Every star you can see in the night sky is a wish that has come true — wishes that have come true because of something called spacestar ordering, which is based on the twin scientific principles of “Star Maths” and “Wishy Thinking” — this is what Spaceology (a religion, not a cult) is all about.

So it is to this deep and powerful understanding of the true nature of the universe that Douglas Reynholm turns when Jen, a co-worker he has his eye on, sarcastically remarks that they could be together when she [and her department] have magical talking ponies.

What ensues is obviously “weirder than a fire at a sea parks”.
(Teen and sex for innuendo, jokes, and some situational comedy.)