow pony with wings in th- WAIT PONY WITH WINGS! My eyes went wide at this but quickly snapped out of it, bigger things were happening and if I don't think of something fast we were both going to die here but first a thanks. "Hay thanks for that I would have been a goner if it was not for you"

"....."

"umm...do you talk, what's your name?"

"um i'm Fluttershy"

"come again"

"it's Fluttershy"

another rorwe was herd from outside the pony quickly hid behind the couch, I slowly went over to help her up, as I did I jokingly said to make her feel better "don't worry just another kitty cat that is angry because he lost his ball of yarn."

With that I received a small giggle from the pony named Fluttershy, I quickly responded victoriously "see I got you to giggly that's my job well done today"

Fluttershy asked in a calm mood "who are you mister?"

to which I responded "Paul and leave out the mister i'm not married"

"Oh i'm sorry"

"no reason to be"

the rore was once again herd as I quickly thought of a plane.

"OK Fluttershy here is the plane you stay in here and i'm going to distract the mons-"

"manticor"

"what?"

"it's a manticor and I THINK it would appreciate that it wasn't called a monster"

(i'll be sue to remember that wail it tares my head off)"alright i'll distract the MANTICOR while you stay safe in here, i'll lure away the manticor so you'll stay safe"

she lightly nodded, I then turned to open the door. As I open it I was greeted by a manticors mouth, as quickly as I opened it I shut it just as fast tuned to Fluttershy and said "you wouldn't happen to have a back door would you"

she nodded again and I proceeded to it, on the way out I saw a mirror and took a brief moment to look myself over.

Green cote

red eyes

white mane with maching tail

yep my life is officially fucked, I then went to the door to see how much more shit was going to happen, I peeked outside the back door to see if the manticor was there, I then dared out further until the manticor jumped on top of me from the ROOF of the cottage, smart bastard was waiting for me. I looked as the manticor was going for the kill until a blue and rainbow blur ram strait into the manticors head, knocking both the blur and manticor out, unfortunately on top of me. I struggled to get out from under the beast and succeeded I then went over to the blur that saved me it was another winged pony, and it was knocked out cold, hell it must have been flying at least 70 miles an hour, I then herd an

"EEP" from behind me and saw flutters with a shocked look on her face as she

then said "Rainbow dash!"

(Rainbow dash that's a creative name) I THOUGHT as I looked at her mane, I then gestured flutters over to me and said "could you take your friend in while I see if I can move this manticor out of here"

she nodded and dragged her friend inside, I then went over to the beast and pondered how the hell am I suppose to do this, I tried from the side didn't work, I tried the left no luck, I tried its head didn't work ether, tried the tail that didn't work and I cut myself on its tail!

(Oh crap that's not good what else could go wrong) I thought wile back down on the ground, until the manticors eyes snapped open and looked into mine. I then plainly said "fuck my life."