Twilight Sparkle invades the Bully

by Ruby Rose

OnlyAfro is a fucking genius.

Hello, dear reader! You may have found a liking to either:
A) Dark Souls
B) The Legend
C) Twilight Sparkle
D) Two or more of these

Well, sadly there won't be any of the Legend in this chapter. Yes, unfortunate and terrible, as he was very busy killing summerfags who leveled up Dexterity...

Did you ever feel the need to bully in Dark Souls? To troll, to get hatemail? We all did, didn't we? Well, let me show you the best, and the only true method to troll and bully in our lovely universe.

Pony Spirit Twilight Sparkle invaded!

I have invaded another of these damn humans, this time I appeared in a moss covered marble road, a fog gate behind me, and there were grand buildings, made out of clean, white marble. Everything was covered in moss and various other plants.
When I looked down, past the fence I saw darkness. Not just lack of light, this darkness felt... unnatural. As if it shouldn't be here.
Then I saw one of those beings, humans running towards me, a catchy tune following him as he got closer.
He held a trident in his hand, an ugly shield made out of simple planks hanging off his back and a weird, spiked mace that felt magical attached to his... visible underwear.

The only clothing he wore was this strap of underwear between his legs and this weird... crown? It was two tiny wing near his ear connected by a strap. He had two auras around him.

One aura was blue, and a deeper, surrounding mostly his arms was red. He wore two rings, I noticed a ring with a red stone and a ring with a dragon engraved in a gold-like material.

I saw that red ring once, what was it called? Red Tearstone Ring, right? It was activated when you were close to death, and then you got a huge boost in all of your attacks.

Could be useful, gonna loot it from the human when I defeat him.
He stopped before me, and stared at me.

And stared.

Stared.

And stared without blinking even once for the past two minutes.

He then grabbed his trident in two hands and started... dancing?

After two minutes he grabbed his mace and shot at me with those weird lights that made this funny, croaking noise. Yet, another troll not taking invaders seriously.

One of the weird beams hit me in the face and I giggled, no, laughed. I could not stop laughing.

Suddenly, as I was laughing, the nice music stopped and it changed to a rough, hard metal.

I opened my eyes and noticed the creature charge up black bolts of magic.
Buck.

And on that day, Twilight Sparkle got a faceful of Dark Bead. She learned not to trust any humans anymore.
"Son of a whorse." she said, as she appeared next to her bonfire.

Author's Note

First guest chapter by the great Ruby Rose Be sure to check their stuff out and thank them for this bit of gold.