Who's It From Twilight, What's It Say?

The letter came in with the mailman---stallion---guy---horse for crying out loud what am I supposed to call him?

Nopony knew who it was from, so it was given to the almighty Twilight, because she knows everything and all letters are to be given to her if you are at a surprise party at Applejacks. And then Applebloom asked the sacred question that entitled this story, and started this story, and inspired this story, and---I think you get the point.

"Who's it from Twilight, what's it say?"

"It's from..." Twilight squinted. "The Doctor?" Twilight suddenly gasped and threw it on the ground, immediately requesting gasoline and a match.

"Twilight, we are in a wooden barn filled with hay." Applebloom pointed out.

"IT MUST BE DESTROYED!" Twilight screamed, as if she was angry and terrified at the same time.

"Why?" Applebloom asked.

"It's obviously my Doctor's bills...they'll never get my money...NEVERRR---" Twilight said before being stopped by the Mail...thing...

"It's from...THE Doctor, that time traveler guy that---"

"No one cares mailmare." Twilight said. And sad music played as the mailthing walked away in sadness. Then Twilight blew up the radio.

"I think I know what it is!" Applebloom said.

"You don't know what your cutiemark is." Twilight stated.

"Valid point..." Applebloom said.

"I know!" Twilight said. "It's from THE Doctor, that time traveler guy!"

"Yeah, you're so professional Twilight!" Applebloom said. Suddenly a thought came to her mind and smacked her so hard it felt like spinning her head off like a lid on a pickle jar. "Didn't the mailthing already say tha---"

"NO!" Twilight shouted. "Let's just read the letter."

"Dear Twilight, or should I say, Princess Twilight, this has nothing to do with anything. Actually it does, but it's all wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff that you wouldn't get because you are not best pone, only Pinkie is and she would get it but she's in my TARDIS right now so don't even peanut. That was a fixed point in time, I had to write that, or I would cause a paradox. Same for this letter, goodbye! PS: If you are confused, ask yourself why you offended the mailthing and got in that large conversation? Because you got this letter! PSS: WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE COUGH COUGH"

"That's all there is..." Twilight said. "Oh well, lets just drink our cider and forget about Applejack because she left and none of the other bronies would mind.

The End