The Ultimate Cliché

Chapter 1

Have you ever watched the movie 21 Jump Street? Ya know where the jock and the nerd become friends? Well that's the kind of relationship Tyler and I have. I would take him out to parties, he would drive me home when I was too drunk to drive myself. that's how the guy made most of his friends, carefully listening to each of there drunken rants, as he dropped each and every person off to their house. He was probably the best designated driver I had ever met.

We had met in freshman year. He'd do my homework, I wouldn't beat the tar out of him, simple, until I would have a test or quiz. Sophomore year, well, since I ended up almost failing last year, the school stuck me with him as my tutor. He turned out to be an alright guy, but besides the tutoring, I wouldn't even look at him during school. Wouldn't want to ruin my reputation right? Soon after junior year rolled around and I didn't need the tutor anymore. Either way we would still hang out after school. during school, however, only the occasional hello was what he got when we passed through the halls. It was the middle of senior year when I took him to his first real party. he didn't drink anything, unlike me and my friends, who where absolutely hammered. I remember me fumbling around for my keys, then driving around like I was in the UK, and then him saving me and my friends life. After that we where all cool with him tagging along with the stuff we did. I remember one time, he thought he got high, cause the smoke coming from my joint, went up his nose. Sometimes I think he was too innocent for some of the shit we did, but he got better with that sort of stuff.

Sometimes he would confuse me with the stuff he said like me being "20 percent cooler" than him. Normally I would give him a confused look and he would sadden a little bit, muttering under his breath, "looks like somebody doesn't watch the show..."

But enough about the past, today was the day him and I pooled our money together to buy a really nice car! I walked into his room where he was on his computer. He saw me and very quickly changed tabs from a rather colorful looking website with a pink horse on the front.

"Dude, what the fuck kind of shit are you into?" I began to laugh, noticing his face turn the color of that adorable looking picture on his computer.

"Hey! shut up, your lucky I don't tell anyone about your obsession over pokemon!"

"Woah man, did you really need to go there? And besides," I got my voice down to a very serious tone, "those were dark times..."

"Allirghty then, so tell know one?"

"Deal." And that's when my curiosity got the best of me. "So, what was that pink horse doin' on your screen anyway?"

"Hey! it's not a horse it's a pony!"

"Ok? So why the fuck was it pink?"

"SHE was pink because why not"

"Oh so it's a she huh? I tell 'ya man your into some kinky stuff!" I couldn't help but laugh a little, Tyler was so self conscious sometimes.

"Shut up! I'm not even 'in' to clopfics."

" Clopfics? Oh so this pony stuff has some sorta' new language to it?"

"uuughh! never mind!"

Finally I remembered why I was here. "so your have the money?"

"You bet your flan- I mean... uh ass I do!"

"Alright? Cool well go online and see if the car is still there!" Sure enough it was.

we found the address of the car owner and head down to his house, but when we got there the owner was holding something in his hands. It looked like a teakettle but whole lot shinier than your average teakettle.

"H-h-hello b-b-boys!" I noticed the man had a nervous twitch in his eye which sketched me out.

"Um hey. we are here for the car."

"S-s-sorry boys, c-c-car not f-f-for sale, b-b-but don't w-w-worry u c-c-can have t-t-this!" And with that he thrusted the teakettle into my hands and ran away cackling like a witch.

"Ok?" I was VERY confused.

"Heh. that was weird, doesn't that kinda look like a genie lamp"

"Hey it does!" I began to jokingly rub it and before my very eyes floated a blue avatar.

"Alright listen," the genie sounded very pissed, "ya got three wishes no more, no less, yadda, yadda , yadda, just make it quick kid, I have to get my beauty sleep." I began to think about what I wanted most in the world, but the genie began to yawn, "ah screw it, I'm just go into each of ya' little noggins and see what ya most desire." that's when he stuck his entire body into one of my ears and out the other, then he did the same to Tyler. "alright wishes granted." He snapped his finger, then flew into his kettle which shattered seconds later.

"So tyler what did you wish for- aaaaaaaaaaaah!" That's when the portal appeared and sucked the both of us into god knows what.