Music and Lyrics

Vinyl and Lyric sat at the bar talking about what had happened since they last met.

“I remember it clearly.” Lyric said. “It was the worst day of my entire life.”

“Yeah,” said Vinyl. “It wasn’t the best way to say goodbye, now was it?”

“No, it wasn’t.” Lyric sighed.

“Did I make you cry? Oh man, I’m sorry!” Vinyl asked, worried about her friend.

“No, no I’m alright. It’s just odd, y’know? You said you never wanted to see me again, yet here we are.” Lyric smiled.

“I didn’t mean it. You and I both know that.” Vinyl slouched, insulted by the comment.

The memory came rushing back to her like a tidal wave. That seemingly perfect day turned into a nightmare in an instant.

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Vinyl woke up refreshed. She made her to the window and looked out over the rolling hills of Ponyville. She inhaled deeply, taking in the scents of the morning and looked to her left. There was Lyric, taking in the morning scents himself. He caught her gaze and waved, she giggled and waved back.

“You doing anything later?” Lyric asked.

“Sorry, I have a previous engagement!” Vinyl shouted back, laughing.

She danced in the glow of the rising sun. Nothing could possibly spoil this day, nothing!

It was simple enough why, of course. This was the dream of everypony in Equestria.

Vinyl and Lyric were going to be married today.

The wedding carried on boringly, to the point where Lyric almost fell asleep. Finally, the priestpony asked those daring words.

“Lyric, do you take this lovely mare to be your wife?” the priest asked.

“I do.” Lyric replied, beaming.

“Then by the power vested in me, I pronounce you...”

The doors burst open.

“Objection!” called the silhouette.

“Dad?!” Vinyl squinted.

“Get off of my daughter!” Vinyl’s father screamed.

He lunged at Lyric and kicked him. Lyric fell to the floor and began coughing up blood. Vinyl’s father sent another kick towards him, this time aimed at his throat...

But a blue aura stopped him.

“Vinyl, let me go! I’m not about to let this foal become your husband.” Vinyl’s father said.

“Why? You barge in here, ruin my wedding...” Vinyl said through clenched teeth.

“Vinyl?” Her father started looking scared.

“Attack my husband, scare everypony..” Vinyl continued.

“Vinyl?” her father asked.

“And you have the nerve to even talk to me?!” Vinyl screamed.

The blue aura surrounding her father’s leg climbed over his body. He cried out and there was a terrible crack. His body hit the floor. Vinyl dropped down and began crying. Lyric got up and looked over to her father, he knelt and check his pulse.

Dead

Lyric got up and went over to Vinyl.

“I killed him didn’t I? I killed my own father.” Vinyl whispered through her tears.

“It wasn’t your fault, he attacked us, you couldn’t...” Lyric tried to say.

“NO! You don’t understand! I KILLED HIM! He’s dead and there’s nothing I can do to bring him back.” Vinyl continued sobbing.

Lyric put an arm over her shoulder.

“It’s okay. My darling.” Lyric whispered.

She pulled away from him. “Get off me. Go, I never want to see you again!”

She ran for the door. Away from him, out of his life.

Forever.

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“Then I skipped town and came back under the alias DJ-PON3.” Vinyl finished the memory.

“Wow, has it really been seven whole years? They’ve kinder to you than me.” Lyric joked.

Vinyl laughed. He loved to see her laugh. It reminded him of better days, when both of them felt more alive. Before her father screwed up everything and made her skip town for seven years.

“I’ve been around a lot of places in Equestria. Places I didn’t even know about.” Vinyl continued.

“Go on.” Lyric motioned with his hand. “I want to know everywhere you’ve been, everything you’ve done.”

“Such a charmer, just like when we were young.” Vinyl laughed. “I think that’s enough for tonight though, I am kinda tired.”

“Have you anywhere to stay?” Lyric pondered.

“No. I thought about catching a few Z’s in the Apple Family barn.” Vinyl yawned.

.

“You’re welcome to come stay with me if you’d like, I have a spare room.” Lyric offered.

“I think that’s a great idea.” Vinyl said, a hint of seduction in her voice.

Later...

“Oh Celestia, I didn’t know it was so big!” Vinyl said, completely astonished.

“It’s always been this size.” Lyric’s ears flattened against his head.

“No I’m positive it’s bigger!” Vinyl said. “May I touch it?”

Lyric shrugged. “What’s mine is yours.”

Vinyl placed a hand on the hard object gingerly.

“Same as when we bought it.” Lyric said, looking over their house.

“Nah, it seems bigger.” Vinyl put a hand to her chin. “I don’t know how, but it does.”

“It’s empty, I’ll tell you that firsthand.” Lyric felt tears in his eyes.

“I know, but that’s why I came back, I’m still Vinyl Scratch and I’m still your wife.” Vinyl pulled Lyric into a kiss.

This kiss was unlike any other Lyric and Vinyl had experienced. There was such heat, such passion in that kiss. It was a swirl of every emotion all at once. Lyric knew they were inseparable now. He couldn’t tell how he knew, he just did.

When the kiss ended, the couple made their way inside the house, eager to begin the night’s events....

Sleep.

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Well that was raunchy. So here I am, the author, and instead of writing an English paper like a good boy, I’m here, listening to Sleeping With Sirens (I know, I’m hardcore. Thank you.) and writing this story. This part was mainly for my perverted friends who always make me write crappy clopfictions. So I decided to write a clopfiction without really writing a clopfiction. (insert crappy “yo dawg” joke here) How many of you actually believed it was gonna turn raunchy? If you were one of them, you’re cool. Seriously. Anyway time for part 3!