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The Royal Snackdown

by Creed
The snackrifice of a lifetime has to be made in order for Equestria to keep hold of its harmonic balance. Who will save the entire nation? Well, just see C and L in the dictionary.

For decades years long amounts of time, many rulers of Equine Land Equestria have passed on the torch of the snackrifice to other royal alicorns. For Luna and Celestia, the pair of sisters want to top all the rest of the rulers by simply getting the best snack they could ever get in all of the land. Their journey is long and rough, but they shall succeed.

After all, who doesn't like having a snack or two?

Written in collaboration with CluelessDetective, the master of all weird metaphors and odd punchlines.
Edited by: ! ~ Creed ~ ! and 007CluelessDetectiveBond (you sillies thought I wouldn't get to add it!) and other unique individuals who will possibly look over this fic piece of grotesque astounding art.

Hope you all enjoy and please, don't drown in our puns.
[spoiler]Puns are hard to drown in, unless you're a talking white horse pony.[/spoiler]

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6387 words: Estimated 32 minutes to read

2 Chapters:

  1. Can You Take the Heat? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2264
  2. Literally Investigating 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4123