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The Worst Bakers in Equestria

by Bob From Bottles
Ponies with access to a bizarre magic enter a competetion where the objective is to bake as badly as possible.

(This is an old story that was written before season two)

There exists a baking competition that's different from all the rest. The objective is not to create something good—in fact, edibility results in instant disqualification. Instead, everypony needs to perform as badly as possible. Messes, fires, and bent utensils are not enough, for those at the top all have the ability to tap into a bizarre magic that allows them to do the truly unexpected.

This year's competitors have all entered for different reasons, but in the end, there can only be one Worst Baker in Equestria.

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90447 words: Estimated about 8 hours to read
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37 Chapters:

  1. Chapter One - Preparations - Luna's Soup Adventure 2014-07-27 02:14:58 UTC
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  2. Chapter Two - Preparations - Baking for Dinky 2014-07-27 02:15:25 UTC
    3503
  3. Chapter Three - Preparations - Rainbow Dash's Training 2014-07-27 02:16:08 UTC
    5539
  4. Chapter Four - Preparations - The Great and Powerful Trixie's Terrible Day 2014-07-27 02:16:27 UTC
    6581
  5. Chapter Five - The Preliminaries - All Work and No Sleep Makes Luna Drink Coffee 2014-07-27 02:16:50 UTC
    3811
  6. Chapter Six - The Preliminaries - The Bestest Announcers Ever! 2014-07-27 02:17:05 UTC
    2993
  7. Chapter Seven - The Preliminaries - Trixie Bakes in a Story about Baking 2014-07-27 02:17:18 UTC
    2180
  8. Chapter Eight - The Preliminaries - I’m a Sidekick! 2014-07-27 02:17:27 UTC
    2240
  9. Chapter Nine - The Preliminaries - When the Plot Begins to Thicken, Reduce Heat and Continue to Stir 2014-07-27 02:17:42 UTC
    2762
  10. Chapter Ten - The Preliminaries - We Haven't Got a Clue 2014-07-27 02:17:56 UTC
    1775
  11. Chapter Eleven - The Preliminaries - And Then Nothing Really Happens 2014-07-27 02:18:04 UTC
    788
  12. Chapter Twelve - The Preliminaries - You Have Fallen into My Trap: The Musical 2014-07-27 02:18:12 UTC
    4797
  13. Chapter Thirteen - The Preliminaries - Let’s Just Wrap This Up, Shall We? 2014-07-27 02:18:34 UTC
    294
  14. Chapter Fourteen - The Preliminaries - Above All Else, Be Happy 2014-07-27 02:18:50 UTC
    2657
  15. Chapter Fifteen - The Preliminaries - This Makes about as Much Sense as Anything Else That Has Happened Today 2014-07-27 02:19:07 UTC
    480
  16. Chapter Sixteen - The Contest - Are We Forgetting Anypony? 2014-07-27 02:19:21 UTC
    2725
  17. Chapter Seventeen - The Contest - Meanwhile, at the Area of Waiting 2014-07-27 02:19:30 UTC
    2030
  18. Chapter Eighteen - The Contest - Opening Ceremonies for Our Bad Baking Ponies 2014-07-27 02:19:37 UTC
    3726
  19. Chapter Nineteen - The Contest - The Great and Powerful Trixie's Terrible Baking 2014-07-27 02:19:55 UTC
    2229
  20. Chapter Twenty - The Contest - Probably Nothing Important Was Happening on Stage Anyway 2014-07-27 02:20:01 UTC
    1138
  21. Chapter Twenty-One - The Chapter - Baking for Dinky 2014-07-27 02:20:12 UTC
    2382
  22. Chapter Twenty-Two - The Contest - Luna's Competition Adventure 2014-07-27 02:20:19 UTC
    1567
  23. Chapter Twenty-Three - The Contest - Rainbow Dash's Performance 2014-07-27 02:22:13 UTC
    2211
  24. Chapter Twenty-Four - Intermission - Choose Your Own Intermission 2014-07-27 02:22:23 UTC
    331
  25. Chapter Twenty-Four - Intermission - Sunshine and Lollipops 2014-07-27 02:22:26 UTC
    331
  26. Chapter Twenty-Four - Intermission - Revenge Is a Dish Best Served on the End of a Sword 2014-07-27 02:22:29 UTC
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  27. Chapter Twenty-Four - Intermission - Beware the Evil... Something 2014-07-27 02:22:39 UTC
    1843
  28. Chapter Twenty-Four - Intermission - A Pirate I Was Meant to Be 2014-07-27 02:22:45 UTC
    2535
  29. Chapter Twenty-Five - The Contest - A behind the Scene Look behind the Scenes 2014-07-27 02:22:53 UTC
    4236
  30. Chapter Twenty-Six - The Contest - Winning Is Easy. It’s Losing That Takes Talent 2014-07-27 02:23:17 UTC
    1133
  31. Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Contest - The Match You’ve Been Waiting For 2014-07-27 02:23:23 UTC
    3529
  32. Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Contest - Second Chances to Fail 2014-07-27 02:23:35 UTC
    1367
  33. Chapter Twenty-Nine - The Contest - Let Me Show You How It’s Done 2014-07-27 02:23:47 UTC
    1461
  34. Chapter Thirty - The Contest - The Worst Baker in Equestria 2014-07-27 02:23:57 UTC
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  35. Chapter Thirty-One - The Contest - In the End, All Things Come to This 2014-07-27 02:24:01 UTC
    2366
  36. Chapter Thirty-Two - The Contest - Confessions 2014-07-27 02:24:09 UTC
    1485
  37. Chapter Thirty-Three - The Aftermath - CMC, WBE, YAY! 2014-07-27 02:24:15 UTC
    2751