This is a story about how I, Paul, came into a world full of ponies. How I met the greatest friends I've ever met. How my two friends and I became known as "The Elements of Disharmony." And also, the biggest FUCKING headache of my life.

This is a story of adventure. Of love, heartbreak, and tragedy. A story of great battles that are fought and won. Worlds that are conquered. Friendships and love, destroyed. A story of strategy and wits.
Wait. Oh, sorry, I was talking about this book that i'm reading now. The story you're currently thinking about reading? HA! Nope.

Three's the lucky number, right? Right?

Also, this IS my first story so please, don't be too much of a critical asshole and enjoy it, alright?