When Ross Gregory gets pulled to Equestria via an alignment of the stars crossing the wires of a teleportation spell, his first instinct is to get really pissed off. With no way back for another year, he's going to need to live there for the duration of his 'kidnapping'. It doesn't help that he's not quite right in the head either. Being neurotic and having three voices in your head can really screw around with the relations he'll make.
Rated Teen for colorful language.
(Would love an editor, if you're offering.)
(If anyone can come up with a better title, please PM me. -_-;)