Revenge Is A Wurm

I waited with slight contempt as I waited in the jaws of the wurm. I could hear rubble and dirt crunching just outside, the wurm burrowing into Canterlot. The entire expirence was both disgusting and a bit debauched. I was surrounded by a warm, wet, organic muscle, a few rows of extremely hard, extremly dull teeth kept me in place while the wurm tore onward towards Canterlot.

"...Hey...the music hall!" I yelled, hoping the wurm could truly understand me, "The place with the music!"

The wurm sang a shrill groan as it adjusted me in its mouth. I felt my entire body coat itself in saliva, the thick texture of the slime was horrid, almost compared to the pungent smell of the wurm's stone digesting stomach. It smell like soggy concrete being churned by lye.

But, for all my complaining, I was alive. I was alive, angry, and I had the power of a giant creature that eats rocks and has tentecals. Those two mares that left me to die, who ran without so much of an, I'm sorry, the would learn a bit of discipline at the end of a giant wiggling worm.

And as perverted as it may have been, I was going to enjoy watching.

A shrill groan followed by the sound of a pipe bursting threw me out into the world once again. "Whoa shit!" I yelped, being spat out into the middle of the street, a broken pipe sending a jet of water high into the air. Before I could lift my gaze from the ground a pair of grey hooves stepped up to me.

"...Tempo...why did a Tatzlwurm just spit you out?"

I looked up, feeling the water flying into the air pelting me, "...Hi mom...."

My mother, a famous cellist with a raven mane, stood soaked before me, an annoyed look on her face. "Tempo...what is all this?" she thrust her foreleg out at the wurm as it stood high in the air. "I'll ask slower.... Why, did a wurm, just spit you out in the street?"

Before I could answer my sister walked over, her violin case slung under her arm, "Tempo...answer the question." She looked livid, slowly getting soaked from the busted pipe.

I let out a rough cough, "Uh...this is...Tal...."

The wurm let out a long whine and flailed about in the middle of the street.

"Yeah...I think he's my friend," I stated, rubbing the back of my head and looking up as the pipe turned off. "We were supposed to get rid of him...and now...we're gonna go have some fun."

My mother cocked an eyebrow, "Fun? With a tentacle worm?" She rubbed her face with her hoof, "Tempo...please don't get in trouble."

I scoffed, "What did I do? I can't control a Tatzlwurm! It just came here, of its own accord, and decided to...do some stuff."

Octavia just grumbled, "Tempo...."

"Mom...."

"Tempo."

"Mother?"

"Don't."

I stared at her, "...But I really, really want to."

"Tempo." she glared at me, boring a hole through my right eye, "Are these the girls from the panty thing?"

I froze, "...They left me alone with the wurm...."

My mother just shook her head, "You're going to get kicked out of the guard."

I threw my hands up, turning around and putting my hand on the wurm. "Look...he's dumb, I really can't control him." I patted his scales, "Besides, this big guy couldn't, hurt, a thing!"

My mother let out a sharp huff and walked back onto the sidewalk. "Don't bring it home...we're having guests." She started trotting off, my sister drudging along after her, shooting me daggers as she shook the water off herself.

I laughed a little and looked around the wide street, ponies, humans and satyrs all staring at me and my new friend standing in the street. I took a deep breath and stepped forward, "Everyone stay calm...it's just a wurm--" just as I finished the crowd exploded, sending everyone running. "Crap, go go go go!" I yelled to the wurm, climbing atop it and pointing the way to the castle.

It must have looked insane. A half human, half pony riding atop a giant rock wurm through the streets of the capitol. If not for the princesses getting involved in some rather freaky shit, this would take the award for craziest shit in history.

For now though, I was rocketing towards the castle, everyone clearing the streets and making way for the man on the wurm. I could help but laugh as I spotted the two that abandoned me trying to dismount their chariot, Dire struggling to pull Torque from the harness as the empty stretch of tight fitted cobblestone cleared of all life besides them and us. It would seem they were the only ones to return, the other guards undoubtedly trying to find either me or the wurm.

The duo spotted me as the wurm slithered up to the front gates of the castle, letting me step off before raising it's body up and hovering over me. I sauntered up to the stunned mares, "Ladies...." I strolled over, stopping at the edge of their chariot. "...So...who's gonna be the one who explains why you left me to die with the bucking wurm!?"

Dire nearly fainted, falling against the side of the chariot. "...Tempo...I'm sorry!"

I brought my hand to my chin and snapped my fingers, causing the wurm to come down next to me, "Well...your sorry's not worth much...."

Dire backed to the wall of the chariot as the wurm nipped at the air. "Tempo, please, this isn't funny!"

I rubbed my face, "You know what's really not funny? Thinking you're going to die, thinking you just got left behind by your,friends, thinking you're about to be ground up by a rock wurm!"

Torque looked over to us, her orange mane tangled up in her helmet and armor, "Dude, this isn't okay! You can't just--"

I cut her off, "Dire...come here." I reached out to her. She slowly set her hoof in my hand, letting me yank her over to the side of the chariot I was leaning against. Her dull pink mane swinging into my face and sticking to my cheek.

She peeled her mane away, looked me in the eyes with a worried expression, "Tempo...you smell like--"

"I got here inside a Tatzlwurm.... First thing I'm gonna do when I'm done with this is go take a shower.... But first..." I took a deep breath, "I am sorry I stole your panties, I was drunk, but that doesn't make it right. I'm sorry, and I hope that once this is over we can be friends again. Okay?"

Dire cocked her head, "...You brought a wurm to Canterlot...just to say sorry?"

I started laughing, "Hell no! It's got tentacles, slimy, gross, wiggly tentacles! It's going up someone by the end of the day. But...I did kinda mess with you, so I figured since I'm not dead, I'd apologize and let you off the hook."

Dire stared at me, utterly confused as the wurm turned to Torque, told to get to work by my snapping hand. "So...Tor--"

"Yes."

Dire watched as the screaming pegasus was ripped from the chariot harness and into the wurm's mouth. "And...the wurm--"

"He can understand us, and I'll tell him to leave when it's done." I placed her hoof on the edge of the chariot and gave it a few pats, "Now...you should probably go, and if anyone asks you had no idea about any of this."

Dire looked off to the side, "That's it? You're just- you're letting me go!?"

I tightened up my face, "Hmm...good point...." I reached into the chariot and turned Dire around. "Heeya!" I slapped her flank, causing her to yelp and bolt out of the chariot. She ran down the street, silently sprinting away.

I started chuckling as the wurm coiled up, blocking off a small area and pushing Torque out of its mouth, holding her in its tentacles and pinning her legs to her body. She was heaving, looking around like mad until landing her eyes on me and glaring at me, "You!"

I walked over, "Me? Nah, it was the other guy you left to die." I let out a sharp whistle, causing the wurm to hover Torque's head at eye level with me. "So...you know what happens next, right?"

"Screw you!" she yelped, "You dropped the gun! How were we--"

I ignored her, pulling her helmet off and stepping back, "Huh...you're actually kinda pretty."

"And I- wait, what?!"

"Hhmph...well, Tal, fill'er'up!" I raised my hand and snapped my fingers.

The wurm let out a shrill squeal, two black tentacles jutting from its mouth and sending them towards Torque's rear. She looked worried, "Tempo, wait, you can--"

"Go gentle big guy! Be gentle!" I yelled, smiling at Torque, "Yeah...he's actually pretty smart."

Torque frowned hard, "...So...I--" she clenched up, "Ooooooh no...hold on...wait damn it!" she screamed, wiggling in the wurm's grasp. "Oh dear Luna, it's sticky!"

I tossed Torque's helmet aside. "Hey...you want a hug?" I asked, watching the tentacle press against her. "You look troubled...."

Torque let out a shrill yelp, the muscles in her neck tightening up. A loud sticky squelch rang out from her behind, "Oh dear Celestia...it's so gross, it's so groooss!"

I walked around behind her, watching as a single tentacle pushed inside her dull blue pussy. Bright pink flesh stretching as the wurm pushed inside her, sending sticky fluids against her backside and inside her body. "That's a tight fit...beautiful." I grumbled, growing a bit constrained in my pants. Torque let out a long shaky moan as the wurm drew back, its dark black tentacle glistening in the sunlight and reeking of musk.

I rubbed my nose, looking up at the tentacle wiggling against her pucker. "Hey...Torque, can you describe--"

"Ohhhh, make it stop wiggling! Make it stop wiggling!" she whimpered, clenching her flanks and trying to deny the wurm its new puckered burrow. Tal decided to advance, slowly pushing the tip of his tentacle into Torque's ass. Her voice caught in her throat as I watched the thick black muscle slip into her ass, wiggling around and causing Torque to groan and wiggling. "It's hot, hot, hot!" she yelped, trying to kick free.

I watched as her plot was splashed with various secretions from both parties. "Um...yes." I watched the tentacles tag team her, the slimy muscles pushing and pulling. The one buried in her ass would pull out just as the other dove straight back into her pussy, causing her squishy flesh push and pull under the abuse. "Yes to all of this...."

Torque was stuck in a continual moan, rocking back and forth as her mouth hung open, "Fu-u-u-uck!"

I enjoyed the husky sound of her voice, the pumping causing her to go more and more ragged as her body started to leak out a white cream, quickly smearing as the tentacles slithered and squirmed inside her. I walked around to Torque's front, meeting her bright red face just as she let out a sharp squeal, sending a bit of liquid to the ground. "Jesus...I'm not sure which show is better."

I rubbed my chin, watching Torque's face glow bright red and contort into a strange expression. One of pain, but one of pleasure, one of rage, and one of need. "Cumming- cum--"

I raised my hand, snapping once and cutting my hand through the air. The worm jammed forward, skewering the slime coated mare. "Bett--"

"Oh fuck- oh fuck- oh fuck--" she locked up, never letting that wash of release fall over herself, "Come on- just--" I cut her off, sticking my fingers into her mouth, "Mphm!?"

"Tal...go really slow, alright?"

Tal complied, sending the mare rocking back and forth. The puddle on the ground only grew as the viscous slime of the wurm's spit and Torque's flowing juices puddled into a rather pungent smelling heap. Torque pressed her tongue against the space between my index and middle fingers, clamping down and groaning loudly.

It was pained, right on the edge but never tipping. The mare before my eyes was going crazy, eyes rolling back in her head, mouth tightening up around my hand, and nose flaring out as she tried to catch her breath. Heavy snorts and snarls filled the air as her body grew tense, angry even.

"Alright, Tal, go ahead!"

Tal let out a quick screech, surging tentacles forth and fucking the mare like mad. Torque reached her point, sucking on my fingers and adopting an extremely determined expression. Seconds later she went bolt stiff, a spray of fluids dripping from her behind. Just as quickly as she tightened up, she went limp as a noodle, eyes unfocusing as she went to a dumb place.

The wurm's pumping sent her into a stupid bliss. She started sucking on my fingers like a filly, lost in space and enjoying her burning afterglow. I drew my fingers back, leaving Torque's mouth in a small pucker.

I walked around behind her, watching the tentacles work her body with unfettered access. The sound of the constant slick pumping was horridly visceral, schloorps and shlocks , cried out over the sound of Torque's breathing. Her soaked backside was soft and squishy under the wurm's grasps, pulsating and bouncing like mad.

"Tal...that's good!" I yelled, causing the tentacles to stop dead. There was a few seconds before the tentacle drew back, a long sloppy shlick filled the air, followed by a quick pop. Torque was left dangling, her body covered in slime and completely exhausted.

"Alright, here boy, give her here!"

The wurm looked at me, letting out a quick chirp and holding Torque higher up.

"What...what did I say? Boy?"

Once again the wurm held her higher.

"Uh...man?"

Higher still.

"...Girl?"

Suddenly I was given the sloppy mare, her sticky body left in my care after being wrecked by a pair of, apparently lesbian, tentacles. I looked around the street, a huge crowd had formed up around us. I turned back to Tal, "Alright, girl, time to go home."

The wurm let out a small groan and sent a pair of tentacles around my leg, pulling me off my feed and dragging me and Torque into its mouth. I felt my legs enveloped in a softly chewing warm mouth. "I know girl...I'll come visit!" I patted one of her lips, keeping one arm cradling the burned out Torque.

Eventually after a bit of security chewing I was let go. Tal burrowed into the ground, leaving a large hole in the middle of the street. I got to my hooves as the rest of the guard showed up, chariots landing heavily against us as everyone piled out and surrounded the hole.

I looked down at Torque, having since passed out in my arms. "Aw...I'm gonna miss her...aren't you?"

Torque opened her mouth, a ripping snore breaking the sounds of the guards getting into position. It was perfect, just loud enough to catch a few guards attention, but not loud enough to make her completely off putting.

"Tempo, what the hay just happened!?" my lieutenant screamed, trotting over, "What happened to Torque and Dire!?"

I snapped to attention, "Sir. Guardsmares Torque and Dire came back to report my...ingestion, by the wurm, sir! Fortunatly the wurm chased them back here, and after an ingestion herself she managed to free me!"

The lieutenant was shocked, "You both...were inside that thing?!"

"Yes sir! And as such...I think we could both use some rest.... Permission to head to the barracks?"

The lieutenant nodded hastily, "Um...yes...we'll...we'll sort this out, don't you worry. Oh...and good work Guardsmare Torque!"

I looked down at the KO'd mare, orange mane sticky and clinging to my arms, "The best work, the absolute best."