Chapters A force wielder in Equestria
As I sat in front of my T.V. playing Co-Op with my friend, there was a knock on my door and my dad said, "Time to shut off the game, son." So naturally I put my two lightsabers on the desk next to the bed, and used the force to move my bed covers as I shut off my x-box. My dad smiled, although I could tell that after 18 years, he still couldn't stop being weirded out by my ability of using the force. Oh well. No changing that, or the fact he prefers star trek. I pulled the covers over me as he closed the door, and then sat up. I used the force to check to make sure that my annoying little sister, and my mom and dad were asleep. Lucky me, I needed only wait ten minutes before they were out. I then muffled the sound of my footsteps as I got out of bed.
I then turned on my x box, turned the sound off, and using the force, re-attached the lightsabers to my back and got back to my game. About halfway through wave 20 of co-op on MW3,(one CAN have too much COD) I felt a tingling sensation all around my body. I (due to reflex training) instantaneously reached for my lightsabers, only to remember that they're plastic. I felt my body bending and twisting in ways I could never imagine, even in yoga. I had to draw upon the force to stay calm.
When it finally stopped, I found myself in one piece, and sitting on a very cushy couch next to princess Luna, who looked at me automatically as if to say, "I didn't mean for this to happen." We sat there for a couple minutes in an awkward state of silence. Then we both started laughing for who knows why. She then finally said, "Who are you, and what are those metallic cylinders on your back. Metallic Cylinders?
"I am a force wielded named Clex Alletto. As for the cylinders," I brought them to my hands with the force, earning a surprised gasp. Realization dawned on me. "These are my lightsabers. Wait a second..." I started to trail off, as I figured out they had become real. I reached out to the force to calm myself yet again from the excitement.
"Is something the matter?" asked Luna.
"Other than the fact you teleported me to Equestria, you are sitting right next to and actually talking to me, and you being startled about my ability to levitate things as if you couldn't,then no! Then I'm perfectly fine." I added the last bit in a bit of sarcasm. I laughed at my own joke.
"Well I was kinda lonely and I tried to teleport a gamer here named Clex Alletto, albeit from this world, not realizing human counterparts for ponies and gamers existed. I'm talking to you because I want to know if you're a threat, and usually, I'd see a colorful aura around what you levitated. So where is your horn?"
All of a sudden, a white mare burst in. "Hi sis! I heard talking and came to see-" she trailed off as she saw me lightly waving around my two midnight-blue lightsabers. I turned to look at her. "You let a another human into equestria?! And with glowing swords?" I chuckled. "What's so funny, human?"
"Just the fact you're yelling at Luna for summoning me, when she only needs a friend to play video games with, and you're responsible for some of my kind as well, your highness." I bowed sloppily as if to mock her for it. Luna laughed at this.
"Guards!" Shouted Celestia. "Lock up this human in the dungeon!" Without further adieu, I put away my lightsabers, and put up a force barrier. Some used magic, some used brute force, and neither attacks prevailed. With my force barrier, I simply say there and explained rather loudly, as the guard continued their assaults, to Celestia about how harmless I am.
She finally called off the guards, and led me to a spare bedroom just down the hall from Luna's with a deatb glare at her sister, as I walked along with the princess. Her rage just escalated. Eventually, she started yelling about how her sister was being stupid. I finally got her to look at me right in the eye. I then waved my hand and said, "You will calm down, and you will let me play video games with Luna. I saw a huge strain in her eyes trying to resist. She worked her jaw and began sweating as I repeated the mantra over and over, louder each time. then she finally gave in after about ten solid minutes.
"I will calm down, and I will let you play video games with Luna."
"You will go back to sleep."
"I will go back to sleep."
"You will be hospitable to me."
"I will be hospitable to you."
"You will allow me to keep my weapons and have meals sitting in between you and Luna."
And so the exchange went back and forth for a little while longer until she promptly fell asleep (im surprised she lasted that long) and collapsed onto the guest bed. I made my way back to Luna's room, and she looked at me surprised. "How did you-"
"Jedi mind trick. Works all the time, although your sister is pretty strong minded." I said casually as I plopped back down on the couch next to her.
"Huh. I'll have to look that up sometime. And about my sister, that's a big no kidding." She said, before handing me a controller for a game called Mare of War. "You game?" She asked, almost as if she were taunting me.
"Now why wouldn't I be?" We spent most half the night before Luna fell asleep, and she dropped the controller and collapsed, her head resting on my shoulder. I shut off the console, and put everything away before even moving an inch, (other than my hands) and put one hand under Luna's head, and the other grabbed a pillow. I then put her head on the pillow and was about to leave, until she suddenly started crying lightly, as if missing something. I hesitated, then gave her a small hug and planted a light kiss on her cheek. She smiled and rolled over.
I went back to my room, to find Celestia had gone, and crawled in the massive bed. It smelled distinctly like cake. Before I knew it, I was asleep, and found myself having an awesome dream of living in Equestria. Oh look. Princess Luna is standing in the moon. *double take* "Ah Luna glad you could join me."
All she said was, "thanks for the kiss." Before she left, and my dream went on until I woke up in the morning, my face blushing for the rest of the dream, from what she said. Most I didn't remeber from sheer embarrassment and surprise. "What-"
A force wielder in Equestria
Before I knew it, I was having breakfast with the princesses. I quick whispered in Luna's ear, "how did you-" but was cut off by the cooks bringing in pancakes. There were literally hundreds of them. I then put just a single pancake on my plate, added syrup and butter and ate it. After that I decided to stop eating.
Both princess luna and celestia looked at me if I were insane. Without them having to talk, I said, "If I wanted to, I could go for weeks on end without food or water, heck, I could even go without breathing for about an hour if I want."
"Suit yourself!" They said simultaneously. They then continues to eat until all the pancakes were gone. One of the chefs who watched tapped me on the shoulder. He asked,
"Aren't you hungry, sir?" So for the second time in only ten minutes, I explained my 'powers'. I thought to myself, this is going to be a looong day.
About a hour or so later of me and Luna playing video games, Celestia had me go to ponyville, and she had Luna tag along. We both groaned as she turned off the console, and used her magic to take us out of the room. I quickly brought my essentials; some spare clothes and my lightsabers, which immediately re-attached to the straps on my back. I made my way to the carriage, to find Luna already there. She said to me, "what took you so long?" I just gave her a look that said, "You didn't pack anything, did you?" She merely chuckled as we went to ponyville.
I woke up to being nudged in the side. I didn't realize I even fell asleep. We were almost there. I saw a huge crowd and said to Luna, "Why are they so in awe, I mean c'mon, is it rare you come here or something?" She shook her head and giggled.
"You're hopeless Clex." Just as I was about to retort, we landed, and she stepped out. Then six familiar mares walked up. Princess Luna was deep in conversation after she got out, so I had to sneak out. I was easily spotted.
"Hey, who is that?" A pony known as Colgate said. Everyone(or should I say everypony) looked at me. I let out a small "meep" as Luna explained how I got here. Instantly, I was greeted by none other than pinkie pie, bouncing over with a cupcake. I totally freaked them out, because I used the force to bring the cupcake to me.
"Lemme guess." I said. You're all used to seeing an aura?" As if one, they all nodded.
Pinkie began a nonstop talk. "Areyounewtoponyvillebecauseifyoiarenewtoponyville," she paused to take a huge breath. "Thenineedtothrowyouawelcometoponyvillepartyimsoexcitedareyou?" As I slowly processed what the fudge she just said, Luna said to me and the main six,
"We should probably go somewhere quieter, you library perhaps?" She asked, turning to twilight. As we made our way there, the rainbow colored mare flew up to me.
"Hi I'm Rainbow-" she managed to say.
"Dash" I said before she could.
"Fastest flyer-"
"in all of equestria, and soon to become part of the wonderbolts"
"How did you-"
"Know?"
Luna and the other five turned around. Pinkie Pie said, "you have a pinkie-"
"Sense? No, no I don't" I said, to a now sad pinkie pie. "But I have great telepathy skills, and I can read minds and emotions. Luna started blushing at that. Rainbow Dash giggled when she saw it.
"No worries Luna. I haven't thought about reading yours, especially when we were caught up in video games.
Rainbow Dash interjected. "Whoah Whoah Whoah. You mean to say you've hung out with Luna? And she most likely likes you?"
"Well from what I've seen, yes and yes." I said as we walked into the library.
"Do you-" I cut her off in time.
"That's strictly confidential Rainbow Dash. You have no reason to pry into my privacy." The purple mare gave me, then rainbow a quick glare, then turned to everyone but rainbow and me. I ushered rainbow over. "You can keep a secret, I can tell, so I'll tell you this." I then proceeded to whisper "very much, yes." Her eyes went wide. For precautionary measures, I waved my hand and said, "You will tell nopony until I allow you to."
"I will tell nopony until you allow me to." She repeated, in a monotone voice.
After we got back to everypony else, the last four mares introduced themselves. "I'm Rarity, although you probably already know." I nodded, then said to clarify,
"I know you all." I pointed them out in order I usually listed them. "Twilight, element of magic, Fluttershy, element of kindness, Applejack, element of honesty, and spike. Twilight's assistant and technically adopted little brother. Everyone's mouths were agape, all I said was, "it pays to be a brony." They all stood, staring at me like I was a maniac. Pretending to not know what they were stunned about, I said in a sarcastic tone, "what, is something amiss?" Only Luna started laughing. I sighed inwardly. I must be the first stallion (dang nabbit they've got me doing it!) Er guy she has hung out with irl. And feelings for me? I can only imagine... "So, where might I be meditating?" I asked
"Dontcha mean sleepin'?" Applejack asked.
"You could call it that I guess." I said.
I was then escorted to a room in the library (yes it's not just two rooms of books, two staircases, and a bedroom) that had a 90" t.v. along with a gaming console and two controllers. Luna bent over and whispered into my ear,"the t.v. and game stuff were my idea since we are sharing the room." My heart skipped a beat when she said that last part. Why did I have to share a room with the most beautiful mare in Equestria? RD and Twi both gasped for different reasons at what they saw. RD was overjoyed, Twi was surprised. Luna then said, "well me and Clex aren't just going to sit and talk or read books! We're going to play video games."
A surprised RD said, "My doubts have been confirmed. I gotta say Clex you're the most lucky stall-er I mean man in Equestria. I just laughed as me and Luna sat down to MW3. This night shouldn't last long. As if on cue, RD gone and back with not only a controller, but with some snacks too. My mind was blown at how hardcore RD was, but due to my *cough*military reflex training*cough* I was better than them, but only by a little bit. Best. Night. Ever. And once again, I was the last one awake as I did the same tactics as yesterday with Luna and RD. I then proceeded to 'meditate' but was taken out of my trance when the sleeping Luna suddenly pulled me into a gigantic hug. Tsk Tsk, luna. When will you ever stop doing that. I then went to sleep. In my dream, Luna and I were walking around ponyville talking, although I couldn't make out the words, then changelings came from seemingly everywhere, along with Chrysalis. For some reason, I knew this wasn't just a dream, and that it may soon become a reality.
A force wielder in Equestria
I woke up to the weirdest thing ever. RD had her face planted in a bowl of potato chips, practically cracking them all, and somehow Luna managed to get both her front hooves around my chest. For a moment, I layed there, enjoying the warmth. My eyes then shot open. I needed o go. I then wiggled out of my warm attacker's grasp which earned me a unconscious frown from Luna. As I was about to get out of the m, I was met by none other than Rarity. "What are you doing here?" I whispered, too groggy to bother even trying to read her mind.
"Well I was just going to make your measurements while you were asleep so I could could make you some clothes." She stated truthfully.
"Well you wouldn't have been able to anyways." I said, trying to wake myself up. "Luna somehow was snuggling me." I then was about to push past her until I asked, "Where's the bathroom?"
"Uh, down the hall second door on your right." She said, suppressing a giggle. I then bolted, ran in, and relieved myself. As soon as I walked out, I bumped into Luna, who looked as equally as tired as I was.
"Oops! Sorry Luna! Oh hey, how did you-" I got cut off as she pushed past me, into the bathroom. Oh yeah. No wonder why she was here. There was a long 'aah' as she too relieved herself. As I waited, I smelled my favorite food in the world. French toast. That's the only food I couldn't resist. I began to lick my lips as grew more and more impatient before I thought, Screw it. I bolted to the kitchen, licking my lips, eyes wide with excitement. To my surprise, there was a fair amount on each plate, including mine and I appeared to be the only one there. I felt a tug at the bottom of my shirt, causing me to look down. It was spike.
"Umm... Even though Princess Luna said You barely eat anything, I hope you aren't angry I loaded you plate with Prench toast." He said sheepishly. So that's what it's called here. I thought. I then responded quit politely,
"It's perfectly alright Spike. In fact, it's actually my favorite food in the world." I finished with a far off gaze into nowhere, causing spike to relax.
"Well if you like when you finish, I made some more." He said with a grin.
"Spike, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." I said as I sat down, putting the napkin next to my plate in my shirt collar like some pompous noble.
"You have to wait until the others arrive. Sorry." Spike said.
"Thirty Minutes Later" came a mysterious voice, exactly thirty minutes later.
Since when did we get an announcer? I though at the seven ponies Sat down. I then immediately dug in, to the hilarity of Luna, who got questioning looks from the other six made was they began to eat. I signaled for Luna to explain while I ate. When I finished after a few minutes, spike came out with a double batch just for me, as if on cue. "Clex here hardly eats a thing. We had a pancake montage for breakfast yesterday, which he at only one single pancake. Looks like we found his weakness, or he was trying to show off for me." She then spoke up so I could hear. "So much for 'special powers', eh Clex? " I nudged her as I wiped off my face.
"This is my only food weakness Luna." I said. "Now apologize!"
"Make me." She retorted. I then picked her up with the force so I could tickle her under the legs and rub her ears lightly. "F-fine. I'm sorry." She said, sighing with pleasure. "Just don't stop rubbing my ears." I looked over at the seven onlookers, who were on the brink of laughter. Yet I obliged, making her basically melt. "Ahhh that feels so good. Just marry me already." She said with a hint of sarcasm.
"Mmm, not yet." I said as I began rubbing her stomach ridiculously, causing her to roll on her back like a dog.
"Why does this feel so good!" She said as I kept on rubbing her. She slowly began to close her eyes until she fell asleep. She must have stayed up later than I thought. The seven then burst out laughing, albeit quietly, causing Luna to jerk in her sleep. I levitated her to her room, which I laid her on the bed. As I checked to make sure she was still asleep, I was pulled into a giant bear hug, forcing me into the bed alongside the sleeping goddess. RD came in looked, and silently laughed. I mouthed, 'HELP ME!' Which she shook her head to, and she got everypony else. I kept on mouthing in over and over until Luna planted a kiss on my head, which made me and the others freeze. That never happened before. I tried wiggling out of her grip, which she moved to compensate as she muzzled against my cheek. It was about this point that my eyes were as wide as saucers, and everypony was cutting out hearts. They each then put one at the edge of the bed where I could read it. They all read Clex x Luna forever. Luna licked her lips and rolled over, freeing me to jump up and tackle rainbow dash, waking Luna. She looked at the cards, then the six in the doorway, then me pinning RD to the floor,then back to the six. Her eyes were as small as pinpricks. This can only end well I though as I let up RD off the ground. I then said, "I guess I've got some explaining to do. I said, clapping my hands together.
